devendramalik
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A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life :
*W : WONDERFUL
*I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
*E : EXTRAORDINARY
But a woman will have to be careful in finding a
HUSBAND because he might be:
* * *H : HOPELESS
* * * * * * * U : UNACCOUNTABLE
* * S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
* * * * * A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
* * *D : DISCRIMINATIVE
Why does a man want to have a WIFE ? Because
* * *W : Washing
* *I : Ironing
F : Food
* * * * *E : Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? Because
* * * * * * H : Housing
* * * * * * * * * U : Understanding
* * * *S : Sharing
* * *B : Buying
A : And
N : Never
* *D : Demanding
What most husbands feel before and after marriage :
BEFORE
* * * * * * *W : Wonderful
* * * * * *I : Instrument
F : For
* * * * * *E : Entertainment
AFTER
* * * * * * * * W : Worries (are)
* * *I : Invited
F : For
E : Ever
Want to share some thoughts....
We all know that whatever is there is all true
What do you think MARRIAGE, HOW SOME PEOPLE THINK
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she
finds one.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
..and that is a good thing for any man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is like Chewing Gum:
When it is new it tastes very good. With time it looses its taste.
At a stage you feel bored but cannot spit it out.
Finally the lolly-pop others are eating seems to be better.
*W : WONDERFUL
*I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
*E : EXTRAORDINARY
But a woman will have to be careful in finding a
HUSBAND because he might be:
* * *H : HOPELESS
* * * * * * * U : UNACCOUNTABLE
* * S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
* * * * * A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
* * *D : DISCRIMINATIVE
Why does a man want to have a WIFE ? Because
* * *W : Washing
* *I : Ironing
F : Food
* * * * *E : Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ? Because
* * * * * * H : Housing
* * * * * * * * * U : Understanding
* * * *S : Sharing
* * *B : Buying
A : And
N : Never
* *D : Demanding
What most husbands feel before and after marriage :
BEFORE
* * * * * * *W : Wonderful
* * * * * *I : Instrument
F : For
* * * * * *E : Entertainment
AFTER
* * * * * * * * W : Worries (are)
* * *I : Invited
F : For
E : Ever
Want to share some thoughts....
We all know that whatever is there is all true
What do you think MARRIAGE, HOW SOME PEOPLE THINK
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she
finds one.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
..and that is a good thing for any man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is like Chewing Gum:
When it is new it tastes very good. With time it looses its taste.
At a stage you feel bored but cannot spit it out.
Finally the lolly-pop others are eating seems to be better.
