Marriage....

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring

Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
 
hahaha, nice stuff,
eib to sochna padega byah karwaoon ya nahin
as u can be either happy or married never happily married ;)

aur aane do ....

rock on
Jit
 
thanks people!
1 saath 2-2 posts, lagta hai aapka experience bohot hilarious tha:p
 
Too funny

misha0119 said:


Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring

Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.
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Ha Ha Ha. I have got the first two rings but no sign of the other two yet. I guess that is a good thing:rolleyes: . As for the excitement and frustration part: I think all years the woman speaks and the man listens :p . BTW, just completed 3 years of marriage(yesterday)
 
Belated Happy Marriage Anniversay Mr.Puneet
Congrats that you didnt get the other two rings(The Suffer-Ring,The Endue-Ring) and we wish that you get all the joy and happiness in the years ahead.:)
 
Thank you

Misha Ji,

Thank you for the kind words.

Regards,
Puneet.
 
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