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DOCTOR :->>Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making medesirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps awayfrom all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a gooddoctor with no side effects.Apply or reply.SOFTWARE ENGINEER :->>Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Securityfeatures(privileges only for the Specific User especially criticalFunctionalities). There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug inher.Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready toTest the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure itwill never be released to ANY OTHER Customer. BEGGAR :->>Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de, Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillary hogi to Monika bhi degaLAWYER:->>I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should bestrictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl shouldbe willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lordi.e . Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not besustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
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