Life's Fundays

[hamendra]

Life's Fundays

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. : Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office. : Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? : Jean Cocturan

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. : Darrin Weinberg

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

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Behind every successful man, is a woman who is surprised.
(Behind every successful man, stands a woman. And behind her, stands his wife)

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

 

[jats_do_it]

a very nice collection mr

 

[misguidedyouth]

20 gr8 thoughts

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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you
take
them while driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes
you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
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They said we should
all pay our tax with a smile. I
tried - but they wanted cash.
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A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school
uniforms.
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry
the one you cannot live without...
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not
vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting
before you get tired
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My wife and I always compromise. I
admit I'm wrong and
she agrees with me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you.
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Wise men talk
because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address
books
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[rbalyan]

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*Be careful about what you wish; for you may get it.

* If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it does not, it never was.
- Rajiv