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*** The te sardaran ke bhai par Sundu badal diya maka kise ki feelings heart na hon 
Two Sundus were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
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A Sundu enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SUNDU AND SUNDU DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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Sundujee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sundujee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Two Sundus went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner
So the two Sundus exchanged their sandwiches.
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A Sundu was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sundu. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
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Once a Sunduji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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A Sundu died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sundu thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
12 seconds in a year?"
The >Sundu replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sunduji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Doctor to Sundu : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
< Sundu : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
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Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
Local Sundus have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
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Sundu found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
< O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
Two Sundus were walking together...
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
=======================================================
A Sundu enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
==========================================================
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SUNDU AND SUNDU DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
==========================================================
Sundujee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sundujee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
==========================
Two Sundus went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner
So the two Sundus exchanged their sandwiches.
========================================================
A Sundu was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sundu. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
=============================================
Once a Sunduji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
==========================================================
A Sundu died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sundu thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
12 seconds in a year?"
The >Sundu replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
==========================================================
American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sunduji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"
==========================================================
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
=========================================
Doctor to Sundu : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
< Sundu : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
===========================================
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
===========================================
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
Local Sundus have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
==========================================================
Sundu found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
< O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
