landa sher

[arjun]

yeh shayad aap logon he pehle suna ho, par asia hi kuch yahan padh ke yaad aa gaya...

EK TAU CHARPAI PER BAITHA HUA LAMBI LAMBI PHEK RAHA THA...
" EK BAAR MAIN JUNGLE GAYA AUR MAINE EK SHER DEKAH JIS KI 10FT LAMBI POONCH "
EK CHORA BOL " RE TAU KUCH ZYADA HO GAYI "
"HMMMM TO PHIR SHAYAD 6 FT KI HOGI "
CHORA " AB BHI THODI LAMBI HI HAI "
" ARRE YAAR RAAT KO THEK SE DEKHI NAHIN HOGI... 4 FT KI THI "
CHORA BHI BAHUT AANDI THA " NAA TAU AB BHI LMBI HAI "
TAU KO AAGA GUSSA " MERE YAAR TO MERE SHER NE LANDA KAREGA KE !!!!!"

 

[mukul_baliyan]

Dabarman Sher

bina punch ka dabarman sher. hahahahahaha.........

 

[vipin]

puch kta kissa

ek bar ek cuha bille se darker ek cribe ke kamre me ghos gya or vha per crab ke bottel ke dakken me thodi se crab pdi thi cuha ne vo crab pe le or phir vo dada ben gya or khne lga bille ke me assi tassi kar tuga etne me bille aa gye or chua bottel me bedd gya uski puch bhar reh gyi billi ne uski puch kat le phir cuha se boli bhai apni puch to le jao cuha bola zete jagte rha to lande he kha kuma lange

 

[prashantacmet]

ooooooo VIPINEeeeeeeeeee....Bhai....... tai to Dhikauli(issi gaam ka to hogaa tu..........)ka naam maati mai mila diya HILWAAN................. ya konsi Bhasha Likhi tai CRAB.................hehehhe...ROOKKA @ CRAB......................ooo HUDBADANG...... baaj aaja......... kuch mharri bhi soch le......... saarri repo khoewgga tu Baraut ki....................ROOKKA @ HILWAAN @ HUDBADANG........................

ek bar ek cuha bille se darker ek cribe ke kamre me ghos gya or vha per crab ke bottel ke dakken me thodi se crab pdi thi cuha ne vo crab pe le or phir vo dada ben gya or khne lga bille ke me assi tassi kar tuga etne me bille aa gye or chua bottel me bedd gya uski puch bhar reh gyi billi ne uski puch kat le phir cuha se boli bhai apni puch to le jao cuha bola zete jagte rha to lande he kha kuma lange

 

[vipin]

ooooooo VIPINEeeeeeeeeee....Bhai....... tai to Dhikauli(issi gaam ka to hogaa tu..........)ka naam maati mai mila diya HILWAAN................. ya konsi Bhasha Likhi tai CRAB.................hehehhe...ROOKKA @ CRAB......................ooo HUDBADANG...... baaj aaja......... kuch mharri bhi soch le......... saarri repo khoewgga tu Baraut ki....................ROOKKA @ HILWAAN @ HUDBADANG........................

tu konsha farsi padker aya hai tu baruat ka hai kya brauat may to bavli puch hova henga tu apna ko ch. kh rya ha ch to cmar hova hega tu konse gaam ka

 

[prashantacmet]

arrre ooooooooo KHUPATTI........ ke likha tai yu......... farsi to tu pad rya deekhe madrsee main.......... baara ni koonger ne ke likh raakhya..... bhandakbhaiyya ka r di charru udd ne................chaal jheere main pad ......tere baski kona aapni bhasha likhni...............bas 2 baat simajh mai aayi........ FARSI....... arr tera Konsa GAAM hai............hor saarre ku to rushnai si putt ri......... Baara ni sulfa pee ke lagya tha ke likhan................ KUKARMI ... sullu dhalla likh le...........hhehhehe.....hahaha..............ROOKKA @ MADARSAA................

tu konsha farsi padker aya hai tu baruat ka hai kya brauat may to bavli puch hova henga tu apna ko ch. kh rya ha ch to cmar hova hega tu konse gaam ka

 

[ravi.shekhar]

ha ha ha , landha sher. jee sa aagya bhai.

 

[mukul_baliyan]

arrre ooooooooo KHUPATTI........ ke likha tai yu......... farsi to tu pad rya deekhe madrsee main.......... baara ni koonger ne ke likh raakhya..... bhandakbhaiyya ka r di charru udd ne................chaal jheere main pad ......tere baski kona aapni bhasha likhni...............bas 2 baat simajh mai aayi........ FARSI....... arr tera Konsa GAAM hai............hor saarre ku to rushnai si putt ri......... Baara ni sulfa pee ke lagya tha ke likhan................ KUKARMI ... sullu dhalla likh le...........hhehhehe.....hahaha..............ROOKKA @ MADARSAA................

Ari ye baraut wale to BADE UTE hai

chutkala chal ra tha lande sher ka, ar inhone apne siing alja liye

are badmaso kahi to chod do ...............