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Kabhi Hansa bhi karo...........
Q. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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why ?? why ??
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really
want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
Q. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main
nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
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Answer) adidas
Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
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fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
Q. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple..
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
Q. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Q. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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think harder...
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata
Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
Q. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
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b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
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kucch bhi nahi.
Have good time and get back to work
Seize the day and have no regrets.
Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaa
Some1 is Smiling
Kabhi Hansa bhi karo...........
Q. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
?
?
why ?? why ??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really
want to see?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dil Chhata Hai!
Q. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main
nahi?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
?
Socho...............
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer) adidas
Q. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv
fells into the well. Why ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahi pata..??
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?
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?
?
?
answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
Q. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
this is quite simple..
?
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?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
Q. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Q. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
think harder...
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata
Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
Q. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
aab kya...
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
kucch bhi nahi.
Have good time and get back to work
Seize the day and have no regrets.
Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaa Achaaaaaaa
Some1 is Smiling
