Madam Excuse me kahe rakhi hai

[jat-is-jat]

wah bhai gulia

ek bar jat college me ek jat ne chori pasand aa gayi. Jat ne koshish to bahut ki par bola na paya.
Uska ek dost tha usne jat mei himmat dee aur bola ki "chori ke pas ja excuse me bol aur apne man ki baat bol de"
jat chori ki dhore gaya aur bola "excuse me madam mei aap sei shaadi karna chata hu"
Madam ne bola nahi aur aage chalne lagi.
is par jaat bola" madam excuse me kahe rakhi hai jaogi nahe"

BHAI GULIA.. BAHUTE BADIA OR SAAF SUTHRA CHUTKALA THA.

AAN DE OR BHI ISE-ISE

 

[sunitahooda]

Aade ke dokkey lenn aaya tha....arr jibb inn nai kimme na jawab diya tai tere ke choorney se laddein sain....saaryan ka kyu thekka tha rya sai....apna aapa sangwa ley nai....arr meri jamat ka bera paat gya tai....ankhyan mai dheedh aa jyangi....GAGU @ DHEEDH....arr jaruri sai ak bhaiyan nai bhadiya lagya tai bebe har nai badhiya lage re Dumarkhiye....DEHI KA JHAUNK DAAT LE....killki @ jhauk......

haam to saare kachi jamat ke saan. tu sai katti pakki jamat ki..
ooooo mahari PAKKI JAMAT ki madam. hahahaha@ pakki jamat tanne konya dikkhe isme ND SOUDA. Jab sare bhaiyan ne yo badia lagya to tere ke isne buddka bhar liya. hahahaha.....buddka......

 

[jatsrule]

Excuse Me Rohit issme excuse me to theekay theek tha par nu batao ak issme ND SAUDA ke tha???? Dekhiyo saare bura mattna maan jayiyo....manne bhi keh rakhi sai.... issey issey tai aaj kaal ke kachi jamat ke balak sunaya karein sain....kyu bhal? wo nyu ak balkan tayi aur kimme chahe Maa-Baap sikhavein chahe na par ye jarur sikhaya karein sain- EXCUSE ME....SORRY....THANK YOU....ANGREJI KA GHANKHARA TOD INN MAIE SAI....

oooh bijlli tu maan jya ne tanne comment karna jaruri hai.....tere khudd samjh ne aata to blle kyun hai ..........
ja ke aaram kar le bhuuki hogi.....kuch cha pi aa......
aare log tere te ghanne bor ho liye.....

 

[sunitahooda]

MANNE LAGE KAI DINA MAI GEDA MARYA SAI TANNE....JYAHEIN TAI TERI BIJJAL SI PAAT GI....BORE HO LIYE TAI HOYE PADE REHGE....JIBB BERA SAI AK BORE HONA SAI TAI KE BULLADH MOOTNA KARAN AAO SO....killki@ bulladh mootna

oooh bijlli tu maan jya ne tanne comment karna jaruri hai.....tere khudd samjh ne aata to blle kyun hai ..........
ja ke aaram kar le bhuuki hogi.....kuch cha pi aa......
aare log tere te ghanne bor ho liye.....

 

[keshavdahiya]

oooh bijlli tu maan jya ne tanne comment karna jaruri hai.....tere khudd samjh ne aata to blle kyun hai ..........
ja ke aaram kar le bhuuki hogi.....kuch cha pi aa......
aare log tere te ghanne bor ho liye.....

oohhhh MAKODDE er BHOOND ke hybrid tu parahne muh kya te kar rehya se..........nu laage se jyukar mehins naat rehi ho ki DHAAR KONI KAADHAN DYUN......hahahahhahha......tere tai manne kahi thi har ke chasme taar .........tere maarne sein..........hahahhahahhahahahha killkki GAGU©..
tu nyu sochta hoga ki tanne mein daraan laag rehya sun ya saachi marunga......hahahhahaha......hahahhaha killkki ™GAGU© marre yaar nyu bheh meh hi to swaad sei.............pant aali karan mein jo swaad se woh rehpta paadan mein na se........killkki...iib jya ke pant badal le.......kaal batlawange......nhaa ke, chasme taar ke aaiye baans thaa raakhi se tanne aaj aare........JINDA LHAASH

 

[jat-is-jat]

oohhhh MAKODDE er BHOOND ke hybrid tu parahne muh kya te kar rehya se..........nu laage se jyukar mehins naat rehi ho ki DHAAR KONI KAADHAN DYUN......hahahahhahha......tere tai manne kahi thi har ke chasme taar .........tere maarne sein..........hahahhahahhahahahha killkki GAGU©..
tu nyu sochta hoga ki tanne mein daraan laag rehya sun ya saachi marunga......hahahhahaha......hahahhaha killkki ™GAGU© marre yaar nyu bheh meh hi to swaad sei.............pant aali karan mein jo swaad se woh rehpta paadan mein na se........killkki...iib jya ke pant badal le.......kaal batlawange......nhaa ke, chasme taar ke aaiye baans thaa raakhi se tanne aaj aare........JINDA LHAASH

oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte......... or thara ekka dekh kitna hai......... is chamchaddi pe comment hontai tere kidi si ladgi...hahahahha @ chamchaddi.....
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

 

[downtoearth]

kaali na maaney,,,, nd jokes too nd hi hoya kareein

oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte.........
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

hahaahha,,, arey dost dumarkhiyey,,,,,teri baaat jama saahi sey,,,,lakin tu apni chaatti pey haath dhar key bata dey,,,,,,,,muchhan mein key brake baandh rey sey,,, laath gaad diya,,,,etc,,etc... kad ka sunan laag rahya sey,,,,,yaar yein bahut puraaney joke sein,,,,, lakin pher thook dei sei aarey,,,,,,,,,aur bhai ,,, joke pey nirra haansan ka matlab koni hoya karda,,,, comments,,, nakal,,, mein bhi apna hi suaad sey,,,, yu asli HUMOR SEY,,,,,,aan dey ib tu koi kaankar paard joke,,,,,baaki teri waaa BAAJEY AALYAAN BARGEY,,,, merey ib laag yaad sei,,,,, nd thook diya thaaa taanney,,,,

 

[sunitahooda]

Anrey HADDWARE KE SOOKHEY GIDDH ....nu kyukar kehdi ak humne auran ke chutkale na achey lagte....arr jai tanney nuay bina feryan ka khasam honay sai to pehlam mere saare purane chutkalyan pai comments padh kai aa pher girkaiye....jisne mera purana lagey wo manne kaho...manne jiska purana lagega to main bi kahungi....tu kyu bina matlab kalabaazi kar rya sai....

oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte......... or thara ekka dekh kitna hai......... is chamchaddi pe comment hontai tere kidi si ladgi...hahahahha @ chamchaddi.....
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

 

[jat-is-jat]

hahaahha,,, arey dost dumarkhiyey,,,,,teri baaat jama saahi sey,,,,lakin tu apni chaatti pey haath dhar key bata dey,,,,,,,,muchhan mein key brake baandh rey sey,,, laath gaad diya,,,,etc,,etc... kad ka sunan laag rahya sey,,,,,yaar yein bahut puraaney joke sein,,,,, lakin pher thook dei sei aarey,,,,,,,,,aur bhai ,,, joke pey nirra haansan ka matlab koni hoya karda,,,, comments,,, nakal,,, mein bhi apna hi suaad sey,,,, yu asli HUMOR SEY,,,,,,aan dey ib tu koi kaankar paard joke,,,,,baaki teri waaa BAAJEY AALYAAN BARGEY,,,, merey ib laag yaad sei,,,,, nd thook diya thaaa taanney,,,,

RUPI....TERI BAAT BHI JAMA SAHI SE......... KAI CHUTKLE JAMA BAASI HO LIYE. PAR JO KOI BHAI NAYA NAYA JATLAND PE AAWE SE TO USNE JATLANDERS KE MIJAJ KI PURI JANKARI KONYA HONDI OR NA WO PURANI POST PAD PANDA. FER BICHARA KOI KAMJOR SA CHUTKLA LIKH DE TO THARI JADDA TALE DARDYA JAWE SE.
EK JANA USNE SANJHA DE..... LEKIN THAM 4-5 JANE JAMA LANGOT KASH LYO HO ARR USNE PANDA CHHUTANA MUSKIL HO JYA SAI.

BAAKI THAARI POST PAD KE KATTI KHOON BADH JYA SE...... LAGE RAHO NUE PITTAN NAYE BALKAN NE

KOI THAARE LEVEL KA YAAD AAWEGA TO JARUR SUNAWENGE.

 

[keshavdahiya]

Kapil Ji Ke Liye

............ MIJAJ KI PURI JANKARI KONYA HONDI OR NA WO PURANI POST PAD PANDA. FER BICHARA KOI KAMJOR SA CHUTKLA LIKH DE TO THARI JADDA TALE DARDYA JAWE SE.
EK JANA USNE SANJHA DE..... LEKIN THAM 4-5 JANE JAMA LANGOT KASH LYO HO ARR USNE PANDA CHHUTANA MUSKIL HO JYA SAI.

BAAKI THAARI POST PAD KE KATTI KHOON BADH JYA SE...... LAGE RAHO NUE PITTAN NAYE BALKAN NE

KOI THAARE LEVEL KA YAAD AAWEGA TO JARUR SUNAWENGE.

ooooooo dost burra na mannne marre yaar bahut badi galti ho gi....er yeh bold letters mein matlana likhiye aage te......men te nyu hi godyan pe padd ke daya ki bhiik mangun sun.
tu khawe tu aage te tere coments ki baans bhi na sunghunga. marre yaar inmme hi to swaad se. jissa rupi ne kahi wahe baat se, lekin tere masterji ki baat samajh na aayi to bhai mein ke kahaun............
rahi baat mhaare level ka aawega...........hahahahhahhahahhaa .......usski hi to baat ho rehi se.....kad si aawega.....hahahhahhahahahha killkki
baaki rahi baat kiddi challan ki weh te chalengi bhai tu comment karke sekh le..........haatkke tere khetan mein daaanger handda dunga.......
hahahhahahhahahahhahaha killkki darr gya hoga tu bhi.......GAGU
nyu kitna badhiya hoga jib aare jatlanders ne ek dusrre mein te baans aawegi saare ache bhunde chutkalle post kerenge er bhittar e bhitter haans lenge...........lekin bhai mere/mhaare pe na datya ja killkki marre bina, dhuubi yeh comments boring joke ko interesting banane ke liye hote hain( hindi mein likh di hai yaa baat )
dude these comments are not intended to harm personal feeling...halki si angrezi bhi aawe se manne.........hahahhahhaha ™GAGU©...................
TERI RAGGING KHATAM............
ER BHAI JI NA JALA APNA........aage se aapko KAPIL JI KEH KE PUKAARA KARENGE, jaise hi aap aaoge ek badhiya sa comment aayega ...gurantted.........hahahhahahhahahaahhahhahhhahah....iib muchan ne pinna lo kapil ji.....killkki pe killkki er killkki thamti e na bhai kapilji........™GAGU©

 

[ratheetheraist]

chokha bhai

oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte......... or thara ekka dekh kitna hai......... is chamchaddi pe comment hontai tere kidi si ladgi...hahahahha @ chamchaddi.....
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

oooooo bhai doom ................ rakhiye........................hahahahahahaha.........killkiiiiiiiii...........hahahah...........gagu@doom......

chall majak ki baat gai meryaar ......par yar choriyaan gellyan tu maada haa dhayaan raakhyaa kar ke kehwee saiiiiiiiii.............yar majak te jibbe bhoole jaya karen parr bhai koi issi baat na kar liye akk aade difference badh jaan ...........samjhaa kee raakass...........after all we shall hav sm respect 4 grls.............tu humne keh le le ke kehgaa julmiiiiiii..........oops.........kapiljiii........gagu@kapilji............hahahahaha