Lala Ji Ka Nass...

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Bazaar main mithai saja ka lala bhita hota hai ... ek jaat usko badi hei nazdiki sa ghoorta hai :eek: ..
Fhir dou minute baad jaat ek laakdi utha ka lala ki ankhoon ki aur karta hai .. aaus paar lala gusaa main bolta hai ...KYA HAI CHAUDHARY ??? jaat pyaar sa pouchta hai .. tanna dikhta ko na ??? Lala bolta hai dikha ...
Tou jaat replies DIKHTA HAI TOU KAHATA KYU NAHI MITHAI.. lala replies inna kaha ka main apna nass kararu ... on dis jaat jumps to his mithai .. and says ... parra na holla bawala ... mitha kaha ka agar nass hoto ho . Tou la main apna nass kar lu .... :D
 
singhgmc said:
Bazaar main mithai saja ka lala bhita hota hai ... ek jaat usko badi hei nazdiki sa ghoorta hai :eek: ..
Fhir dou minute baad jaat ek laakdi utha ka lala ki ankhoon ki aur karta hai .. aaus paar lala gusaa main bolta hai ...KYA HAI CHAUDHARY ??? jaat pyaar sa pouchta hai .. tanna dikhta ko na ??? Lala bolta hai dikha ...
Tou jaat replies DIKHTA HAI TOU KAHATA KYU NAHI MITHAI.. lala replies inna kaha ka main apna nass kararu ... on dis jaat jumps to his mithai .. and says ... parra na holla bawala ... mitha kaha ka agar nass hoto ho . Tou la main apna nass kar lu .... :D
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Goodeone !!

Bhai Baniya ka naam ka matbal hi hai "baniye" , wo kadi bigadte na se.
 
HE HE ... GOOD ONE ..



singhgmc said:
Bazaar main mithai saja ka lala bhita hota hai ... ek jaat usko badi hei nazdiki sa ghoorta hai :eek: ..
Fhir dou minute baad jaat ek laakdi utha ka lala ki ankhoon ki aur karta hai .. aaus paar lala gusaa main bolta hai ...KYA HAI CHAUDHARY ??? jaat pyaar sa pouchta hai .. tanna dikhta ko na ??? Lala bolta hai dikha ...
Tou jaat replies DIKHTA HAI TOU KAHATA KYU NAHI MITHAI.. lala replies inna kaha ka main apna nass kararu ... on dis jaat jumps to his mithai .. and says ... parra na holla bawala ... mitha kaha ka agar nass hoto ho . Tou la main apna nass kar lu .... :D
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Gaurav bhai,

Badhiya se., Good Joke. Jayada tar lala diabeties ke mareej ho se unke bas ke nahi se mitha khana.
 
hi Gaurav
:D :D :D :D :D :D
agar lala or baniya hee mitha khayange to hum jat kya karegae.
joke was really nice keep it up .
do post more jokes.

jats always enjoy :D
 
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> Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
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> well played! well played! well played!!
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> Main tere pyar mein kutta bangaya
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> Main tere pyar mein kutta bangaya
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> Yakeen nahin aata to bho bho !!!
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> Mina teri jheel so aankhon mein doobgaya
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> Chapaak........Chapaak !!!!!!!!
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> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
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> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
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> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,
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> Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
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> Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
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> Melody khao khud jaan jao........
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> takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
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> tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi milti.
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> *** after marriage
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> takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
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> tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
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> Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
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> Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
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> JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
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> kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
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> ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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> bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.
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> Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
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> LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
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> LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
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> YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI
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