What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
La loo
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you
tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir ..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
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JACK AND JILL POEM IN LALOO STYLE
jack and jilwa gaye upar hilwa pe, pani bhari ka vaste.
jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi fut gawa
and jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste
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An air hostess to laloo- "You are vegetarian or non vegetarian?"
Laloo- " I am Indian."
Air hostess- "No, no sir you are shakahari or masahari?"
Laloo- "I am Bihari."
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Laloo to P.A.- Why are so many players kicking the football?"
P.A.- "Sir goal karne ke liye."
Laloo- "Sasura ball to pahile hi gol haui aur kitwa gol arenge
La loo
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you
tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir ..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
======================================================================
JACK AND JILL POEM IN LALOO STYLE
jack and jilwa gaye upar hilwa pe, pani bhari ka vaste.
jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi fut gawa
and jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste
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An air hostess to laloo- "You are vegetarian or non vegetarian?"
Laloo- " I am Indian."
Air hostess- "No, no sir you are shakahari or masahari?"
Laloo- "I am Bihari."
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Laloo to P.A.- Why are so many players kicking the football?"
P.A.- "Sir goal karne ke liye."
Laloo- "Sasura ball to pahile hi gol haui aur kitwa gol arenge
