sandeepmehla
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Management Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
Management Lesson 2
A Turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
Soon the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wouldn't
keep you there.
Management Lesson 3
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing
for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate
him!
Management Lessons:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
3. And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
Management Lesson 2
A Turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
Soon the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wouldn't
keep you there.
Management Lesson 3
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing
for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate
him!
Management Lessons:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
3. And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!