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> One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to kiss
> each other goodnight at the front door, the guy
> started feeling a little in the mood.
> With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and
> smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
> Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
> "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
> "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
> "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
> "No way. It's just too risky!"
> "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
> "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
> "Oh yes you can. Please?" .....................
> "No, no. I just can't"
> "I'm begging you ... "
> Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's
older
> sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy
voice
> she said,
> "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
> be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake
and
> all of ours....
> 'TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL!!
>
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ohhh....

rakeshsehrawat said:
yo k tha?????


jat joke??????


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oo raakkeyy.... tanney iss page main ya ee baat note karii akk u jat joke na sai..!! :p nu tey sai na kimmey seekh ley iss chapter tain..na tu bhi ghanti baja dega kaddey sii...:rolleyes:

laagya rehh shikkaayatii......haha....dekh kuhwa li na tadki tadakk..!! ;):D:D
 
arre ooo bhai joke aale.......... sir ki bhambhiri ban ki iss joke ne padd ke.........ROOKKA@ Bhambhiri......... log-baag bawle hogge yaadde........... Good, awesome ..kahtu kahtu........ eb aadhe ke dauraa na padd ja hastu hastu....dakder ka intzaam kariye...............;).:p
 
Bahut Umda !!

Theek kah rya sae Rathee, sikhan ki baat sae es chutklae mae, phaer chayae yo Jat joke ho or chayae non-jat..

ratheetheraist said:
oo raakkeyy.... tanney iss page main ya ee baat note karii akk u jat joke na sai..!! :p nu tey sai na kimmey seekh ley iss chapter tain..na tu bhi ghanti baja dega kaddey sii...:rolleyes:

laagya rehh shikkaayatii......haha....dekh kuhwa li na tadki tadakk..!! ;):D:D
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That's a banned advertisement of Master card... the guy had asked not for kiss but something else... you can find ad in youtube or google video

-vinod

adhanda said:
> One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to kiss
> each other goodnight at the front door, the guy
> started feeling a little in the mood.
> With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and
> smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
> Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
> "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
> "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
> "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
> "No way. It's just too risky!"
> "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
> "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
> "Oh yes you can. Please?" .....................
> "No, no. I just can't"
> "I'm begging you ... "
> Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's
older
> sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy
voice
> she said,
> "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
> be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake
and
> all of ours....
> 'TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL!!
>
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