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Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing
concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a
party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.
Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a
gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at
you says, "He's very rich. Marry
him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a
party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The
next day you call
and
say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get
up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door
for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then
say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you
marry me?"
That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and
says,
"You are very rich.." That's Brand
Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap
on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I am
very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to
her husband
That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you
say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she turns her
face towards you
------------
she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your
market share
 
choudharyneelam said:
Professor at IIM A was explaining marketing
concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I'm
rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap
on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
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Ha ha ha...very good..:D
 
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