Once Laloo was coming out of Airport.As there was
huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between
Bihar and Las Vegas.. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them,
"Ji..could you tell me the time difference between
Patna and Las
Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..."
and
Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the
phone down.
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Laloos family planning policy..
"DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells
the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks," AND YOU,
SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his
elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a
newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation
for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very
inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
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Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he
invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur.
Bill announces to the nation that they should not
be disturbed during the tuition, inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English.
Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign
of them coming out. The whole country and its economy has come to
a standstill, and press news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo
- beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.
However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are
torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face.
The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.
Clinton?"
Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat
hai !"
huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between
Bihar and Las Vegas.. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them,
"Ji..could you tell me the time difference between
Patna and Las
Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..."
and
Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the
phone down.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------
Laloos family planning policy..
"DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells
the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks," AND YOU,
SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his
elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a
newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation
for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very
inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he
invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur.
Bill announces to the nation that they should not
be disturbed during the tuition, inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English.
Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign
of them coming out. The whole country and its economy has come to
a standstill, and press news reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo
- beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled.
However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are
torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face.
The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.
Clinton?"
Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat
hai !"
