Marte aadmi ko kya khilaye

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Deshwal Sir: Marte aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye?
Sunita Hooda: Sir, Birla Cement.
Deshwal Sir: Kyon
Sunita Hooda: Kyonki is cement me jaan hai.
 
aur is jaise...PJ (poor joke) ka kya karen......
HIT kitaano nashak ya mortien......................
ek ek ko maar dalunga...
virender1976 said:
Deshwal Sir: Marte aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye?
Sunita Hooda: Sir, Birla Cement.
Deshwal Sir: Kyon
Sunita Hooda: Kyonki is cement me jaan hai.
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rockingguy said:
aur is jaise...PJ (poor joke) ka kya karen......
HIT kitaano nashak ya mortien......................
ek ek ko maar dalunga...
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Bissall, kimme karr liyee, ajkall k "kitaanuu" tee kittannunashakkan pe "daannaas" karr-2 kee jaan see, inka kimme nahi ho sakkta, lagge rehen de,

very-very-very-very nice joke, virenderji aap ye joke-sa kahan se laaye, aap ko to annammm milna chahiyee n thanx or sharing dis joke-sa
 
hhiiiilllaarriioouuss !!!! pet paat gaya haans -haans key!!

o bhai rey birender,,,,,,,,,,,,,kit tey paard lyaya yu joke ???? ib laag kit dhaar rakhya thaa??:p :D ..........uffffffffff,,, hooo hhehehehe,,, khi khi mar gaya rey haans haans key..........tanney maarda aadmi bacha diyaaaa sirf ek ciimeent key kattey mein................:D ;)

o birender,,,,,, aan de ek bey deswal sir ney............. tanney ussey cimment key khaali kaatteyy mein rook key aur upper ghool gaanth marr key tanney rail mein chadha key aawega,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, uff tanney sochi ni rey birender,,,,,,,,,,,ib key banegi terey,,,,,,,,,, tu nu laa ley ib too C.I.A staff aalyaan key fass liyaa sey:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
oowe tera bhalla ho.......kaise kasise log hain......aatma ka to satyanaash ho gya bilkul...iibb iisse isse consultants honge te dacter ki jaruratt hai.....
ya Shunita bhi manne nhi ultte kaam karre bina.......hehehe :p :p :p....cement te badhiya te BAAJRE ki 3 kardde tikaad khawa dyo.....uste badhiya cement ke paawe thi..........;)....:D:D:D:D
 
virender1976 said:
Deshwal Sir: Marte aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye?
Sunita Hooda: Sir, Birla Cement.
Deshwal Sir: Kyon
Sunita Hooda: Kyonki is cement me jaan hai.
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क्यूं रै वीरेन्द्र, खैर मैं तै जवाब दे दूंगा, पर देख लिये - तेरे इस धागे पर वो सुनीता हुड्डा तै comment लिखैगी नहीं, चाहे शर्त लगा ले !

पर तेरे किस्से मैं कुछ कमी रह गई । अगर मैं लिखता तो यूं लिखता :

"मरते आदमी को क्या पिलाना चाहिये ?"
"गंगा जल"
"नहीं, गंगा जल में क्या रखा है? उसे पैट्रोल पिलाना चाहिये"
"क्यूं "
" एक बार तो वो आदमी उठ कर भागने ही लगेगा"
"और ऐसा नहीं हुआ तो"
"तो उसका क्रिया-क्रम जल्दी हो जायेगा - जल्दी आग पकड लेगा और लकडी का खर्चा कम होगा"
.
 
Virender Chokhi Bata Di Tanne Ki Marte Aadmi Ko Kya Khilana Chaiye
Chal Ib Ek Galla Maar Le Cement Ka
Upar Tein Petrol Bhi Pee Liye Kyonki Manne Tera Tem Aaya Dikhe Hai
Ar Kuwad Na Kholiye Gate Pe Yamdoot Khade Pawenge:d
 
dndeswal said:
क्यूं रै वीरेन्द्र, खैर मैं तै जवाब दे दूंगा, पर देख लिये - तेरे इस धागे पर वो सुनीता हुड्डा तै comment लिखैगी नहीं, चाहे शर्त लगा ले !

पर तेरे किस्से मैं कुछ कमी रह गई । अगर मैं लिखता तो यूं लिखता :

"मरते आदमी को क्या पिलाना चाहिये ?"
"गंगा जल"
"नहीं, गंगा जल में क्या रखा है? उसे पैट्रोल पिलाना चाहिये"
"क्यूं "
" एक बार तो वो आदमी उठ कर भागने ही लगेगा"
"और ऐसा नहीं हुआ तो"
"तो उसका क्रिया-क्रम जल्दी हो जायेगा - जल्दी आग पकड लेगा और लकडी का खर्चा कम होगा"
.
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deswalji u r unexpected here, hahahahhhahahahah
aap tee ya ummeed nahi thi, aap tee uss virender tee b aagge likkadd gyee,hahahahahhahahhah
 
eee ...... REKHAA.............aagge likdan ne ke aadde FAUJ ki bharti khul ri ........ ek aagge likad geyn 1500 meter aalli bhaaj main....................................hehheheheheehehheheheheh..............hahahahhaha......................
ROOKKA@ FAUJ KI BHARTI.....................
rekharathee said:
deswalji u r unexpected here, hahahahhhahahahah
aap tee ya ummeed nahi thi, aap tee uss virender tee b aagge likkadd gyee,hahahahahhahahhah
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O bhai kitt tein laaya sei yoh PJ...sidda diye sab tenne....PJ matlab.. PAADLA JOKE !!!!

aansso gais ke golley chhodd diye tenne sab ki taant pe.....ha ha ha ha KILKIIIIII @ AANSOO GAIS KE GOLLEY..

Kilkii bhi na maari jaati haddey... saddey od joke pe....damm ghut gya..... aar ebb tenne k kahoon Birender... tenne mera 1000va post iss PAADLEY JOKE aale taagey pe khirch karwa diya kasai... hatt tera bhalla ho...




virender1976 said:
Deshwal Sir: Marte aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye?
Sunita Hooda: Sir, Birla Cement.
Deshwal Sir: Kyon
Sunita Hooda: Kyonki is cement me jaan hai.
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viru.......

rai ke haal sai tere.

joke tai badiyaa sai chorre...par tu sunita ke leh tour pai jaan ka fyaada taagaya er uskaa naam yaade chipkaa gaya......
er eb wah aande tere paache padegee tai tane dharti bheedi ho jaagi bhai...
mere yaar tanne u sardaara aala joke chepain nai sunitaa e paayi thee...
bhai eb hum kuch na kar sakhte eb tai jo kuch karegee wah sunita e karegee kai bhagwaan beech main aa sake sai...............jai kilki taull!!!!!


virender1976 said:
Deshwal Sir: Marte aadmi ko kya khilana chahiye?
Sunita Hooda: Sir, Birla Cement.
Deshwal Sir: Kyon
Sunita Hooda: Kyonki is cement me jaan hai.
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Oon tai mai itni fisaddi jokddi pai kimme likhya na karti..:p :eek: par baatcheet DND sir ke saath hai to jammgi manne....Virender laggey kitte construction ki site pai Cement ki borri dhota-dhota tanne apna career arr yo chutkala banaya sai....Tu apna career kyu barbaad karan laag rya sai????:rolleyes: :o Laughter challenge mai digar jya....:D :D
virender1976 said:
Deshwal Jee mai Sunita Hooda ke comments ka hi intzaar kar raha hoon.......:D :D
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