Marry or Go to jail.... Which one do you prefer?

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sanjeevmalik

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Woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18? at that time i'm 20 u r 18? " he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies The husband pauses; the words were notcoming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".
 
Bhai Sanjeev,

Good one.

20 saal to yahan bhi hone waale hain!! Yahan to bagair pakdai mein aaye 'Umar Qaid' ki sazza ho rakhi hai, aur vo bhi without parole!!!

Lt Col JS Malik (Retd)
 
Hu Ha ha ha.............. Hu Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Hada ta Aadhi ta bhey jayada saza baaki hai, khair jab itni kat ge ye bhey kat a jaa gey.
 
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