kala master

[kabeer]

ek bai bhai ek kasuta kala master........
ar kasute kale chore tai bola.....bata taj mahal kada sai....
chora bhi khas tha...bola ji delhi mai sai....
master bola hai mara bata nakli... jad tu hoya hoga to teri dadi nai tansla pita hoga

ya sunke chora tai data na gaya ar bola..........
master ji jai ya e baat sai to jis din aap hoye hoga us din tai gaam ka ghota pita hoga

 

[rekharathee]

ek bai bhai ek kasuta kala master........
ar kasute kale chore tai bola.....bata taj mahal kada sai....
chora bhi khas tha...bola ji delhi mai sai....
master bola hai mara bata nakli... jad tu hoya hoga to teri dadi nai tansla pita hoga

ya sunke chora tai data na gaya ar bola..........
master ji jai ya e baat sai to jis din aap hoye hoga us din tai gaam ka ghota pita hoga

hahhahhahhah, very good joke, ghanne dinnaan mein koye badiya chutkalla sunan ne millya

hhahahahahahh @tasla peetya hoga

 

[deepshi]

hehe

good one

 

[anilsangwan]

kaankarr paad chutkala....ha ha ha ha ha ha Jhotta pittwa diya ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha

 

[skanchap]

ha..ha...ha...ha..ha...ha...ha..ha...ha...ha..ha...ha...
......country side stuff....N.....D

manas (master) maar chutkala.....

 

[yashbeniwal]

jee saa aa gaya bhai........

wah bhai vikrant ke entry maari sai tanne kati...amitabh bachhan aali......
ere woh jee saa de diya junsaa kade naa aaya .......naas thaa diya tane bhai.... ....er ebb laga rahie....na tai tere peechai bhi jhootha le lai laag lenge log bagh.....katti tang tale ki baat kahde tanne.............
ere bhai tera swagat karna bhool gaya mai......lai bura naa maaniye....tham apne guldastaa..... ..kilki @ guldasta..........bhai u maara riwaz sai guldasta den kaaaa................ ....

ek bai bhai ek kasuta kala master........
ar kasute kale chore tai bola.....bata taj mahal kada sai....
chora bhi khas tha...bola ji delhi mai sai....
master bola hai mara bata nakli... jad tu hoya hoga to teri dadi nai tansla pita hoga

ya sunke chora tai data na gaya ar bola..........
master ji jai ya e baat sai to jis din aap hoye hoga us din tai gaam ka ghota pita hoga

 

[downtoearth]

good bhai kabirey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, laagya rey nuey,,,,,,,,,,,, hasaanda reh

 

[ritu]

bahut badiya kabeer tera chutkala

 

[praveenpoonia]

Bahut Badiya Bhai swad aa ga

 

[monikadahiya]

hahahaha

utt choraa kati ee hahahaha badhiya ekdum ... maza sa aa gya

 

[ram6april]

badhiyaaa.....

bhot ee badhiyaa bhai chutklaa te......... arr ibb aur bhi aan diye isse isse.......

 

[satyeshwar]

Haha

Bhai,
Is chutkule ne padh ke manne ek aur ghanna suthra chutkula yaad aa gya jo kai saal pehlya haade hi padha tha.

ek be ek ghana kaala maastar ek safed kurta peher ke chala gaya ar baalkon te poochan laagya ak bachon main kisa laago soon? Ve bolye, maastar ji aap suthre lago so! Uske fer bhi chan nahi aaya ar fer poocha ak Theek Theek batao, ak main kisa laago soon? Fer ek ladka himmat si juta ke bolya, Maastar ji ise laago so ak Patashe mein Makado ghus gya ho!

hahahahaa!!!

 

[ritu]

hahahhahaha.very funny

Bhai,
Is chutkule ne padh ke manne ek aur ghanna suthra chutkula yaad aa gya jo kai saal pehlya haade hi padha tha.

ek be ek ghana kaala maastar ek safed kurta peher ke chala gaya ar baalkon te poochan laagya ak bachon main kisa laago soon? Ve bolye, maastar ji aap suthre lago so! Uske fer bhi chan nahi aaya ar fer poocha ak Theek Theek batao, ak main kisa laago soon? Fer ek ladka himmat si juta ke bolya, Maastar ji ise laago so ak Patashe mein Makado ghus gya ho!

hahahahaa!!!

 

[ravi.shekhar]

ekdum desi . maza aagya bhai.

 

[kabeer]

hi

bahut badhiya satyeshvar bhai sahab...........

kati badhiya combination bana diya............

 

[mothsara1st]

Arr thik kaho so mallik sahab ........aarr sirf peeta peeta nahin hoga peet peet ke kanch kadh dee hogi jhote kee to ........mere bate ye aaj kal ke student bhi kisee bat na talle nahi padan dende