LIPTON Ki Chai

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ek baar ek chori jaat dukaandaar dhore ja kar boli...
Chori: ji Lipton ki cha(tea) hai?
dukaandaar bhi nira nd tha-Bolya:
Ji thaari hai te mhaari bhi se!!!!
 
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rojana ek mere pass bhi bhej dia karo.
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Jatton ki hazir Jababi ka iss duniya mein koyi mukabla nahin. It comes naturally.

JAT: Panditji Ram Ram.
Pandat: Bhai Ram Ram.
JAT: Ke haal se Pandat?
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JAT: Kit se, dikhti Konya!!

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niti said:
ek baar ek chori jaat dukaandaar dhore ja kar boli...
Chori: ji Lipton ki cha(tea) hai?
dukaandaar bhi nira nd tha-Bolya:
Ji thaari hai te mhaari bhi se!!!!
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:D:D:D...Thanks for reviving this Satyeshwar. Maine nahin suna that yeh pahle. Too good. Made my morning. Ab main jaon hoon lipton khatar.
 
Thanks Saty
Jato ke sense of humor ka jabab nahi, Ek bar ek tau paidal apne gamm main ja thaa. raste main uskee jutee paa main kathan laggi, usne juteeya ne lathee pe tang lee aur nange paa hi chal diya, ek gam ek sundu type ne majak karan ki sujhee, bolya tau parmte bahut door tang rakhe, Tu bhee kam na thaa, bolya, Bhai khan peen kee cheej kanhee bhee tang lo, susre kutte ki nigah wanhee chalee ja se
 
Bhai Satyeshwar...bura na maan na .... aur baaki ke thread bhi khol doge to hum aur enjoy kar lenge. Humour forum si pe ek te ek joke suna raakhya hai pehlam ghane saare memberssa ne.

Ar shayad main nira gawaar reh gyaa.... magar is joke pe manney te hasi aayi konya.... 2003 me likhya gaya od yo joke (namesake) manney te Raj Babbar ke jamaane ka dialogue lagya. Hasi kit te aave jb dimaag me Raj Babbar aaave te.

Aur bhatere aaache aache jokes hai khol do saare taage..... aapke haath me he hai kholna band karna.....eeb hum te kuch kar na sakte.

Lipton pe maney te hasi aayi koni bhai..... meri taraf te 1.5 number is joke ne 100 me te. Beraana kyun kholya gaya yo taaga ..... but kaaafi member abhi tak has rahe hai is jokedi si pe..... aaachi he hogi.... hum shama chahta hu humaari ignorance ke liye...... :D:D:D!!

satyeshwar said:
Yo thaga waapas laana pada, socha ak naye members bhi enjoy kar lenge! :)
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meri bhi yo e khahani sai....bera na joke tha ak entrance exam IIT aala

sumitsehrawat said:
Bhai Satyeshwar...bura na maan na .... aur baaki ke thread bhi khol doge to hum aur enjoy kar lenge. Humour forum si pe ek te ek joke suna raakhya hai pehlam ghane saare memberssa ne.

Ar shayad main nira gawaar reh gyaa.... magar is joke pe manney te hasi aayi konya.... 2003 me likhya gaya od yo joke (namesake) manney te Raj Babbar ke jamaane ka dialogue lagya. Hasi kit te aave jb dimaag me Raj Babbar aaave te.

Aur bhatere aaache aache jokes hai khol do saare taage..... aapke haath me he hai kholna band karna.....eeb hum te kuch kar na sakte.

Lipton pe maney te hasi aayi koni bhai..... meri taraf te 1.5 number is joke ne 100 me te. Beraana kyun kholya gaya yo taaga ..... but kaaafi member abhi tak has rahe hai is jokedi si pe..... aaachi he hogi.... hum shama chahta hu humaari ignorance ke liye...... :D:D:D!!
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sumitsehrawat said:
Ar shayad main nira gawaar reh gyaa.... magar is joke pe manney te hasi aayi konya.... 2003 me likhya gaya od yo joke (namesake) manney te Raj Babbar ke jamaane ka dialogue lagya. Hasi kit te aave jb dimaag me Raj Babbar aaave te.


Lipton pe maney te hasi aayi koni bhai..... meri taraf te 1.5 number is joke ne 100 me te. Beraana kyun kholya gaya yo taaga ..... but kaaafi member abhi tak has rahe hai is jokedi si pe.....
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तू शहरी बन लिया, सुमित - तेरी समझ में शायद ना आया होगा । वो दुकानदार यूं कह रहा था - "जी, थारी सै, तै म्हारी भी सै" [आपकी लिपटण (लिपटने) की चाह (इच्छा) है तो हमारी भी है, आ जाओ, लिपट जायें दोनो"]।

गांव के लोग 'चाय' को 'चाह' बोलते हैं - लिपटन की चाय को बोलेंगे - "लिपटण की चाह" ।


Lipton = लिपटण (लिपटना) ।



ईब हांसी आई अक ना ? hehehe
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oh hooooooooo .... ye to mast joke hai. :D:D!!

Sachi hi main shayad shehri ho gaya.... ha ha ha [:D]! .... chaah (iccha) to samjh gaya tha magar.... Liptan na samjh paaya.... waah ...ye mast joke....

Bhai Satyeshwar se.... accha taaga khola.... enjoyed... [:D]! ar DND sir....thank you thank you :)....ar koi asaan sa tareeka bata do Hindi likhan ka.... va Devnagri aali post bhot badi hai padne ke liye [:D]!

ar haan....eeb is joke ke 100 me te 100 number poore..... good one[:D]!

dndeswal said:
तू शहरी बन लिया, सुमित - तेरी समझ में शायद ना आया होगा । वो दुकानदार यूं कह रहा था - "जी, थारी सै, तै म्हारी भी सै" [आपकी लिपटण (लिपटने) की चाह (इच्छा) है तो हमारी भी है, आ जाओ, लिपट जायें दोनो"]।

गांव के लोग 'चाय' को 'चाह' बोलते हैं - लिपटन की चाय को बोलेंगे - "लिपटण की चाह" ।


Lipton = लिपटण (लिपटना) ।



ईब हांसी आई अक ना ? hehehe
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I am glad you liked it Sumit. Waise, yadi kisi member ko koi bhi puraana thaga khulvaana ho to woh kisi bhi moderator ko post kar de, fauran khul jaayega! :)
 
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