Man , Woman and Marriage

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deepika said:
I confirm this one as an old PJ....heared it lot of times and probablly written by some man,probablly to amuse other men:D....and ofcourse men can never understand women as women cannot understand men:D
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thats all not true ...even women cant understand women , women are the most complicated being in the entire world ...no offence..but this is a fact ..no body knows what a woman really wants ...lol!!
 
Chandan bhai, le mai bata dyun, unki batan ka ke matlab howe sai:
  1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
  2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
  3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
  4. Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house)
  5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
  6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
  7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
  8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
 
Amrita ji, i agree with you... Akshay Bhai your patni chalisa is also very interesting... keep rocking.......:)
 
Ahhhh !!!! Atlast , experience of a happily married man speaks out. :D


aryasatyadev said:
Chandan bhai, le mai bata dyun, unki batan ka ke matlab howe sai:
  1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
  2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
  3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
  4. Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house)
  5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
  6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
  7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
  8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)
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Wat abt these lines , written again by some experienced man...:)


There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover , an accomplishment in a bachelor , and second nature in a married man.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.”

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
 
Yes, you are right Amrita ji, but in hindsight I think these lines are contrary to your original post........
and hey, all these posts are in lighter vein, so please don't take them seriously......
 
men and women are so unique in their own way.Comparisons between them is of no use.Both are so different than each other in perception,nature and philosophy.God made them so different purposly so that when they come together,they explore each other and remain busy in exploring all through their lives.What a strange,unique and wonderful creation?Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.
 
Out and out a western philosphy..... both are from this planet only and you can see them functioning in our history......
rajesh00 said:
men and women are so unique in their own way.Comparisons between them is of no use.Both are so different than each other in perception,nature and philosophy.God made them so different purposly so that when they come together,they explore each other and remain busy in exploring all through their lives.What a strange,unique and wonderful creation?Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.
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amritameerut01 said:
A woman worries about the future, till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn’t need.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

beauty is in the eyes of blindness of beholder.:D
 
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