Kahan Hain aap????

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Scenario 1
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
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> start arguing about who's right.
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> You are in Kolkatta.
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> Scenario 2
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
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> That's Mumbai.
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> Scenario 3
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.
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> The first two get together & beat him up.
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> That's Delhi.
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> Scenario 4
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> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
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> A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall.
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> That's Ahmedabad.
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> Scenario 5
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> Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
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> he writes a software program to stop the fight but the fight doesn't stop
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> because of a bug in the program.
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> That's Bangalore !!!!
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> Scenario 6
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> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
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> A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANNA" doesn't like all this
> nonsense --- Peace comes in.
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> That's Chennai.
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> Scenario 7
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> Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends
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> on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
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> You are in Chandigarh.
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> Scenario 8
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> Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police.
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> Police comes and starts lathi charging all the people crowded there.
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> Someone throws stones to police. Police throws it back. Some people are
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> Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by
> government.
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> You are in Hyderabad...Andhra Pradesh
 
Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Bhai Navin teekh keh rahe ho...
ar Bhai jab do padhey likhey Jat computer pe ladan laag ja to it means u r on JATLAND.COM :) ;) :rolleyes:

Stay Tuned
 
One more scenario

Hi....

There is one more observation which is added by one Pune guy.....

Scenario 8
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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
After a while one uncle-aunti come roaring and say to those fighting guys

"Hey you suys Don't fight here Go to next door and then fight as much as u want We R getting Disturbed"



You are in Pune
 
good one

It was really good.........is there any place where some one makes an effort to start the fight between two guys :)
 
Bhai Kulwant,

In lighter mode.... Charity can begin from your side .. ;) :p :) :p :p

kulwant said:
It was really good.........is there any place where some one makes an effort to start the fight between two guys :)
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Another Sitution

TWO GUYS ARE FIGHTING,MANY PEOPLE GATHER THERE AND INSTIGATE SAYING,"hein shabbashe, issa mokka pher nahin milega,maar sale ke jabdde pe."...............you are in ROHTAK.This is called " SHITTKAREE"




DEV
 
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Oh Ho Sandeep Bhai Chala kaat diya. Kamal ki observation hai. I was missing Rohtak and Dev completed adequately. Bhai bahut acche.
 
Two guys are verbally accusing/swearing each other but no real blows are exchanged.
Third guy watches them for long time. Wait for the real blows exchange fight (which never happens between the two) and beats both for wasting his precious time in “only talk-fight”.

Third person is my cousin brother and you are in Dharamkheri Village.
 
correct description of the situation on jatland.com as we see it sometimes.

(Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Bhai Navin teekh keh rahe ho...
ar Bhai jab do padhey likhey Jat computer pe ladan laag ja to it means u r on JATLAND.COM

Stay Tuned
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dear friends sometimes it does look like gaam ki panchyat ho rahi hai and everyone is trying to rundown the other.
 
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