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Ek baar Chautala ko shikayat mili ki haryana roadways ke conducter bahut badtamiji se bolte hain. Chautala ne foren addesh pass kiya kiya ki har ek conductor har ek baat se pehle karpaya lagayega. To ek baar ek bus main kai molad chad liya aur khidki par latak liye. thodi der main conductor ayya or bola--KARPAYA
KARKI AGGE NE MARLO NE.
 
Bahut badhiya Suresh Bhai ! kya entry ki hai aapne.
Sujataji , ya to excuse me kah rakhi ss wali baat ho gayi.
Bhai Suresh KARPAYA karke isse isse aur bhi bheejte rahna.
 
Bhai Suresh,

Bhai yo phenomina sirf Haryana Roadways ka thodi sai...tu ek din dilli ki kisse bus mai baithjya sara bera paat jyaga...tunne te DTC ke dina ki yaad karwa di. College ke dina mai isse sesntence roj suna karti...

It's not only good, but real one!

Jiji Anu...theek baat....condactor nai excuse me kah raakhi sai...!

Sujata
 
BHAI SURESH
HANSI TO RUK DI AA KONI JAMA CHALA PAD JOKE THA YO TO :-)
 
Maja aagaya Tomer Bhai!!!

Bhai issa kisaa toh meri gaill bhi ho raakhya se DTC me jibb mai dasvi janne gyaraveen me padha karun thaa. Baal manee fauji style kataa raakhe the arr conductor bolyaa "Re Takle Aage ne ho le!!!"

hahahaha
 
Saurabh,

I just can't stop laughing! Bhai tu fauji patthey chhatwa kai DTC mai baithan ki galti kis tarah kargya...?

Sujata
 
Sujata jiji, style toh mera amrikaa me bhi fauji hi se!!! parr yehaan ki naai ki dukaan bhi susri ajeeb hi hove se!!! galti se chalyaa gaya mai,,pahli baat toh yaa ajeeb se ki aadmiyon ke baal yehaan lugaai kaaten se,,,khaair mai jaake baith liyaa,,aayi ek chinki,,,arr nyu boli "Which number??".
Mere palle naa padyaa arr manne boojhi "Kaunsa number boojh rahi hai tu???"
Waa bolyi "Kaunse number ke baal kaatun??"
Mai bolyaa "Kon kon se number ke kaat sake he??"
Waa bolyi "Ek se leke paanch!"
Mai bolya "Chall firr Number 1 hi kaat de...."

The rest is history,,hahahahaha
 
Ha Ha Ha Saurabh Bhai tere balan ki laamni si kar di chinki ne. Bhai tere bhi jhatka sa laaga hoga ek be to. Par koi baat na yo kaam to yahan kai desian gelya ho liya ss..
 
Saurabh,

Bhai mai bhi apne bete ke katwaavan legi ek din. Pehlan te usne (dholi ne) ooper te niche tak mera muaina karya. Pher boli:

"What would you like me to do?"
mai boli: "Ja pehlan bhaisyan ki saani bheya" (ooska break ka time tha)

"you can take a look at our catalogue...." she said...

Bhai munne dekhya...ek mai baal geehuaan ki tarah ekdum seedhay khade thay... mai boli, "Jiji tu bus ek eis style ne chhod ke baki kise e kaat de!"

Bhai pher ke tha, oosne dhoon diya chhora. pundrah (15) minute ke baad ek baalak bhar aaya, bolya "let's go home...!"

Bhai mai ghabra ke boli, chaalun te sahi, par mere chhoray ne aalan de...!

Ley bahi tu eib andaza lagale meri ke haalat hui hogi!

Mai boli..."Jiji Kirpa karke mera chhora dhoond de....!"

:-D
 
hahahaha,,theek kaho ho,,,mai bhi kuchh derr ki liyaa apne aap ko pehchaan na paya thaaa!!
 
haan anu jiji,,yo kaam kaafi desvaasi bhugatt chuke se,,parr yo yehaan ke supercuts arr exactcuts arr salon, des ke naaiyon kaa ke khaa ke muqabla karenge,,wehaan ki baat hi aur se,,,chhote tv pe sri devi arr juhi ke gaane,,radio pe commentary,,arr time pass karan khaatar 'punjab kesri' arr 'mayapuri' ki bharmaar!!! :)
 
Bhai
tham sarayan ki bat jama theek sai yai ura ka naiyain nai to batao kaymai cut kaymai karan gai ,ar finaly admi kayma bana likda ga .par main nau sochun hon aak ya nai training kit tain lewan hain bal katan ki ,jama kasoti training dewn hain kai jab eek ba bal katna shuru karo to jama admi nai ganja kar ka rukiyo, jama dhun dain sain sar nai !:-)
Sujata (Aug 15, 2002 04:12 p.m.):
Saurabh,

Bhai mai bhi apne bete ke katwaavan legi ek din. Pehlan te usne (dholi ne) ooper te niche tak mera muaina karya. Pher boli:

"What would you like me to do?"
mai boli: "Ja pehlan bhaisyan ki saani bheya" (ooska break ka time tha)

"you can take a look at our catalogue...." she said...

Bhai munne dekhya...ek mai baal geehuaan ki tarah ekdum seedhay khade thay... mai boli, "Jiji tu bus ek eis style ne chhod ke baki kise e kaat de!"

Bhai pher ke tha, oosne dhoon diya chhora. pundrah (15) minute ke baad ek baalak bhar aaya, bolya "let's go home...!"

Bhai mai ghabra ke boli, chaalun te sahi, par mere chhoray ne aalan de...!

Ley bahi tu eib andaza lagale meri ke haalat hui hogi!

Mai boli..."Jiji Kirpa karke mera chhora dhoond de....!"

:-D
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bhai ghana hi jordar tha, yo conductor te apne santa singh pe bhi bhari pad gaya, kati see ja aagaya.

welcome to jatland, keep posting such a nice jokes.

Bhai saurabh & bua thamne to kati sama bandh diya, bhagwan thare aur thare balanka ke balo ko salamat rakhe.
 
ha ha ha mein te kuchh reoly karan laayak-eh na rahya.....yo kissa er sabke reply padh ke to mere pet ka kati choon sa gund gya...!! manne laage se itna haans ke jab mein apne ghar pahunchunga te mere ghar ke bhi bujhenge ki bahi kis te milna se tanne...!!!! :-)
 
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