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[mannumalik]

A bus stops and two Jamaican men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
>first, but her attention is alvanized when she hears one of the men say
>the following:
>
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
>
> I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
> again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
> "You foul-mouthed swine, "retorted the lady indignantly.
>
> "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
>
> "Hey, coola down lady, "said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
> I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi!

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Manisha, it wud b nice if u keep such kinda jokes 2 urself.

This, being a public forum, isn't an appropriate place for such postings.


No Regards,
Sumit

 

[mandhan]

nice joke!

Hey Manisha
Keep writing more (keeping others in mind also) jokes, that's nice
bye!!!
Jitender Mandhan

 

[gaganjat]

Be gentlemen have some regards for girls !

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Be gentlemen have some regards for girls !

I wrote what I felt. I don't have anything against her, it was just her joke (posting) which I found really dirty.

I guess, such kinda jokes should be discouraged .....else be prepared to read more of dirty stuff in the days to come.

Still no regards (...just can't help it, my inner self doen't allow me to) for her previous posting.

I am sure the authority is listening. This is my humble request, please act.

~Sumit

P.S. : please try to understand.... it's a PUBLIC forum.

 

[narender_malik]

thekedaar

Sumit ji main bhi aap se sahmat hun ...lekin kya karein yaahaan par bhot sare thekedar sain.....ar jab chhori ka naam deekh jya sai na jab to sab ke mooh band hojya sain.....ar nu na bera inmein se aadhe to marad manas hain.

Aapne bilkul hi sahi baat kahi hai.

I wrote what I felt. I don't have anything against her, it was just her joke (posting) which I found really dirty.

I guess, such kinda jokes should be discouraged .....else be prepared to read more of dirty stuff in the days to come.

Still no regards (...just can't help it, my inner self doen't allow me to) for her previous posting.

I am sure the authority is listening. This is my humble request, please act.

~Sumit

P.S. : please try to understand.... it's a PUBLIC forum.

 

[rajeshrathee]

Bhaiyo bura mat manna

Par sahi main is site ke kuch naye thekedar aa gaye hai,

Now it is for all of you to decide wheather u want to make this site as that of JAATS or that of CONSERVATIVE JAATS.

The point is that waise bhi bahut hi kam log active hai or jo hai ya jo naye aa rahe hai unko aap is tharah se demoralize kar do.

Agar kisi ki koi post pasand nahi aayi or woh banda naya hai to use private message dekar bhi advice kiya jaa sakta hai

Or mana agar kisi ne koi galat language post kar di hai to use mat padho waise bhi to saara din apne aas pass bahut si cheese dekhte hoge jo apke hisab se thik nahi hai to kya karte ho ignore naa, do same here but i think unless the language is not very vulgar every member has a right to post.

Its being a public forum and manisha ji aap chup kya ho gaye, iske baad koi post nahi aaye yeh site aapki bhi hai freely express karo apne aap ko.

Purani kahawat hai naya naya musalmaan allah allah pukare 2/3 mahino main in logo ki post dundhte rah jayoge

Sehrawat ji malik ji Times of India or dusre akhbar bhi to padhte hoge unme to bahut kuch hota hai ...... weh bhi public forum hai...............unko bhi jaat bhai behne padti hongi ......waha bhi kuch karo

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Raj bhai aapki post ka line by line answer de raha hu.....
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Raj bhai mannai tai bura nahi maaanya sai ....aura ka beraaana.
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thekedaara aaali baat ka bhi mannai tai beraaana.
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I think it has nothing to do with the conservative (or a few people on the other side) nature of Jats.
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naye aa rahe hai to iska matlab yeh nahi hai ki jo mann me aaye to chaaap do. Its not about demoralizing somebody. post karo ........naaaatai kon sai .....magar tuk-ek soch samajh kai tai post karo.
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Mere khyaal tai issse issse jokes haye "private message" pai jaane chahiyeh (un taahi jo chahte ho padna)....naaki public forum pai.
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chaaale paad diye rey chore ......aaapnai usmain kuch bhi vulgar na dhikhyaa????? ar ek aur baat bata du main aapnai .....mere aagey aisi ut pataang cheez hovay sai tai main tai bohot karda pesh aaye karu.....ar aaata rahunga. mere tai chup na baitha jaaye kare.....main tai bolta rahunga ....ar jib taaahi bolunga jib tak mannnai bera hoga kay main theek su. aaacha???
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manisha madam ka manaaai na bera .....wah jaanai ar uska kaam. jawaab degi tai main apna jawaab dunga...aaapas main sulajh ge tai badiya sai na tai ya baat tai main baar baar kehta kahunga.
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kahawat mere tai samjh main aayi nahi bhai.
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jit tak mere haath jaa sai ut taaahi main poora zor laga de karu.....maannai ek-bai likh raaakhi sai aapke Times of India taahi....magar un pai zu bhi na rengti ......un nai tai rapiye kamaaane sai .....ar un nai bhi bera sai ke nue kama sakai sai. yeh kaide yeh chaaapsai tai kaide Kaargil pai filmi sitaara nai le jaa sai..... sab baat rapiyeee ke sai....yeh bohot gandi hada tak gir chuke sai kayi baari...kamaaal ki baat yahe sai kay inka kuch bigadta hai konya.
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The above mentioned text is my own (very much personal) viewpoint. Different people ( nothing to do with JATs) have different perspectives of the same thing. To many its ok, to some its the other way. I expressed my views and am expecting you too to express yours.

~$umit

 

[mca_malik]

A bus stops and two Jamaican men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
>first, but her attention is alvanized when she hears one of the men say
>the following:
>
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
>
> I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
> again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
> "You foul-mouthed swine, "retorted the lady indignantly.
>
> "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
>
> "Hey, coola down lady, "said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
> I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi!

hello malik,
plz malik sir name ka to dhyan rakha hota .jamaen koni sochya post karan tai phalyan.
chaal koye baat na hai .aagay tai dhyan rakhiye.
bye
"MALIK"

 

[mca_malik]

hello $umit,
good reply ,
i agree with u .these type of mail should not be permitted online.
MALIK

 

[stokas]

Sahi chaal rhe so bhaaiyon

Arrey bhaaiyon,

Thum tai donno ae theek kai rhe so!!!!

Ib dekho - Rajesh chahwai sai ke posting karne wale ko discourage nahi karnaa chahiye (kyonki hadai todaa pad rhya sai inka , ar baat sahi bhi sai).

Arr - Sumit chahwai sai ke posting karo, par dekh-bhal kai.

Tai bhaaiyon ar bahnon, baat yaaeh sai ke likho, ar khoob likho - par thoda soch samajh kai (isme koi Jaats ke conservation wali baat nahi sai - woh ke kahya karein , yaad aayaa, soberness .

Ar mannay tai nahin laagta ke isme koi bahas wali baat sai. Samajh ge ak naa dear Jatlanders? Mere khyaal tai, jaataa nai thodi der mai samajh mai aayaa karai

Lyo tai ek mithi-mithi jaat aali sun lyo, ak hum kise hoyaan karein:

The Jat’s Present
A Jat had grown a huge watermelon in his garden. It was the biggest watermelon anybody had ever seen and the Jat was very proud of it.
One day the king of the country; who was touring the country in disguise, arrived there and was fascinated by the watermelon.
“Will you give it to me?” he asked the Jat. “No,” said the Jat.
“Will you sell it to me?” asked the ruler. “No,” said the Jat.
“Then what are you going to do with it?” asked the king.
“I plan to take it to the palace and give it to the king,” he said.
“I see,” said the king. “But suppose he refuses to accept it?”
“Then he can go to the devil!” snorted the Jat.
A few days later the Jat came to the palace with the watermelon.
He at once recognized the king but gave no sign that he had done so.
“I’ve brought you a melon, Your Majesty,” he said, humbly.
“It’s a marvel,” said the king. “But suppose I refuse to accept it?”
“Then, sir,” said the Jat, timidly, “you already know my answer.”

(Isn't it nice to share this one with everyone?)

Tai bhaaiyon ar bahnon - Jatland par likho ( thodaa dhyaan tai - ar hadai likhan waalan ki thodi dikkat si bhi ho rhi sai ), padho ar mast raho.


Ram-Ram

Shailendra
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-To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting.
-It is not important what one says but it is of great significance as to how one says or what one wants to say?

 

[rajeshrathee]

Tokas sahab ke baato ko sir mathe par.
Sherawat ji ko jawab private mail par bhejunga
kyonki site par baate wohi post karni chahiye jo sabke interest ki ho personal baate personal level par hongi.

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Tokas sahab ke baato ko sir mathe par.
Sherawat ji ko jawab private mail par bhejunga
kyonki site par baate wohi post karni chahiye jo sabke interest ki ho personal baate personal level par hongi.

bhai Rathee Sahab, jissi aap ki marzi.

main taaak lagaye baithya su aapke message (...private) ki.

Tokasji nai meri taraf tai badhaayi, maamla bahut badiya tariya suljhaaaya sai. Tokasji "thank you".

~$umit

 

[stokas]

Thats it!!

Dear chhorryon,

(Bhot jaldi samajh gey rai?)

Jaattaan mai itna 'Super-fast' mind bhi ho sai - yeh mannai nahin pataa thaa.

Thaari tai 'badhaai' ar 'thank you' mai jibbai lyoonga, jib thum donno - kitai badhiyaa se restaurant mai katthey baith kai, dinner karan ke baad - haathaan main ice-cream le kai - ek doosrey nai ye kahoge, "Life is like an Ice- cream, enjoy before it melts".

Ar mannai us din ka besabri tai intezaar rhega.



PS: Agar us mokke pai photto kheench kai, hadai post kar dyogey - tai bhaai, aur ghanaa mazaa aa jyaagaa!!




Just kidding!

Anyway - congrats and be happy!!


Shailendra
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-Life does not require us to make good; it asks only that we give our best at each level of experience.
-Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength…. loving someone deeply gives you courage.

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Tokasji, aajkaal ke baalak ghane shyaane ho rey sai .....baata nay jeebay samajh jaayay karai.

Main ar Raj koi aapas main bhid thode rey the ....vo tai bas sawaal jawaab chaal rahya tha.... main bhi ice-cream khaana chahu su magar eebai main banglore main baitha su.....Delhi aaakai dekhenge.

Next Delhi Jat Meet main aaana chahu su magar mushkil sa dhikay sai. Chutti na mil rahyi.

~$umit