Kalu, Master Aur Billi

[guliya]

Ek bar school mei inspection tha. Inspection sei ek din pehle Master ne kalu te kahi "kalu yeh le ek rupiya kal school mat aaiyo"

Par kalu se kaha raha jaye tha, woh na mana aur school aa ke sabse aage bhet gaya.

Inspector class mei aaya aur black board par likha " 900 chuhe kahke billi _____ ______ ____" Inspector ne yeh line puri karne ke liye kahi.

Kalu je phat desi apna hath upar kiya , jawab dene tai, master ne use chup rehne ke liya bola, par kalu na mana.

Kalu ne jawab diya "900 Chuhe kahake billi lathad pathad chali" Is baat pe insepctor ko gussa aaya aur bola "yeh kaisa jawaba hai"

Kalu bola "woh to master ne mujhe ek rupiya de rakha hai jo maine ya billi chala di, nahi to 900 chuhe khake wa pe chala jaye tha?"

Bhaiyo - aapna feedback zaroor dena, chahe to ek rupiya le lena

 

[rathee]

bhai kati raand si kaat di tanne to, ghana kasoota tha....rahi rupya len ki baat to wo te tu mhaar te le le par ise chutkale to aur bhi aan diye...!!!

 

[sunitarawat]

excellent,i read this joke for the colleagues in my office at they cant stop themselves laughing

 

[guliya]

bhai is bar chutkulo ki woh badiya fasal hui hai, ki kat kat ke thaka doonga!!!

Pradeep Singh Rathee (Jun 03, 2002 02:13 a.m.):
bhai kati raand si kaat di tanne to, ghana kasoota tha....rahi rupya len ki baat to wo te tu mhaar te le le par ise chutkale to aur bhi aan diye...!!!

 

[rathee]

mere yaar iska matlab se is baar chutkalan ki bhi lamani si karvavega...!!!

 

[rajbal_bsf]

bhai rohit yu to tanne ghana kasuta maar diya dher maja aaya.hor kitene daab rakhe hain saare kadhde... bhai bohot chokha..

 

[jaysee7]

bhai bahut badia
rupeeya ki kya baat hai, yoon chutkala to bina rupeeya ke billi ki tarah chaelega!!!!!!!

 

[rsdalal]

Bhai Bhot Badhiya Thaa.