Lets Change atmosphere

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Ek bar ek angreji bolne wala haryana ma chala gaya. usne hindi nahi aave thi. Ek chay ki dukan (Tea Shop) par jakar bolya. two cup tea. uus dukaan ka maalik ek aakad kumhar tha. woh bolya, ma kyun kapti, tu kapti, tera babu kapti, teri maa kapti, thara sara kunba kapti.
 
Let us change atmosphere

Ek baar ek kumhar ka gadha kho gaya. woh usse dundhane ke liye jungle ma nikle pada. etne ma baaris aa gaye. kumhar paas ki ek jhonpadhi jisme ek baba rehta tha chala gaya. baba ko bahut bukh lagi thi. kisi aadmi ne usske liye khana bhijwaya tha. baba khana khane ke baad trapat hokar bola. khana itna aacha tha ki khakar teeno lok najar aa gaye. itne ma kumhar bolya maharaj kahin mera gadha bhi dekha.
 
haahahahahahhahaah.......

one more:
scene: delhi bus stand
ek aadmi: bhai yaa bus kit jaa-gi??
conductor: bhai yaa bus paanipat jaa gee.
aadmi: par aage board pae to 'sonepat' likh rakhyaa sae??
conductor: tanne 'board' pae baeth kae jaana sae yaa 'bus' mein??!?
 
Dharampal ji,

Ek gadha to panipat ki taraf dekha gaya tha. ek aap bata rahe ho ajmer ki taraf ticket le ka gaya sa. u to chala paat gaya. gadhe te do pa gaye, par ib u kumhar ral gaya.

hahahahaha
 
Dears friends , samasaya aur badhegi.
Ghada Pushkar sanan kar ganghaji sanan kar gauu- cow bangaya- khumar es dhukmae margaya- kumari jor2 sy rowan lagi-sara gam, jat sarpanch ny pucha kuuu? rowass- kumari boli kumar to aak ghodi laya tha aab ees per kon chadga, jat bola ees per mm chaduga-matana rowa- kumari chup hogi dusarey din pher rowan lagi- jat sarpanch nae pher puchha- kumari boli- ees tv nae kon dekhga- jat bola mhari bathak mae dhardhegy sara kunaba dekhga thhat ttt-------
3din kumari pher rowanlagi- jat nay phocha eeb to sari tasali hogi sawarkar- kumari boli kumar 2lakh ka sarkari karaj-loan chhodagaya
aaj notice aagya eesany kon bharaga-
jat sarpanch bola- bhai gambalo tum bhi eek bat ki hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa karoooooooooo- sari bhataki meara kam ssss- mmmae hhhhhhhhaaaaaa bhruga----------
kumari ny tum samalo meri ramramramrammmmmmmm
 
Dharmpal Singh Dudee (Apr 15, 2002 11:21 p.m.):
dear friends.
Gadha Ajmer ki ticket katakar bus mae chadliya tha- puskher ky mealay mai milega
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pushkar mein to kite mele mein khu-kha jaga bhai wo...!!!
 
Rajesh Sindhu (Apr 16, 2002 01:39 a.m.):
kumhaar to 'sonepat' waali mein beth liyaa!!!
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sindhu saab wo te takhti pe sonepat likh rakhya tha par bus te panipat jaawe thi...jabe te kumhar khu gya, tam dhoondo so usne sonepat mein er bhatke se wo panipat mein...!!!
 
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DTC ma ek gadi luhar ar luhari batth liye.
luhari aage ke chad li ar luhar paache ka.
itne ma inspector aa gay. aage aale inspector ne luhari se ticket manga. luhari boli, ticket luhar le raha sai.
inspector bolya, luhar ne bula.
luhari boli, oh luhar.
luhar bolya, ho!.
luhari boli aaja tane dekhaniya aa rahen sain.

hahaaha

Gin ke de liye bol tin so saath chaubare aali
rah tane.....
 
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Bhai ek sarabi tha. vo bahut pita tha. har roj pi kar gaal ma pad jata tha. uski gharwali usko roj utha kar ghar le jati thi. ek din barsat ho rahi thi aur bijali chamak rahi thi, is karan madam pahunch nahi pae. par gaal ka kuta use janta tha. vo punchh hilata hua uske pas pahuncha. sharabi uske shir par hath pher kar bolya. darling aaj to sir par dupatta bhi nahi hai.

hahahah
 
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