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There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnappedyour kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground".Signed, "A Sardarji".The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?!"
A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear". "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. But ... what happened to the other ear?" The scoundrel called back.
Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before!
As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the cockroach. He picked the cockroach and put it in the centreof the table and said: "Run". The cockroach ran. He pulled out one leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The cockroach ran. He pulled one more leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The cockroach ran. This way the cockroach tried to run even when it had just one leg.
He pulled last leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The cockroach could not!
Our Professor was satisfied with his studyand started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a cockroach, it cannot hear anymore".
A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear". "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. But ... what happened to the other ear?" The scoundrel called back.
Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before!
As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the cockroach. He picked the cockroach and put it in the centreof the table and said: "Run". The cockroach ran. He pulled out one leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The cockroach ran. He pulled one more leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The cockroach ran. This way the cockroach tried to run even when it had just one leg.
He pulled last leg of the cockroach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: "Run". The cockroach could not!
Our Professor was satisfied with his studyand started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a cockroach, it cannot hear anymore".