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LIE CLOCK
Rabri Devi died and went to the 'other world' (... Don't Laugh). As she
stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She
asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
never
told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us
that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a
ceiling
fan.
Rabri Devi died and went to the 'other world' (... Don't Laugh). As she
stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She
asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
never
told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us
that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a
ceiling
fan.