dahiyasaab
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patbijna means jugnu & sundu doesn't know abt tht
khes is like a soft white kambal, halva sa not so heavy like kambal
Read this joke in a typical haryanvi hope u will enjoy it most !!!!!
Bhai sundu chala gya sasurad bahu ne len khatir,
Oodhe sundu ki hui aao-bhagat jisi mhare thare jisa ki hosey,
Aeb bhai chamase se k din thay, aer gaama ki lait ka teh tumne bhi bera hoga,
Uske sasurad aala ne upar chaat pe sovan ka program fit kar diya,
Aer uski sasurad k maachar ishe daansh they k manas ne akle y thale le ja !
Per sundu ne k bera tha pehli bar gya tha sasural, ja k upar padgya khaat mein, thodi der mein maachara na apna hamla bol diya,
aer sundu kati lal bna diya, pindya tahi suja k ger diya !!!
Three months later ………………
Sundu pher sasurad mein, par eb ken chora experience leh rya tha,
Aeb bhai din thay maade hey jaadey sa k, teh sundu ne halva sa khes le liya,
Bhai sovan tahi vohye chaat ka program pher fit paya, sundu preshaan !!!
Bhai himmat si bhand k pher chadya upar, nu soch k ki aaj teh khes mein louka Rahonga k bera pataega macharaa ne, kahat teh bichaa yeh rakhi thi,Oadh k khes le k ram ka naam sovon ki kosish karn laga ???????????
Itne mein sundu ne patbijna chamkta dikhya, kyun khes tha halva sa,
Aeb bhai sundu ne kade patbijna teh dekha nahi tha, chooth teh bolya :
Meri sasu k aaj teh battery le k aarey se !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
khes is like a soft white kambal, halva sa not so heavy like kambal
Read this joke in a typical haryanvi hope u will enjoy it most !!!!!
Bhai sundu chala gya sasurad bahu ne len khatir,
Oodhe sundu ki hui aao-bhagat jisi mhare thare jisa ki hosey,
Aeb bhai chamase se k din thay, aer gaama ki lait ka teh tumne bhi bera hoga,
Uske sasurad aala ne upar chaat pe sovan ka program fit kar diya,
Aer uski sasurad k maachar ishe daansh they k manas ne akle y thale le ja !
Per sundu ne k bera tha pehli bar gya tha sasural, ja k upar padgya khaat mein, thodi der mein maachara na apna hamla bol diya,
aer sundu kati lal bna diya, pindya tahi suja k ger diya !!!
Three months later ………………
Sundu pher sasurad mein, par eb ken chora experience leh rya tha,
Aeb bhai din thay maade hey jaadey sa k, teh sundu ne halva sa khes le liya,
Bhai sovan tahi vohye chaat ka program pher fit paya, sundu preshaan !!!
Bhai himmat si bhand k pher chadya upar, nu soch k ki aaj teh khes mein louka Rahonga k bera pataega macharaa ne, kahat teh bichaa yeh rakhi thi,Oadh k khes le k ram ka naam sovon ki kosish karn laga ???????????
Itne mein sundu ne patbijna chamkta dikhya, kyun khes tha halva sa,
Aeb bhai sundu ne kade patbijna teh dekha nahi tha, chooth teh bolya :
Meri sasu k aaj teh battery le k aarey se !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
