Man , Woman and Marriage

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A woman worries about the future, till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn’t need.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 
after long time......

A woman worries about the future, till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.........................................

after long time seeing good lines , keep it up amrita ji .......:) !
 
Amrita, are you saying this just after reading from somewhere or these the words of wisdom aquired by first hand experience...... jokes apart I think you are the only female of the species who have these thoughts.... keep it up....
 
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tha ke yu.....chutkula tha ak serious baat thi.....:confused:


byah karwana padega samjhane ke liye....:D
 
इसे रिस्क मत ना लिया कर भाई ....... ब्याह आली गली में एक तरफा ट्रेफिक जाया करे.... उल्टा आवन का कोए राह ना स ...


byah karwana padega samjhane ke liye....:d


......बाकी योह तागा अगर "जोक" स तो ठीक स......... लेकिन "सीरियस" स तो "कसोन्त्रोवेर्सिअल" स ...!!!



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tha ke yu.....chutkula tha ak serious baat thi.....:confused:


byah karwana padega samjhane ke liye....:D

bhai na te yu chutkala tha arr naa hi serious baat thi....yuu to tym pass tha....
isne jada serious naa liyee............

arr byah karwaega ?????
bhai isi baata padke jaldbaaji mai koi decission naa liye
 
Amrita, are you saying this just after reading from somewhere or these the words of wisdom aquired by first hand experience...... jokes apart I think you are the only female of the species who have these thoughts.... keep it up....


Arya ji , I don't have any experience regarding this. And plz dont take this so seriously otherwise......:D.....

Well , upto some extent in some situations these lines may assume to be true , but everything and actions of both man and woman depend on life circumstances and thinking level, which are far more different from these lines......

I have also read this
" A lady makes a house , a home "........which u will also not deny :)

Anyways , no contraversy plz.

Regards
Amrita
 
patni chalisa

Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani...

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho...

Jis din haath me belan aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave....

Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove....

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... .

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave....
 
koye moda hai jo is gose the tha ke bitode mein gerega?:rock:rock

Ha ha ha ha ha ha............यो जोक क्यों खराब कर दिया झकोई इस थ्रेड में गैर की.........पूरे थ्रेड का एक यो ए निचोड़ स..... "गोस्सा" इन "बितोड़ा"
 
No controversy Amrita Ji, As you had written in a good humor (I think) so was I, hence I am not taking it more seriously and moreover I am a happily married man who has seen these lines proven wrong more than once.....
Arya ji , I don't have any experience regarding this. And plz dont take this so seriously otherwise......:D.....

Well , upto some extent in some situations these lines may assume to be true , but everything and actions of both man and woman depend on life circumstances and thinking level, which are far more different from these lines......

I have also read this
" A lady makes a house , a home "........which u will also not deny :)

Anyways , no contraversy plz.

Regards
Amrita
 
Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani...

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho...

Jis din haath me belan aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave....

Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove....

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... .

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave....


waah ji .....raat ko soone se pehle jaroor padna....
 
accha kara....

इसे रिस्क मत ना लिया कर भाई ....... ब्याह आली गली में एक तरफा ट्रेफिक जाया करे.... उल्टा आवन का कोए राह ना स ...





......बाकी योह तागा अगर "जोक" स तो ठीक स......... लेकिन "सीरियस" स तो "कसोन्त्रोवेर्सिअल" स ...!!!



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अच्छा करा भाईसाहब जो बता दिया...इब्ब पहल दुसरे bhaiya का हिसाब देखे पाच्छे कोई decision लूँगा......:D
 
I confirm this one as an old PJ....heared it lot of times and probablly written by some man,probablly to amuse other men:D....and ofcourse men can never understand women as women cannot understand men:D
 
इसे रिस्क मत ना लिया कर भाई ....... ब्याह आली गली में एक तरफा ट्रेफिक जाया करे.... उल्टा आवन का कोए राह ना स ...





......बाकी योह तागा अगर "जोक" स तो ठीक स......... लेकिन "सीरियस" स तो "कसोन्त्रोवेर्सिअल" स ...!!!



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theek keh hai ...bya hoye paachey incoming reha kare ..outgoing ..teh katt jaya karey ..:D:D
 
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