Mehman-nawazi

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anshumalik

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Ek bar ek jat ke ghar mehman aaya, ar kayi din hoe pachhe bhi jaan ka naam na leve tha. Jat ne jatni bulai ar us te kahi, ke nu to ye jawe konya ib to koi jugat lagani padegi.
Agle din tadki tadak, gher se aate hi jat ne lath thaya aur jatni ke dhore ja ke hawa mein lehra ke dhed mara zamin pe ar bhundi bhundi sunan laga jatni ne.
Lath bajte hi jatni ne bhi rukka tha diya, "hai mar di mein to is kasai ne" bolte bolte pure ghar mein bhaje, aur jat lath liye liye pachhe pachhe.
Ghani der bad jat ruka aur aas paas dekh ke isare te jatni apne dhore bulai aur bolya "lage se ke mehman chala gaya"
Dono thahka laga ke hasan lage ar hanste-2 jat bolya :

Jat : Mein ke tere mara tha........

ispe Jatni bhi itra ke boli :

Jatni : Mein ke Royi thi.........

Tabhi kotri ka kiwad khula ar usme te muskarata hua Mehman likda ar bolya :

Mehman : Mein ke gaya tha........;)


Dedicated to CUT-COPY-PASTE gang.
nakal ke liye bhi akal chahiye........Long live copy-pasters....
 
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