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Jatsamaj Ki Customs-culture To Best Han
Per Aaj Ky Samaj Mae.
Tael- Baan- Sagai-banwara-ghudchaddi
Ka Time Kisi Ky Pas Nahi Hae.
Chat Mangni-pat Vivah Aur Jhat Divorce.
Aur Bahut Sy To Vivah Sy Pahle Net Per Hi
Muklawa Karne Ko 24 Hrs Tayar Rahte Han.

Ise Muklawa Ki Baat Per

Kalu Ki Ak Misal Yad Aagye-
Kalu Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi-
Kalu-babu Sy Bola-babu Shadi
Karde Jalse Si
- Babu Bola Shadi My Rupee Lagagy Ak Lakh
Rupee La- Abhi Khal Shadi Karta Hun.
Kalu Soch Kar Bola- Babu Muklawa
Kitne Ky Rs Mae Ho Jaga.
Babu Bola Muklawa To 1100 Rs Ho Jaga.
Kalu Sidha Hi Bola-
Mae To Phir Sidha Hi Muklawa Karwaoga
Babu Lae 1100 Rs Karde Mera Muklawa
Nahi To Yah Rahi Goli- Jahar Khalunga
Abhi Bahut Sy Nu Bujhegy
Yoo- Muklawa Ky Ho Sae
 
ranjitjat said:
Jatsamaj Ki Customs-culture To Best Han
Per Aaj Ky Samaj Mae.
Tael- Baan- Sagai-banwara-ghudchaddi
Ka Time Kisi Ky Pas Nahi Hae.
Chat Mangni-pat Vivah Aur Jhat Divorce.
Aur Bahut Sy To Vivah Sy Pahle Net Per Hi
Muklawa Karne Ko 24 Hrs Tayar Rahte Han.

Ise Muklawa Ki Baat Per

Kalu Ki Ak Misal Yad Aagye-
Kalu Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi-
Kalu-babu Sy Bola-babu Shadi
Karde Jalse Si
- Babu Bola Shadi My Rupee Lagagy Ak Lakh
Rupee La- Abhi Khal Shadi Karta Hun.
Kalu Soch Kar Bola- Babu Muklawa
Kitne Ky Rs Mae Ho Jaga.
Babu Bola Muklawa To 1100 Rs Ho Jaga.
Kalu Sidha Hi Bola-
Mae To Phir Sidha Hi Muklawa Karwaoga
Babu Lae 1100 Rs Karde Mera Muklawa
Nahi To Yah Rahi Goli- Jahar Khalunga
Abhi Bahut Sy Nu Bujhegy
Yoo- Muklawa Ky Ho Sae
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Dudee ji ... ek doubt bahut din se dil mein hai ... kya ye aapki foto hai profile pic mein ??? aur agar haan toh aap koi politician hai kya ??? Ye aapki profile pic mein chehra bahut jana pehchana lag raha hai ... yaad nahi aa raha kaha dekha hai ya kissi aur ko dekha hai :eek::confused:
 
Good Q

Devender Bhai-
Jhajjar Mae Konsa Gaon Hae-
Gotar Likh Deta To Batla Deta

Kahin- Rohtak- Gurukul Jhajjar Mae Dekha Ho

2001 Sy To Jatland Per Dekh Raheho
Profile Mae Jo Kuch Bhi Mae Hun.
Photo Lagane Ka Shokheen Nahi Hun
Mujhe Lagana Bhi Nahi Aata.
Kae Members Ky Kane Per Harvender Malik Ny
Laga Diya- Jab Vah Londopn Aaya Tha.
Vase Politician Ka Bhi Guru Hun-
Merae Student Mp- Mla Bahut Milengy.
Asa Hi Q Ak Cm Ky Pa Ny Bhi Kiya Tha
Ak Bar Cm Sy Milene Haryana Bhawan Gaya
Vahan Pa Cm Sy Milne Nahi Deraha Tha
Interview Lena Saru Kar Diya
Aap Vahi Dr Dudee Han Jo Usa Sy Aaye Han.
Mane Kaha Dr Dudee Ka Bhi Baap Aur
Dusare Dr Dudee Ka Tau Jo Sath Aaya Hae
Cm Sahib Ny Yah Rola Suun Liya Bola
Yah Usa- London-india Ky Malik Han
Inko Anade Nri Sy Bahas Mat Kiya Kar
 
ranjitjat said:
Devender Bhai-
Jhajjar Mae Konsa Gaon Hae-
Gotar Likh Deta To Batla Deta

Kahin- Rohtak- Gurukul Jhajjar Mae Dekha Ho

2001 Sy To Jatland Per Dekh Raheho
Profile Mae Jo Kuch Bhi Mae Hun.
Photo Lagane Ka Shokheen Nahi Hun
Mujhe Lagana Bhi Nahi Aata.
Kae Members Ky Kane Per Harvender Malik Ny
Laga Diya- Jab Vah Londopn Aaya Tha.
Vase Politician Ka Bhi Guru Hun-
Merae Student Mp- Mla Bahut Milengy.
Asa Hi Q Ak Cm Ky Pa Ny Bhi Kiya Tha
Ak Bar Cm Sy Milene Haryana Bhawan Gaya
Vahan Pa Cm Sy Milne Nahi Deraha Tha
Interview Lena Saru Kar Diya
Aap Vahi Dr Dudee Han Jo Usa Sy Aaye Han.
Mane Kaha Dr Dudee Ka Bhi Baap Aur
Dusare Dr Dudee Ka Tau Jo Sath Aaya Hae
Cm Sahib Ny Yah Rola Suun Liya Bola
Yah Usa- London-india Ky Malik Han
Inko Anade Nri Sy Bahas Mat Kiya Kar
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No i never been to jhajjar, gurukull...
Acually ur face is like a very common Haryanavi man so i was feeling that i have seen u somewhere. Anyways thanks for the reply.
 
ranjitjat said:
Devender Bhai-
Jhajjar Mae Konsa Gaon Hae-
Gotar Likh Deta To Batla Deta

Kahin- Rohtak- Gurukul Jhajjar Mae Dekha Ho

2001 Sy To Jatland Per Dekh Raheho
Profile Mae Jo Kuch Bhi Mae Hun.
Photo Lagane Ka Shokheen Nahi Hun
Mujhe Lagana Bhi Nahi Aata.
Kae Members Ky Kane Per Harvender Malik Ny
Laga Diya- Jab Vah Londopn Aaya Tha.
Vase Politician Ka Bhi Guru Hun-
Merae Student Mp- Mla Bahut Milengy.
Asa Hi Q Ak Cm Ky Pa Ny Bhi Kiya Tha
Ak Bar Cm Sy Milene Haryana Bhawan Gaya
Vahan Pa Cm Sy Milne Nahi Deraha Tha
Interview Lena Saru Kar Diya
Aap Vahi Dr Dudee Han Jo Usa Sy Aaye Han.
Mane Kaha Dr Dudee Ka Bhi Baap Aur
Dusare Dr Dudee Ka Tau Jo Sath Aaya Hae
Cm Sahib Ny Yah Rola Suun Liya Bola
Yah Usa- London-india Ky Malik Han
Inko Anade Nri Sy Bahas Mat Kiya Kar
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ranjitjat said:
Jatsamaj Ki Customs-culture To Best Han
Per Aaj Ky Samaj Mae.
Tael- Baan- Sagai-banwara-ghudchaddi
Ka Time Kisi Ky Pas Nahi Hae.
Chat Mangni-pat Vivah Aur Jhat Divorce.
Aur Bahut Sy To Vivah Sy Pahle Net Per Hi
Muklawa Karne Ko 24 Hrs Tayar Rahte Han.

Ise Muklawa Ki Baat Per

Kalu Ki Ak Misal Yad Aagye-
Kalu Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi-
Kalu-babu Sy Bola-babu Shadi
Karde Jalse Si
- Babu Bola Shadi My Rupee Lagagy Ak Lakh
Rupee La- Abhi Khal Shadi Karta Hun.
Kalu Soch Kar Bola- Babu Muklawa
Kitne Ky Rs Mae Ho Jaga.
Babu Bola Muklawa To 1100 Rs Ho Jaga.
Kalu Sidha Hi Bola-
Mae To Phir Sidha Hi Muklawa Karwaoga
Babu Lae 1100 Rs Karde Mera Muklawa
Nahi To Yah Rahi Goli- Jahar Khalunga
Abhi Bahut Sy Nu Bujhegy
Yoo- Muklawa Ky Ho Sae
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Dudee g Pranaam,
Ek Gurukul Rohtak-Bhiwani road par hai. Kahin aap us gfurukul k baare mein to nahin keh rhe.
 
ranjitjat said:
KAMALDEEP BHAI
MAE ISE GURUKUL JHAJJAR KI KI BAAT KAR RAHA HUN
kALANOR WALA ABHI SURU HUWA HAE
SWAMI YOGANAND KY SATH 2006 MAE YAHAN BHI GAYA HUN.
GAON - GOTRA PUCHHNA- HAMRI CULTURE KA PART HAE.
JAT HISTORY MANE ESITARH GOTRA PUCHH LIKHE HAE.
BHIWANI KY HAWA HAE- KONSA GAON -GOTRA HAE.
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5878&highlight=GURUKUL+JHAJJAR
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Dudee G!
Pehle to aapka dhanyavaad aapne reply kiya.
Main Sikh Jatt huin isliye shayad Jatt Sikh Gotra k baare mein shayad aapko na pata ho. Might be aap jante bh hon. Vaise main Chattha huin.
Sikh dharam mein jo jaat hain vo bhi Hindu Dharam se hi aaye hain aisa main sunta padhta aaya huin. reality kya hai ye to Ya to Sikh bata sakte hain ya Hindu.

Hamari kom k bare mein ek kahavat mashoor hai ki Cheemay Or chathay, Khaan peen nu vakhon vakh Te ladan maran nu Katthe.
Bhiwani Education Board se huin. Pita g usi mein job karte hain. Baaki meri shaadi jaaton mein hi hue hai. Kadian hai meri wife ka Sir Name.
Bhiwani mein Chautala k jyada Supporter hain. Pehle Late. Bansi Lal k supporter hua karte. Baaki aap jyada jaante hoge Haryana ki politics k baare mein.
Shabdon k upyog mein koe galti hoye ho to maaf karna.
 
डबल रौल.......?

dkumars said:
Dudee ji ... ek doubt bahut din se dil mein hai ... kya ye aapki foto hai profile pic mein ??? aur agar haan toh aap koi politician hai kya ??? Ye aapki profile pic mein chehra bahut jana pehchana lag raha hai ... yaad nahi aa raha kaha dekha hai ya kissi aur ko dekha hai :eek::confused:
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देव जी......आप बिल्कुल सही कह रहे हैं...के धर्मपाल जी के चेहरा जाना-पहचाना लग रहा है...मैं आपका कुछ हद तक शक दूर कर देता हुँ.....असल मे....देव जी आप रहन वाले हो दिल्ली के.....और दिल्ली मे एक राजनैतिक हस्ती सै.....नाम सै चौधरी प्रेम सिंह.....शायद आठवी या नौवीं बार फ़िर विधायक बने हैं......और आजकल दिल्ली कांग्रेस के प्रदेश अध्यक्ष भी हैं.....ओर उनका नाम सी.एम. पद के मुख्य दावेदारों में लिया जाता रहा है.....उनकी शक्ल-सूरत काफ़ी हद तक धर्मपाल जी से मेल खाती है।
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अब अगर फ़िल्मों की तरह आदरणीय धर्मपाल जी डबल रोल मे हों तो मैं कुछ कह नही सकता जी.....क्युके हरविन्द्र मलिक जी फ़िल्मों वाले दोस्त जो ठहरे...?
 
multi- role

Bhai- Devender Jasa-desh vasa bhes
Multi role to jiwan mae karne padte han.
Mahabharat ky Kirshan- Nitish Bhardawaj ky sath
OLD IS GOLD mae bhi part play lkiya hae
liken jatland per to single role- open book hae.
Life bhi open book hae- so free for all complex.
Jab Indian navy join ki haryana sy akela tha sabhi
Bombay mae mujhko Ch- Chhoturam ke gaonwala
Jab London aaya to sabhi Bansi lal ky Gaon wala
Pher hamne Haryana association vana kar London
mae house laekar kuch-kuch apni JATKI ID banai hae
Log kahte han- Aap to Haryana ke Chaudhry dekhte han
mane kaha ise konsi research karli padi tumhko.
mera baap 50 acre ka jamidar- upar se mane
2 tractors bhej diye- paka khandani jat hun bhai.

han bhai joke ky bare mae to kise tarif nahi kiye
sabhi mere photo ki tarif kar rahe han- khar bhai
karlo- kahbi hamara bhi time aayega- cheers up
 
ranjitjat said:
Bhai- Devender Jasa-desh vasa bhes
Multi role to jiwan mae karne padte han.
Mahabharat ky Kirshan- Nitish Bhardawaj ky sath
OLD IS GOLD mae bhi part play lkiya hae
liken jatland per to single role- open book hae.
Life bhi open book hae- so free for all complex.
Jab Indian navy join ki haryana sy akela tha sabhi
Bombay mae mujhko Ch- Chhoturam ke gaonwala
Jab London aaya to sabhi Bansi lal ky Gaon wala
Pher hamne Haryana association vana kar London
mae house laekar kuch-kuch apni JATKI ID banai hae
Log kahte han- Aap to Haryana ke Chaudhry dekhte han
mane kaha ise konsi research karli padi tumhko.
mera baap 50 acre ka jamidar- upar se mane
2 tractors bhej diye- paka khandani jat hun bhai.

han bhai joke ky bare mae to kise tarif nahi kiye
sabhi mere photo ki tarif kar rahe han- khar bhai
karlo- kahbi hamara bhi time aayega- cheers up
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Good one Uncleji (for the joke :-)).
Vaise in first looks I felt your face has some similarities with the famous Indian Film Singer - Mahendra Kapoor.

So indeed maybe it's safe to say you have a very common yet catchy face type.
 
thanks

thank Ashish
Bhai Catchy to ho ga hi.
Meri Dadi bhi Suhag hae- Matanhale ki
bani mae bahut phel kaye han
7 ya 3 generation tak to asar rahta hi hae
hambhi Indian navy ky hero rahe han
INS MYSORE FLAGSHIP OF INDIA
Bombay ky bhi-india gate aur chopati ky
 
dkumars said:
Dudee ji ... ek doubt bahut din se dil mein hai ... kya ye aapki foto hai profile pic mein ??? aur agar haan toh aap koi politician hai kya ??? Ye aapki profile pic mein chehra bahut jana pehchana lag raha hai ... yaad nahi aa raha kaha dekha hai ya kissi aur ko dekha hai :eek::confused:
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ye, dara singh jaise lagte hain Dev, isliye jaane pehchaane lagte hain
 
ranjitjat said:
thank Ashish
Bhai Catchy to ho ga hi.
Meri Dadi bhi Suhag hae- Matanhale ki
bani mae bahut phel kaye han
7 ya 3 generation tak to asar rahta hi hae
hambhi Indian navy ky hero rahe han
INS MYSORE FLAGSHIP OF INDIA
Bombay ky bhi-india gate aur chopati ky
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Nice. I'm also from Matanhail. I never got to see my dadaji but know he was pretty famous. Wonder if you know him - Subedar Major Seesh Ram Suhag.
 
thanks and welcome

jiddijatt said:
Dudee G!
Pehle to aapka dhanyavaad aapne reply kiya.
Main Sikh Jatt huin isliye shayad Jatt Sikh Gotra k baare mein shayad aapko na pata ho. Might be aap jante bh hon. Vaise main Chattha huin.
Sikh dharam mein jo jaat hain vo bhi Hindu Dharam se hi aaye hain aisa main sunta padhta aaya huin. reality kya hai ye to Ya to Sikh bata sakte hain ya Hindu.

Hamari kom k bare mein ek kahavat mashoor hai ki Cheemay Or chathay, Khaan peen nu vakhon vakh Te ladan maran nu Katthe.
Bhiwani Education Board se huin. Pita g usi mein job karte hain. Baaki meri shaadi jaaton mein hi hue hai. Kadian hai meri wife ka Sir Name.
Bhiwani mein Chautala k jyada Supporter hain. Pehle Late. Bansi Lal k supporter hua karte. Baaki aap jyada jaante hoge Haryana ki politics k baare mein.
Shabdon k upyog mein koe galti hoye ho to maaf karna.
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Dear Kamaldeep
thank you for reply
I agree with you
Jat is a race
Jats are in every religion of the world
we have over 4000 Hindu-Sikh-Muslin Jat gotra in our book
most gotra s are common in Jat/Jatt
like Gill- Grewal- Sindhu
others are dif sound in Hindi-Panjabi
Dudi-Dudee- Dudhwal in Hindi are Dhudi- Dhudee-Dhund in panjabi
Grewal of Mahimasinghwala and Bamla are the same
Sindhu Bhagat Singh of Khatkar kalan and Sindhu of Khanda kheri are the same. Ch. Rajmal Sindhu of Khand send Bhagat to a safe house of Sir ChhajuRam lamba in Calcutta. Where he stayed over 2 months.
Sangwan of Bhiwani are Sanga of panjab
Uppals are Plianiya in Hindi
Chatha in panjabi is Chahar of Hindi
Our village Ghasola was founded by CH. Ghasi Ram chahar
kasi rahi bat- misal bhi bahut suni hae aur
Chatha aur Kadiyan to bhai
bari -bari haryana ky speaker bante rahte han
aur kisi ka number hi aane detay
Bhiwani board ko Bhiwani politics ko bhi janta hun
Ajay-Chautala- Sihag Jat aur Surender Singh Legha jat
apas mae kat kar margaye- aur Bishnoi Majhuu jat MP ban gaya
Aab sabhi CM ko aur sabhi Jatoo ky Aankh kar rakhi han.
Chautala koe MLA nahi han- abhi sab congress hae.
Kiran Chaudhry- Ranvir Mahindera- Sombir Bansi lal clan hae
Dadri sy hamara Major Narpender Sangwan hae.
Bhadra sy Dharamvir CPC- Bhiwani sy Dr Bhardawaj hae
buwanikhera sy SC Ramkishan Fauji hae. abhi bhi Bhiwani dist sy Highest no 5 Jats MLAs han.
khar hamne kalu ka achha sawagat kar diya
 
Ashish I know

asuhag said:
Nice. I'm also from Matanhail. I never got to see my dadaji but know he was pretty famous. Wonder if you know him - Subedar Major Seesh Ram Suhag.
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dear Ashish I know you are from Matanhail- that why I was so open.
only people from matanhail write suhag
Veeru write Shewag- Chautala and other write Sihag
Bhai mae janta hun- one time mae sare gaon ko janta tha.
Meri dadi ka ak bhtija Subedar Ex-sarpanch Sishpal-
Jita-Katara- Balbir -Inder- Lakha har han.
Lakha ky 6 ladke- 3 Fauji-ak Fauji ny Ada per dukan kar rakhi hae.
Ak Khet mae Satsang karta hae.
Ak walwant hamare sath NAVY mae tha.
Ak Dharmveer RAJ Rif mae tha
Sanik school ka kaya raha ?
Kalu ky Barati-aur Muklaoo- thara bhi dhanyvad.
kalu ky thread ko kush hal banane ky liye cheer up
 
ranjitjat said:
Dear Kamaldeep
thank you for reply
I agree with you
Jat is a race
Jats are in every religion of the world
we have over 4000 Hindu-Sikh-Muslin Jat gotra in our book
most gotra s are common in Jat/Jatt
like Gill- Grewal- Sindhu
others are dif sound in Hindi-Panjabi
Dudi-Dudee- Dudhwal in Hindi are Dhudi- Dhudee-Dhund in panjabi
Grewal of Mahimasinghwala and Bamla are the same
Sindhu Bhagat Singh of Khatkar kalan and Sindhu of Khanda kheri are the same. Ch. Rajmal Sindhu of Khand send Bhagat to a safe house of Sir ChhajuRam lamba in Calcutta. Where he stayed over 2 months.
Sangwan of Bhiwani are Sanga of panjab
Uppals are Plianiya in Hindi
Chatha in panjabi is Chahar of Hindi
Our village Ghasola was founded by CH. Ghasi Ram chahar
kasi rahi bat- misal bhi bahut suni hae aur
Chatha aur Kadiyan to bhai
bari -bari haryana ky speaker bante rahte han
aur kisi ka number hi aane detay
Bhiwani board ko Bhiwani politics ko bhi janta hun
Ajay-Chautala- Sihag Jat aur Surender Singh Legha jat
apas mae kat kar margaye- aur Bishnoi Majhuu jat MP ban gaya
Aab sabhi CM ko aur sabhi Jatoo ky Aankh kar rakhi han.
Chautala koe MLA nahi han- abhi sab congress hae.
Kiran Chaudhry- Ranvir Mahindera- Sombir Bansi lal clan hae
Dadri sy hamara Major Narpender Sangwan hae.
Bhadra sy Dharamvir CPC- Bhiwani sy Dr Bhardawaj hae
buwanikhera sy SC Ramkishan Fauji hae. abhi bhi Bhiwani dist sy Highest no 5 Jats MLAs han.
khar hamne kalu ka achha sawagat kar diya
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Dudee G Aapne to Jat/jatt history k saath saath politics ka bhi kaafi gyaan de diya. Ye sab baatein pehale pata nahin thi. Thanks a lot Dudee g.
 
Duddeji,

JOKE Te aapne aachha suru kiya par poora nahi likha, Saayad yahan likha bhi nahi ja sakta tha!

Aapko polititian jaisa to aapke bandh gale ke coat ne bana diya.

Agar aapne ribban wali round cap with INS Mysore and a singlet with 'rectangular neck' pehan raakhee ho to aapko naawik hi samjhenge naa ki politician.

Anyways, you are in true sense a multi-facet personality; a sailor, a teacher, a historian and a poet.
 
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