Karran-2 Mera Gaat Krre

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Bhai mhare ek KARANE ka byah ek kaali arr taakhkhi chhori tei hogya arr uske padoss alle kei[jo bharradda tha] ghani suthri bahu aagi.Karnne ek din chhat pe khdya hokke nyu gawei:



Karran-2 mera gaat krre jib ya urre ne lakhawe se[padossan]
Uththhein cheess kasutti dil mei,ya manne jalawei se.

Nyaari-2 kismat sabki,challe konya chara
Merre bandhh di kaali khollan,le gya rangg bhrradda
Uskke ghall rhe haar batte ke,ya meri khoon sukawei se
Uththhein.................................

Wa hansse te phool jhddein,ya mhari roppe challa
Ussnei mil rhi ballusyahi,merre karam mei ralla
Wa ghadd rakhkhi furshat mein,ya mushkil kaam chllawei se
Uththhein......................

Peher suut wa challe se te,dharti saari hil jya sei
Mhare aali kuchh bi pehro,rang mein rang sa mil jya sei
Uske badd rhya mor mehel mei,merre kaag kukawei sei.
Uththhein.........................................

Chhoddi ja na Rakhkhi ja na,ho rhi reh-2 maatti
Usskka ruup jannu phool gulabbi,merre bandhh gya haathhi
Aankh mei surmma,mathhe tikka,ya manne rojj sukawei se.
Uththein.....................................
 
ha,ha,ha.Bilkul desi. Karan Singh bechara.....i can understand his S of M.
 
mharre gaam main ek bohdiya aayi
pacche te do baalak layi
baalak the we ghane kuzaat
apne baaba ke baja di laat
baaba bola ya kasi kuzaat aayi
paache the do uthh layi
sunke baat bohdiya ruthi
uske khasam ne uske baja di jooti
bahu boli main peehar jaao
tharee ghar mein pher kadhi na aao
khasam ne socha yaa to baat bigad gi
eb powega kaun maari rotti
usne socha bahu ku mana lu
ar baalku the pandda chhuta lu.................
 
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ooooooooo parshantacmet.................ke sauda sai uuuuu.................dekh .......dekh kuukkarr gojjyann main haath ghaal ke studio ke ee aage possam poose ho ryaa saiiiiiiii..................tanne bech di sharam iss photu ke badlee...............hahahaha................hahahahah.................hahaha...............killkii........:D:D

one serious question......`kitne main bikkii terii (sharam)??????:confused:

prashant.......`rs.2 ki......................:(:mad:

result....................bilkull sahiiiiiiiiiiiiii jawaaaaaabbb...................:D:D

arr sunn katii ...............all kaka...........laage saii samjhyaa ak nahiiiii.............nahi te lee..........kattii chamar laage saii ............hahahaha..............hahaha......................:D

issa swal jawab arr result manney pehlyaan kaddey nahi dekhyaa thaaa.............hahaha...........

ek aur swaal jatlanders se.............`ARR THAAMNEYY DEKHYAA THAA`????:D

hahahahah...........killkiiiiiiiiiiii...............pe............killkiiiiiiii.................hahahahhahahahahahh..................hahha...........mar geeeeeeeeee............reeeeeeeee.........:D
 
arree

sunitahooda said:
Humne sochi thi balak sai yo....
kaal-parsu jatland pai aaya....

tanne diya guldasta,ghale phool-mala....
ke bera tha yo nu roppega challa....

Na issa dekhya kadde,na dekhna chantey....
issey isset tai suthrey lagein GADHEY chrantey...

aarrreyyyy shunitaa ...........ye to kavitaa ho gaii ree.............haaha........:):cool:

yaa tanne kasut charwayii gadhiiiiiii..........hahahahahahahahaha.....................hahahahahaha............

ikke haath main ek lathh de dyoo arr muh main ek sittii:eek::p..............hahahahahaha.a..................hahahahah.....killkiiiii...........pe............killki..................@sittii:D............gagu@sittii:D................hahahahah...................marr geeeeee reeeee...............hahahahaha:D:D:D
 
bai rathhe tu to kasuta sohna lag ra sai is photu mein.. appne uper ne dekh liye yu thopda tha ke
kahi nu na ho ke kagge beet kar ja ter tatre pe... ar pher poochta haande.... kilki...........
aur asa khada se jukar kisi ne chumase mein saari raat meeh mein bhijoya ho, aur pher tadkitadak dhoop mein sukhan ke khatar dhar diya ho...
ar jaadoien me hum delhi te BIHARI pakad le jaaya kare sarre jaadoo teri kasi jaakat si peher ke kaanti wale ekh main chhole se weh saare tere hi kitne sohne hai............kilki..........



ratheetheraist said:
ooooooooo parshantacmet.................ke sauda sai uuuuu.................dekh .......dekh kuukkarr gojjyann main haath ghaal ke studio ke ee aage possam poose ho ryaa saiiiiiiii..................tanne bech di sharam iss photu ke badlee...............hahahaha................hahahahah.................hahaha...............killkii........:D:D

one serious question......`kitne main bikkii terii (sharam)??????:confused:

prashant.......`rs.2 ki......................:(:mad:

result....................bilkull sahiiiiiiiiiiiiii jawaaaaaabbb...................:D:D

arr sunn katii ...............all kaka...........laage saii samjhyaa ak nahiiiii.............nahi te lee..........kattii chamar laage saii ............hahahaha..............hahaha......................:D

issa swal jawab arr result manney pehlyaan kaddey nahi dekhyaa thaaa.............hahaha...........

ek aur swaal jatlanders se.............`ARR THAAMNEYY DEKHYAA THAA`????:D

hahahahah...........killkiiiiiiiiiiii...............pe............killkiiiiiiii.................hahahahhahahahahahh..................hahha...........mar geeeeeeeeee............reeeeeeeee.........:D
 
ar chori tajhe ke kahu. , hum choriyyan ke muh na laga karte...ar teri jasi chori jinka
muh itna pat ra sai...ki ... aayi simajh mein ..........
ar jo to is patther se pe baithi pahadooooo.. pe unghe ghane Ghadey haande se mere jase
tu wha ke len chaal gi............
ar jo yeh lathhe peher na tu inki jagaanh... ek UREA ke katte ki Patloon sima le
wa teri pe ghani sohni laage ge...... kilki...........
tharre kheta me UREA to girta hoge.. dher sarre katte pade honge tharre gher mein BHUSH wale dukadiyaan mein.. saaru ki nawe nawe design ke simwa le....... Pher bambai wale tanne kisi film ki heroine bana dewege ... kilki........................ aayi simajh mein.............
...


sunitahooda said:
Humne sochi thi balak sai yo....
kaal-parsu jatland pai aaya....

tanne diya guldasta,ghale phool-mala....
ke bera tha yo nu roppega challa....

Na issa dekhya kadde,na dekhna chantey....
issey isset tai suthrey lagein GADHEY chrantey...


ek aur swaal jatlanders se.............`ARR THAAMNEYY DEKHYAA THAA`????:D

hahahahah...........killkiiiiiiiiiiii...............pe............killkiiiiiiii.................hahahahhahahahahahh..................hahha...........mar geeeeeeeeee............reeeeeeeee.........:D
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Dekhungi beta kadd tayi na lagega Chhoriyan ke muh....mere muh ki tai chhodd tu beera thodey dina mai tera muh pattya pavega ak ray koi byah karwa dyo.....ak byah bhi Chhorey gail karega....kar bhi sake sai....beera ghane modern balak so tum aaj-kaal ke....Fotu Comments aala Taga(thread) khullwa le....pher dekh tera kitna muh patega ar mera kitna....GAGU@ muh....ibb YAVA sa hoya kyun khada sai....chall pare nai marr....aa gya Potddyan mai kai uth kai....sarya dhansya padya sai....ja dhoyi dhoyi karwa kai aa....:)

prashantacmet said:
ar chori tajhe ke kahu. , hum choriyyan ke muh na laga karte...ar teri jasi chori jinka
prashantacmet said:
muh itna pat ra sai...ki ... aayi simajh mein .......Nu likh kai ghana muh lag liya sai....arr beta maafi diye manne na bera ak tu test liya kare Chhoriyan ka muh padwa-padwa kai ak kitna padna sai????
 
sun he lalli kere ghani na boliye... majhe modern batawe tu ar aappo pahoddo... pe jaa ke fotu khichwawe ar wo bhi itne motte pathar pe baith ke pe ar pher motte motte taago wali paint peher kai... kadhi aapne gaam main jaa ke kisi TAI ne yaa apni fotu dikhyaee pher tajhe barra patt jaga ke tu katake modern hai....
ar tu mere byaah ki phikar main kyoun sookhi jaa ... JAMNA koodan ka number na aawe mera.., ar na tere te kahan aawo ke main RANDAA maran laag rha mera byaah karwa de...... aapne kaalze mein selek
kar ke baith jaa nahi to mere byaah ki phikar mein sookh ke tere phad lag ja.. unghe gurgaon main pher dakder bhi na pakde tajhe .....



sunitahooda said:
Dekhungi beta kadd tayi na lagega Chhoriyan ke muh....mere muh ki tai chhodd tu beera thodey dina mai tera muh pattya pavega ak ray koi byah karwa dyo.....ak byah bhi Chhorey gail karega....kar bhi sake sai....beera ghane modern balak so tum aaj-kaal ke....Fotu Comments aala Taga(thread) khullwa le....pher dekh tera kitna muh patega ar mera kitna....GAGU@ muh....ibb YAVA sa hoya kyun khada sai....chall pare nai marr....aa gya Potddyan mai kai uth kai....sarya dhansya padya sai....ja dhoyi dhoyi karwa kai aa....:)

prashantacmet said:
ar chori tajhe ke kahu. , hum choriyyan ke muh na laga karte...ar teri jasi chori jinka
prashantacmet said:
muh itna pat ra sai...ki ... aayi simajh mein .......Nu likh kai ghana muh lag liya sai....arr beta maafi diye manne na bera ak tu test liya kare Chhoriyan ka muh padwa-padwa kai ak kitna padna sai????
 
OHO....lalli...inghe....unghe.....???? teri galti na sai ringat...ibb samjh mai aayi ak teri ek bhi baat mare palle kyun na padi....:D killki @ unghe hi pada reh tu...inghe aan ki kyun koshish karr rya tu
 
urea kaa katta.. bhush wala dukadiya... jamna paar karan kee jaurrutt naa pade..


bilkul kaseede wali sui me tagga ghal diya bhai.. choudhary tunne.. kimme ghana thada swad saa aaa gaya..


Lage raho!



prashantacmet said:
ar chori tajhe ke kahu. , hum choriyyan ke muh na laga karte...ar teri jasi chori jinka
muh itna pat ra sai...ki ... aayi simajh mein ..........
ar jo to is patther se pe baithi pahadooooo.. pe unghe ghane Ghadey haande se mere jase
tu wha ke len chaal gi............
ar jo yeh lathhe peher na tu inki jagaanh... ek UREA ke katte ki Patloon sima le
wa teri pe ghani sohni laage ge...... kilki...........
tharre kheta me UREA to girta hoge.. dher sarre katte pade honge tharre gher mein BHUSH wale dukadiyaan mein.. saaru ki nawe nawe design ke simwa le....... Pher bambai wale tanne kisi film ki heroine bana dewege ... kilki........................ aayi simajh mein.............
...






sun he lalli kere ghani na boliye... majhe modern batawe tu ar aappo pahoddo... pe jaa ke fotu khichwawe ar wo bhi itne motte pathar pe baith ke pe ar pher motte motte taago wali paint peher kai... kadhi aapne gaam main jaa ke kisi TAI ne yaa apni fotu dikhyaee pher tajhe barra patt jaga ke tu katake modern hai....
ar tu mere byaah ki phikar main kyoun sookhi jaa ... JAMNA koodan ka number na aawe mera.., ar na tere te kahan aawo ke main RANDAA maran laag rha mera byaah karwa de...... aapne kaalze mein selek
kar ke baith jaa nahi to mere byaah ki phikar mein sookh ke tere phad lag ja.. unghe gurgaon main pher dakder bhi na pakde tajhe .....



sunitahooda said:
Dekhungi beta kadd tayi na lagega Chhoriyan ke muh....mere muh ki tai chhodd tu beera thodey dina mai tera muh pattya pavega ak ray koi byah karwa dyo.....ak byah bhi Chhorey gail karega....kar bhi sake sai....beera ghane modern balak so tum aaj-kaal ke....Fotu Comments aala Taga(thread) khullwa le....pher dekh tera kitna muh patega ar mera kitna....GAGU@ muh....ibb YAVA sa hoya kyun khada sai....chall pare nai marr....aa gya Potddyan mai kai uth kai....sarya dhansya padya sai....ja dhoyi dhoyi karwa kai aa....:)

 
Oh ringat tu sach mai ghana creative mind ala balak sai....ibb bera patya ak tum Urea ke katte ke latte pahar-pahar kai pissey bachaya karo....Bhai itni garibi ho thare Baghpat mai to bata de.....asli latte bijwa dyungi....hum tai desi khad istemaal karya karein.....To apna pata bata de beera tere tayi bhej dyungi....sabne pahra liye....GAGU @ creative Mahre sahar mai to mehange lattyan ki bohot ghani dukan khullri sain....thare sahar mai todda dikhey sai....:D

tharre kheta me UREA to girta hoge.. dher sarre katte pade honge tharre gher mein BHUSH wale dukadiyaan mein.. saaru ki nawe nawe design ke simwa le....... Pher bambai wale tanne kisi film ki heroine bana dewege ... kilki........................ aayi simajh mein.............
...


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Oh ringat tu sach mai ghana creative mind ala balak sai....ibb bera patya ak tum Urea ke katte ke latte pahar-pahar kai pissey bachaya karo....Bhai itni garibi ho thare Baghpat mai to bata de.....asli latte bijwa dyungi....hum tai DESI KHAD istemaal karya karein(IBB NU MAT BOOJHIYE AK DESI KHAD KOONSA).....To apna pata bata de beera tere tayi bhej dyungi....sabne pahra liye....GAGU @ creative Mahre sahar mai to mehange lattyan ki bohot ghani dukan khullri sain....thare sahar mai todda dikhey sai....:D

tharre kheta me UREA to girta hoge.. dher sarre katte pade honge tharre gher mein BHUSH wale dukadiyaan mein.. saaru ki nawe nawe design ke simwa le....... Pher bambai wale tanne kisi film ki heroine bana dewege ... kilki........................ aayi simajh mein.............
...


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Oh ringat tu sach mai ghana creative mind ala balak sai....ibb bera patya ak tum Urea ke katte ke latte pahar-pahar kai pissey bachaya karo....Bhai itni garibi ho thare Baghpat mai to bata de.....asli latte bijwa dyungi....hum tai DESI KHAD istemaal karya karein(IBB NU MAT BOOJHIYE AK DESI KHAD KOONSA).....To apna pata bata de beera tere tayi bhej dyungi....sabne pahra liye....GAGU @ creative Mahre sahar mai to mehange lattyan ki bohot ghani dukan khullri sain....thare sahar mai todda dikhey sai....:D Nuay manne lagey ak ek din kiraye ke latte pahar kai STUDIO ke aage khada hogya.....yaddasht tayi ke fer to UREA ke katte ke paharne sai....sarri umar:D

tharre kheta me UREA to girta hoge.. dher sarre katte pade honge tharre gher mein BHUSH wale dukadiyaan mein.. saaru ki nawe nawe design ke simwa le....... Pher bambai wale tanne kisi film ki heroine bana dewege ... kilki........................ aayi simajh mein.............
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aachhaa reee

prashantacmet said:
bai rathhe tu to kasuta sohna lag ra sai is photu mein.. appne uper ne dekh liye yu thopda tha ke
kahi nu na ho ke kagge beet kar ja ter tatre pe... ar pher poochta haande.... kilki...........
aur asa khada se jukar kisi ne chumase mein saari raat meeh mein bhijoya ho, aur pher tadkitadak dhoop mein sukhan ke khatar dhar diya ho...
ar jaadoien me hum delhi te BIHARI pakad le jaaya kare sarre jaadoo teri kasi jaakat si peher ke kaanti wale ekh main chhole se weh saare tere hi kitne sohne hai............kilki..........

oo pilpottann hey...................ghucchhadduu.........tanney uu key likhyaa saii khapparrbharney..........mharree te kimme bhi samajh main aya koni kimmmee.............tanne laage pehli baar kiisee pe dialouge marrann ki koshish karrii saii..........arr wa bhi chilkut ki tariyaan......:D

ooo akkaall ke dushmannan kee fuffaa..................hahahaha..............hahahaahah.............tanney ke baat karrii yaa..........akk,,,MUH UPAR THA KE DEKH LE SHAR PE HOI HOD BEET DIKH JAAGGI...........:confused:.......dimaag ka jhoolla kar diyaa.......bata beet shar pe hojaagi te upar muh thaae te deekhh jaagii... oooooooooo :mad:

arr nu batta khassamm.........tanne badda sohnnaa laagyaa main arr we sare bihaarii.........KE CHAKKARR SAII..........??????????....laage tere bhittarr ELTON JOHN KE KITTAANNUUAN KA SUUAA...............suuuddd diyee kissee ne bus main jib tu BINA TICKET YATRA KARTA PAKDYA GAYA..............hahahahahahaha................istey jabardast saja kise te nahi di hogi unn bus aallyyaan ney kisse taain................:D:D

bihariyaan ney e nihar le tu kammeen........meri kehnyaa lakhaa mat padiyee....manneyy issii issii chore ke roop main chorriyaan te bhot darr laagyaa karreey......................:mad::D

eeeeeee shunitaaaa...............mariyee ek gobar kaa aandlllaa ikke muh pey..................hahahahah..................hahahahahah..................hahahahahah.......hahha:D........
 
laali to teri samajh main aata na . Bobbo ya bebbe to samajh main aata hoga. Bebbe tu majhe nu bata de ke main ki thhari BHOORI JHOTTI wo bi kharke ki khol ke bhaaj gya tha ar uska katdu paacha reekan laag raa jo tu haath paa gaara mein saan ke mere peeche pad ri. yeh aapni sohni sohni baat kisi aur ne bhi suna de jatland pe. .. bebbe meri tai galti hogi tere aage HAATH PAA kathhe hi jodu........ >is fotu ne aaj hi taar doowa
ar pher kadhhi fotu na laao.............

sunitahooda said:
Oh ringat tu sach mai ghana creative mind ala balak sai....ibb bera patya ak tum Urea ke katte ke latte pahar-pahar kai pissey bachaya karo....Bhai itni garibi ho thare Baghpat mai to bata de.....asli latte bijwa dyungi....hum tai DESI KHAD istemaal karya karein(IBB NU MAT BOOJHIYE AK DESI KHAD KOONSA).....To apna pata bata de beera tere tayi bhej dyungi....sabne pahra liye....GAGU @ creative Mahre sahar mai to mehange lattyan ki bohot ghani dukan khullri sain....thare sahar mai todda dikhey sai....:D Nuay manne lagey ak ek din kiraye ke latte pahar kai STUDIO ke aage khada hogya.....yaddasht tayi ke fer to UREA ke katte ke paharne sai....sarri umar:D

tharre kheta me UREA to girta hoge.. dher sarre katte pade honge tharre gher mein BHUSH wale dukadiyaan mein.. saaru ki nawe nawe design ke simwa le....... Pher bambai wale tanne kisi film ki heroine bana dewege ... kilki........................ aayi simajh mein.............
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Korey gobbar mai na sadhey iski Rathee....iske tai DESI KHAD KA TASLAA gerna padega....pher yo UREA nai bhi bhool jaga....arr Urea ke Kattyan nai bhi....:) ha....ha....ha....@ DESI KHAAD:mad: Apar ek khatra sai....apne naak-kana mai koopas bhar liye chhore kade kai....bhoond baddge nahsaan mai....:D GAGU@ bhoond....killka @ nahsaan mai:eek:

eeeeeee shunitaaaa...............mariyee ek gobar kaa aandlllaa ikke muh pey..................hahahahah..................hahahahahah..................hahahahahah.......hahha:D........[/quote]
 
are eib to mera pandda chod do eib to mein fotu bhi taar li ......
sunitahooda said:
Korey gobbar mai na sadhey iski Rathee....iske tai DESI KHAD KA TASLAA gerna padega....pher yo UREA nai bhi bhool jaga....arr Urea ke Kattyan nai bhi....:) ha....ha....ha....@ DESI KHAAD:mad: Apar ek khatra sai....apne naak-kana mai koopas bhar liye chhore kade kai....bhoond baddge nahsaan mai....:D GAGU@ bhoond....killka @ nahsaan mai:eek:

eeeeeee shunitaaaa...............mariyee ek gobar kaa aandlllaa ikke muh pey..................hahahahah..................hahahahahah..................hahahahahah.......hahha:D........
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Rey lambdey tuhi to sunna chave tha meri sohni-sohni battan ku....mujhe pata bhi na challa tu kinghey ku ja riya hai....mai inghey ku tension si mai sochun ...ke kahun iss lamdey ku....arr tu kadik to ighey ki boli-kadik tu unghey ki boli boley....tujhe samjh na pdi meri boli ki....tadke tai ibb lagriya maiku ke tu samjhann ki koshish karriya....lambde....Bhoori Jhotti tu ghani door ki baat kar riya tu to mahri....Ek Seengi maihns ke bhi paas na fattkan joga....:) ibb bol....inghey....unghey....kinghey ku dekh riya tu....Urea ka pajjama pahar ke????

yeh aapni sohni sohni baat kisi aur ne bhi suna de jatland pe. .. bebbe meri tai galti hogi tere aage HAATH PAA kathhe hi jodu........ >is fotu ne aaj hi taar doowa
ar pher kadhhi fotu na laao.............

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hahahahahahah

prashantacmet said:
are eib to mera pandda chod do eib to mein fotu bhi taar li ......
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hahahahahahhaa...................le shunitaa tanney te ikke hath thawa diyee sainn............hahahaha:p;):cool:

parr sunn bhee parsshanteyy...........teri fotu te hamney koi shikwa koni.....................hahahahhahaha.................tere paache jo oooooooo sutdio aallaa bord laag ryaa saii naa ooo annkh main chubbhee thaa..............UNNEE TAAR AA NEY KUKKARREE..........................hahahahhahahahhaahaha,,,,,,,,,killkii........pe.......kiillkkii.............:D:D:D
 
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