devendramalik
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Laloo Prasad Yadav died. Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried
whether*Laloo would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try &
contact*his spirit by having a seance. (black magic used to contact the
dead).
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits,
Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..."
"Oh dear Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're happy
there in your after-life. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more
beautiful here than I ever imagined,"
*Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer,the air is cleaner, and the pastures
are much more lush and
green than I**ever expected .... and, above all, there is no scam! And the
only thing we do, all day long is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and
over."
"Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn..... I'm a buffalo in
Switzerland."
whether*Laloo would be able to make it to heaven, so she decided to try &
contact*his spirit by having a seance. (black magic used to contact the
dead).
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits,
Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..."
"Oh dear Lalooji," she answered. "I just need to know if you're happy
there in your after-life. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more
beautiful here than I ever imagined,"
*Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer,the air is cleaner, and the pastures
are much more lush and
green than I**ever expected .... and, above all, there is no scam! And the
only thing we do, all day long is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and
over."
"Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn..... I'm a buffalo in
Switzerland."