Kaani jaatni

[anubhokar]

Ek bae ek jaat er ek kaani jaatni(squint) shahar mein film dekhan chale gaye. film mein actor shri devi ki aankhyan ki taarif kare tha.

jaatni boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat chup rehya

wah fer boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat fer chup rehya

wah fer boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat dukhi ho kae bolya: bhaagwan, shridevi gelyan tae chood teri tae aankh aapas mein ae na milti.

 

[rajeevtomar]

hello

ha ha ha ha ha ha

vry nice jokes

ek bekar sa joke mera bhi.....

Premika--Ae bewafa tune sabkuch saaf kar diya mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya.
Premi--Teri kurbaani bekar nahi jayegi,bhej de rakh bartan majne k kaam aayegi.

 

[coolengineer]

hahahaa..

Good one anu jee..
andy joke..sahi rog katya kani ka..

 

[ygulia]

Mere khyaal se kani ki jagah Bhaingi aankh ka jikar hai sei is joke mei

 

[vikram.dahiya]

Wah wah wah
maja aa gaya bhai, bahut khoob

 

[ritu]

hahhahahaa gud one

Ek bae ek jaat er ek kaani jaatni(squint) shahar mein film dekhan chale gaye. film mein actor shri devi ki aankhyan ki taarif kare tha.

jaatni boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat chup rehya

wah fer boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat fer chup rehya

wah fer boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat dukhi ho kae bolya: bhaagwan, shridevi gelyan tae chood teri tae aankh aapas mein ae na milti.

 

[raka]

Ek bae ek jaat er ek kaani jaatni(squint) shahar mein film dekhan chale gaye. film mein actor shri devi ki aankhyan ki taarif kare tha.

jaatni boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat chup rehya

wah fer boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat fer chup rehya

wah fer boli: ji meri aankh shri devi tae millen sae na?
jaat dukhi ho kae bolya: bhaagwan, shridevi gelyan tae chood teri tae aankh aapas mein ae na milti.

hhahahahahahahahah
anuji wahe baat s ak ek b ek jat aur jaatni film dekhan gaye udde ek seen m hero heroin ta bolya meri ankho me tumhe kya dikhta hain , heroin boli muje bas pyaar dikhta hain.
eb ghar n aake jat bi jatni n bolya ak tane meri ankhya m k dikhe s..
jatni boli mane to teri ankhya m diid dikhe s...
jat bolya rrr bawlli yo diid konya,ye tere pyaar k jaguud s....

 

[coolengineer]

hahaha..gud one raka

hhahahahahahahahah
anuji wahe baat s ak ek b ek jat aur jaatni film dekhan gaye udde ek seen m hero heroin ta bolya meri ankho me tumhe kya dikhta hain , heroin boli muje bas pyaar dikhta hain.
eb ghar n aake jat bi jatni n bolya ak tane meri ankhya m k dikhe s..
jatni boli mane to teri ankhya m diid dikhe s...
jat bolya rrr bawlli yo diid konya,ye tere pyaar k jaguud s....