Men are always like dat

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:):pA man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn’t respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, honey?:mad:

He gets no response, so he moves ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he again moves five feet. Still, no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” She replies, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”

Plz translate d above into haryanavi, if anybody can.
 
Mans are like Sundu

Ek baar Sundu ..gaam main ek Lehri Dacter Dhore jaawe sai ... beda dukhi tha ...
Sundu: Re Dakder meri bahu ne sun-na band hogya .... ke karoon ....
Lehri (Beedi Pete Hue): Re badi badhiya baat hue .. ya te ....
Sundu: Re kam te kam itna te kerde us ne chaa paani ki bhoojh beta lyun
Lehri: Te nyu keriye .. Ghraan bed ke ... 3 baar rookee maar maar ke bhoojhiye us te ... er na sune te ... kaan main taata tel ghaal diye.

Sundu Ghraan jaake..."Re Raam pyaari ki maan kade sai .... tu "
koi jewaab nahi aaya

Sundu ne Pher Rooka maara : Meka .... meri saasoo ke kade sai ....

koi jewaab nahi ....

Sundu : Re chaale kerni .... kade koon main sir de ke mergi ...

Dhaapli: Aandha bhi ho gya ke .... behraa te pehle e thaa ..... 4 be beta li .... thaare khaater .... tekde chhetaan laag re soon
 
Excellent Translation, I think you(Sanjeet) deserve the Title of official translator (of Jatland Forum) of English to Haryanvi and vice versa.
 
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Excellent Translation, I think you(Sanjeet) deserve the Title of official translator (of Jatland Forum) of English to Haryanvi and vice versa.
Sahi kaha Guliya ji Sanjeet is expert in this art. Other wise neetu one was in NON JAT category.
 
Renu ji, it is immaterial whether it a JAT or Non-Jat joke. We should encourage Naina; at least she came forward and posted a joke. She will learn a lot about our culture in the company of Jatlanders. Naina, keep up the good work.
 
Ek baar Sundu ..gaam main ek Lehri Dacter Dhore jaawe sai ... beda dukhi tha ...
Sundu: Re Dakder meri bahu ne sun-na band hogya .... ke karoon ....
Lehri (Beedi Pete Hue): Re badi badhiya baat hue .. ya te ....
Sundu: Re kam te kam itna te kerde us ne chaa paani ki bhoojh beta lyun
Lehri: Te nyu keriye .. Ghraan bed ke ... 3 baar rookee maar maar ke bhoojhiye us te ... er na sune te ... kaan main taata tel ghaal diye.

Sundu Ghraan jaake..."Re Raam pyaari ki maan kade sai .... tu "
koi jewaab nahi aaya

Sundu ne Pher Rooka maara : Meka .... meri saasoo ke kade sai ....

koi jewaab nahi ....

Sundu : Re chaale kerni .... kade koon main sir de ke mergi ...

Dhaapli: Aandha bhi ho gya ke .... behraa te pehle e thaa ..... 4 be beta li .... thaare khaater .... tekde chhetaan laag re soon

ha ha ha ha ha :D

thats more like it !


a true coordination ! :cool:
 
Sundu : Re chaale kerni .... kade koon main sir de ke mergi ...

Dhaapli: ........... 4 be beta li .... thaare khaater .... tekde chhetaan laag re soon



hahahaha.............:p:p:p:p:p........:pgud job.
I expected d translation from u only.
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