baliyansachin
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The
problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought
the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child
should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to
say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"
problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought
the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child
should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to
say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"