A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learn at
least one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week
she asked each child what he or she had learnt.
Susie said, "He was born in a manger."
Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how
to drive it."
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"
"From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the
highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy
yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"
least one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week
she asked each child what he or she had learnt.
Susie said, "He was born in a manger."
Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how
to drive it."
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?"
"From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the
highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy
yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"
