main to lut jaunga

[jatlovely]

A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.

"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.

"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanvi.

"My father was 182 cms tall.

 

[anilsangwan]

Good joke!

Er teri iss Khargosss aali fotu pe bann laagega..... we have some rules on JL and only personal pics are allowed..!

 

[ygulia]

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


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http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


Please do not copy or repeat.

 

[ashokdahiya819]

Ak jok me bhi likh du :


Sundu 10th ka paper de ke aaya to babu ne puccha
re sundu kissa hua paper
sundu bola babu lath gaad aaya
Result aaya to sundu fail ho gya
aagle saal pher sundu parcha de ke aaya
babu ne pher pucchi
re sundu ke dhang beta
sundu bola babu laath gaad aaya
result aaya sundu pher fail
sundu ne pher thisre saal percha dia
babu ne pher pucchi
sundu bola babu ib ke ne kasuta lath gaad ayya
sundu ke babu bola
ree zakohi yo laath gaadte tane 2 saal ho ge
isne paade ga kad

 

[vpannu]

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


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http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


http://www.jatland.com/forums/showt...light=advertisement+announcing+father's+death


Please do not copy or repeat.

Guliya saab, joke te aapne miss kar diya. Ek baat na note kari aapne, in sabke baapaa ki lambaayi 182cms hai :rock:tamatar