khot

[rattan]

Ek bar ek police wale ne ek tampoo ala pakad liya aur bola chal thane.Tampo ala bola bhai mera khot bata. Police ala bola khot te thane chal ke batauanga. tampo ala bola- mere pas sare kagaz hein, resigstration- licence sub-kuch hein. police wala bola 500 rupiye kad.Tampo wala phir bola mera khot to bata.

Police wala bola," tu khot 6 mahine nahi kare to hum ke tere pachhe ghume jange".

 

[smalik]

HAHA HAHA
Sahi baat! welcome to Jatland!!
warm rgds

 

[ssiwach]

bahut sahi...nice one...

 

[anoopsingh]

welcome to jatland.com.
ND JOKE.

 

[akdabas]

ha ha ha ha......Good joke.
&
Malik ji Welcome to Jatland.

 

[satyeshwar]

Sahi joke tha... maja aa gaya padh kar!! Lath se gaad diye is joke ne!!!

 

[pssangwan]

Chaudhari Malik Saheb,
Welcome on jatland.com!
Nice joke and an ironical reality.
PULICE WALA JAROOR HARYANA KA THA.
Have a happy time,

Partap

 

[vahlawat]

Bhote badiya Malik sahaab,
Jamma ND, bhej tey raho

 

[sweet]

kati jimaa ........chhala sa pad diya,......wow very good..keep it up............

 

[sarla]

absolute desi

 

[sweet]

hamara desh mahan........shikayat kise karein...........shikayat sunne wale hi lut rahe hain...........din dahade........very sad.......

but nice joke, i pray to God that this shud be only remain joke, not reality............India needs improvement.

 

[dsbidhan]

very nice one and welcome to jatland.com
Keep it up

With regards

 

[vahlawat]

Typical Haryanvi

 

[rsmalik]

True ! Almost happened with me in Delhi 3.5 years ago. Really hatered and awful.

 

[amar0974]

Badhia Joke, Kadwee Sachaai

 

[dndeswal]

Resurgence !

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Here is the one from the old treasure - asli desi !!
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[ritu]

bahut badiya malik ji.welcome to jatland

 

[msingh]

bahut badiya he sir ..kati jee sa aagaya

 

[amitsangwan003]

uncle ji raam raam ............
kasuta e to laad sa gaad diya iss chutkule nai jatland pai
bilkul practical chutkula sunaya hai police waalo pe uncle ji aapne.
ha ha ha ha ...............

 

[dndeswal]

uncle ji raam raam ............
kasuta e to laad sa gaad diya iss chutkule nai jatland pai
bilkul practical chutkula sunaya hai police waalo pe uncle ji aapne.
ha ha ha ha ...............

Bhai Amit,

Koun se 'uncle ji' ko raam-raam kar rahe ho? Is joke ko likne wala uncle (Rattan Singh Malik) to 19 April 2003 ke baad iss Jatland par aaya hi nahin ! Bera na kit kho gaya !

Aur mere ko kar rahe ho to teri 2 baar ram-ram.
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