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devdahiya

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Sunddu ek din gaam ke balkka nei kehen laag rhya: Bhai mera babu sarddak paar karta ghanna drei sei

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Sunddu: Bhai jib bi sarddak paar krei sei na tei merre tein aanggali pakkaddwa le sei arr nyu keh sei AKK JAMMAI ISS ANGGALLI NEI matt chhodd diye.
 
हा हा हा साची कहवे था सुंडू ....

devdahiya said:
Sunddu ek din gaam ke balkka nei kehen laag rhya: Bhai mera babu sarddak paar karta ghanna drei sei

Ballak: ow kyukkar

Sunddu: Bhai jib bi sarddak paar krei sei na tei merre tein aanggali pakkaddwa le sei arr nyu keh sei AKK JAMMAI ISS ANGGALLI NEI matt chhodd diye.
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devdahiya said:
Sunddu ek din gaam ke balkka nei kehen laag rhya: Bhai mera babu sarddak paar karta ghanna drei sei

Ballak: ow kyukkar

Sunddu: Bhai jib bi sarddak paar krei sei na tei merre tein aanggali pakkaddwa le sei arr nyu keh sei AKK JAMMAI ISS ANGGALLI NEI matt chhodd diye.
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baasi joke tha....lekin ibb koi comment bhi to na kartaa.....makhaa kakllu kyun yaawa karwaya...:D :p
I felt like giggling in a silly way of a moment at least ;)

lekin "kakldu" ek uumer paache aadmi nei retire ho janna chahiye........hahaah @ new name kaklduu
 
Tu kyu apni shyaat bulaave sai tokk kai....likhan dey nai....manne laage fer Koye se TV channel ki team bulaani paddegi intru lenn tayi....Mr.Jitender Hooda ya Mr.Rupender Sheoran....jahan kahin bhi hon....agar meri awaaz tak pohonch ri ho tai ek bai aayiyo....Kaka fer khootta tuddya rya sai:p:D
keshavdahiya said:
baasi joke tha....lekin ibb koi comment bhi to na kartaa.....makhaa kakllu kyun yaawa karwaya...:D :p
I felt like giggling in a silly way of a moment at least ;)

lekin "kakldu" ek uumer paache aadmi nei retire ho janna chahiye........hahaah @ new name kaklduu
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sunitahooda said:
Tu kyu apni shyaat bulaave sai tokk kai....likhan dey nai....manne laage fer Koye se TV channel ki team bulaani paddegi intru lenn tayi....Mr.Jitender Hooda ya Mr.Rupender Sheoran....jahan kahin bhi hon....agar meri awaaz tak pohonch ri ho tai ek bai aayiyo....Kaka fer khootta tuddya rya sai:p:D
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hamarre Pirrye KAKLU "dev dahiya" ji ki nayi gatti-vidhiyon ko madhya nazar rakhte hue...MSNBC ki team nei kuch samye pehle mujhse sampark kiya.....aur woh Deb Dahiya ji sei puchna chahte hain ki woh JLand per apne purane andaaz mein...."manohar kahaniyon" or "nandan" ke chutkallon ko haryanvi mein translate karke and Sundu ke career ke saath kyun khilwaad karr rahe hain....
Vishesh taur per unhone(MSNBC Team) zor dei karr kaha ki Deb Dahiya ji ko ab gurgamme mein samaj-seva ki aur agraser rehna hogga aur dhayan denna chahiye ki woh apni dagger sei na hattein....yahan JLand per apne puranne ghisse pitte chamotrre choddna unhe shobha nahi detta, aakhir ab unki uumer bhi 60+ ho challi hai ;)........yeah Shabadd MSNBC samwa-datta ke mukhh sei hain.........and they are ready to fly to gurgamma to interbu Col Dahiya on a special plane any-thime
 
hehehehe aapko to laughter challenge ke writers me hona chahaiye tha keshu bhai
keshavdahiya said:
hamarre Pirrye KAKLU "dev dahiya" ji ki nayi gatti-vidhiyon ko madhya nazar rakhte hue...MSNBC ki team nei kuch samye pehle mujhse sampark kiya.....aur woh Deb Dahiya ji sei puchna chahte hain ki woh JLand per apne purane andaaz mein...."manohar kahaniyon" or "nandan" ke chutkallon ko haryanvi mein translate karke and Sundu ke career ke saath kyun khilwaad karr rahe hain....
Vishesh taur per unhone(MSNBC Team) zor dei karr kaha ki Deb Dahiya ji ko ab gurgamme mein samaj-seva ki aur agraser rehna hogga aur dhayan denna chahiye ki woh apni dagger sei na hattein....yahan JLand per apne puranne ghisse pitte chamotrre choddna unhe shobha nahi detta, aakhir ab unki uumer bhi 60+ ho challi hai ;)........yeah Shabadd MSNBC samwa-datta ke mukhh sei hain.........and they are ready to fly to gurgamma to interbu Col Dahiya on a special plane any-thime
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Lagta hai aap ney jindagi mein pahli baar mike pakdda hai.....JATLAND ke CELEBRITY se kaise baat karni chahiye iski zara bi tameej nahi hai aapko>>>>"BATAMEEJ" Hamarey Senior Reporter Jitender Hooda ko bulayein.....pata nahi woh aayenge ya pichhli baar apni BATA ki leeli chapall khu janey ka sadmey se ubhar nahi paye hain:p:pMujhe lagta hai ki Dev Ji ney unki woh LEELI chapall baga ke maari thi:Djo gaara mein dhanss gayi thi;):rockSenior Reporter ko nayi chapall bhej dein:D:D
keshavdahiya said:
hamarre Pirrye KAKLU "dev dahiya" ji ki nayi gatti-vidhiyon ko madhya nazar rakhte hue...MSNBC ki team nei kuch samye pehle mujhse sampark kiya.....aur woh Deb Dahiya ji sei puchna chahte hain ki woh JLand per apne purane andaaz mein...."manohar kahaniyon" or "nandan" ke chutkallon ko haryanvi mein translate karke and Sundu ke career ke saath kyun khilwaad karr rahe hain....
Vishesh taur per unhone(MSNBC Team) zor dei karr kaha ki Deb Dahiya ji ko ab gurgamme mein samaj-seva ki aur agraser rehna hogga aur dhayan denna chahiye ki woh apni dagger sei na hattein....yahan JLand per apne puranne ghisse pitte chamotrre choddna unhe shobha nahi detta, aakhir ab unki uumer bhi 60+ ho challi hai ;)........yeah Shabadd MSNBC samwa-datta ke mukhh sei hain.........and they are ready to fly to gurgamma to interbu Col Dahiya on a special plane any-thime
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Yo joke tei thheke-thyak tha....mannei 2 bei ferr padhhya.......sense of Humorre na rahi kebera tei.........Koe na aagli baar orr HANSSADWWA sa pheinkk dyangge...rettteir te na huya ja bhai.Arr na mein 60+ ka huya suun...kuchh Kessuwe hadde Misinformation fllawein sein.
 
hhklp
ghii sa ghal gaya
orr aan do "isey isey bi"
devdahiya said:
Yo joke tei thheke-thyak tha....mannei 2 bei ferr padhhya.......sense of Humorre na rahi kebera tei.........Koe na aagli baar orr HANSSADWWA sa pheinkk dyangge...rettteir te na huya ja bhai.Arr na mein 60+ ka huya suun...kuchh Kessuwe hadde Misinformation fllawein sein.
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Breaking News....:

NPTV24*7 KI NICHLLI PATTI pey chal rai hai ya NEWS: chandigarh mey kaakdu ka baassi nd local joke sunn k JLand k 3 members ko panic attack...dev par mental harrassment ka mukaddamma darj..Dev Dahiya FARAAR..!!:D:D:D:D:D
 
:p:pMaarey rey hum tai....chuttkalley nai nahi....inn comments nai:rockaur aan dyoo issey-issey...cutkalle nahi COMMENTS:D:D
ratheetheraist said:
NPTV24*7 KI NICHLLI PATTI pey chal rai hai ya NEWS: chandigarh mey kaakdu ka baassi nd local joke sunn k JLand k 3 members ko panic attack...dev par mental harrassment ka mukaddamma darj..Dev Dahiya FARAAR..!!:D
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sunitahooda said:
Tu kyu apni shyaat bulaave sai tokk kai....likhan dey nai....manne laage fer Koye se TV channel ki team bulaani paddegi intru lenn tayi....Mr.Jitender Hooda ya Mr.Rupender Sheoran....jahan kahin bhi hon....agar meri awaaz tak pohonch ri ho tai ek bai aayiyo....Kaka fer khootta tuddya rya sai:p
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sunitahooda said:
Lagta hai aap ney jindagi mein pahli baar mike pakdda hai.....JATLAND ke CELEBRITY se kaise baat karni chahiye iski zara bi tameej nahi hai aapko>>>>"BATAMEEJ" Hamarey Senior Reporter Jitender Hooda ko bulayein.....pata nahi woh aayenge ya pichhli baar apni BATA ki leeli chapall khu janey ka sadmey se ubhar nahi paye hain:p:pMujhe lagta hai ki Dev Ji ney unki woh LEELI chapall baga ke maari thi:Djo gaara mein dhanss gayi thi:rockSenior Reporter ko nayi chapall bhej dein:D:D
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Oh ho!!! Bebe tanne to ghani aandy yaad diva di purani .... mere pachli assingment ki ... ha ha ...

lyo sare padho ... ghana andy tagga tha yo bhi ...

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13506

Sitaram ji te kahi se ...kholan ki yo talla .... pher hude aan diyo ... :) mein bhi jhad poonch lyun itne apne camere ne ... :)
 
Life Teaches Every One In A Natural Way.

ratheetheraist said:
NPTV24*7 KI NICHLLI PATTI pey chal rai hai ya NEWS: chandigarh mey kaakdu ka baassi nd local joke sunn k JLand k 3 members ko panic attack...dev par mental harrassment ka mukaddamma darj..Dev Dahiya FARAAR..!!
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:p:p:praathi, lets leave dev sir in the hands of life as LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.:D:D aur unke taazey chutkaloo ko bhi natural way mein padhey naaki unhey padhney ke baad YAVA howein......:p:p:p
 
Lekin natural way mein YAVA ho sakte hain....uska ek alag hi maja hai....atleast u r natural even when u r being YAVA:p:pLIFE n NATURE sekm se kum itna to seekh hi saktey hain:D
 
Kham-khaan mera ittana suthhera Chutkalla billo ke dhhar diya.Koe issnein CHAMPAK keh sei Koe Nandan...arr koe issnei BASSI ND joke keh sei.Humnei nahin Byorra inn nei chahiye ke.Original tha katti.
 
devdahiya said:
Sunddu ek din gaam ke balkka nei kehen laag rhya: Bhai mera babu sarddak paar karta ghanna drei sei

Ballak: ow kyukkar

Sunddu: Bhai jib bi sarddak paar krei sei na tei merre tein aanggali pakkaddwa le sei arr nyu keh sei AKK JAMMAI ISS ANGGALLI NEI matt chhodd diye.
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dev bhaisaheb, here is another version on a serious/realistic note...:)
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suundu nd his father were crossing a bridge. the father was kind of scared so he asked suundu, "my boy, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river. “little suundu said, "no, dad. you hold my hand."

"what's the difference?" asked the puzzled father.

"there's a big difference," replied suundu. "if i hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that i may let your hand go. but if you hold my hand, i know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

in any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond !!!:)
 
brahmtewatia said:
dev bhaisaheb, here is another version on a serious/realistic note...:)
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suundu nd his father were crossing a bridge. the father was kind of scared so he asked suundu, "my boy, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river. “little suundu said, "no, dad. you hold my hand."

"what's the difference?" asked the puzzled father.

"there's a big difference," replied suundu. "if i hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that i may let your hand go. but if you hold my hand, i know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

in any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond !!!:)
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kaklu/kakdu.....yu lyo.....apka joke angrezzi mein.......iib iiste bhunddi bezaati ke hoggi.....:D (talla lagegga iib to iske) hahaahhhhhahahah
mods plz taala matt lagana....yeah Joke orinially angrezzi mein nahi hai, baad mein banna hai.......hahaahha
but what a smart way of Mockery :p
 
keshavdahiya said:
kaklu/kakdu.....yu lyo.....apka joke angrezzi mein.......iib iiste bhunddi bezaati ke hoggi.....:D (talla lagegga iib to iske) hahaahhhhhahahah
mods plz taala matt lagana....yeah Joke orinially angrezzi mein nahi hai, baad mein banna hai.......hahaahha
but what a smart way of Mockery :p
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tht was not a mockery of any sort, neither it was a sarcasm, instead it was just another version in realistic terms...just touching the subject. i dont understand wat u found funny in my previous post. pls dont try to aggravate the things just for the heck of it.
 
brahmtewatia said:
tht was not a mockery of any sort, neither it was a sarcasm, instead it was just another version in realistic terms...just touching the subject. i dont understand wat u found funny in my previous post. pls dont try to aggravate the things just for the heck of it.
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I m sorry plz dont sue me for this crime....poor me never realized that you were being realistic.
 
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