mera ram nikal gya tha

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dineshm

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ek shadi me mithai khatam ho gai, khana baith ke tha, laddu bahut kam bache the par dikhane to the hi ki mithai khatam ho gai h, laddu wala ladka jaldi se laddu - laddu bolke nikal jata par de kisi ko nahin raha tha, jab teesri bar laddu leke ladka gujar raha tha to ek admi ne jor se laddu wale ko awaj lagai, laddu wala peeche mudke bola "kisne manga?" admi bola dheere se "mera ram nikal gaya tha bhai."
 
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dineshm said:
ek baar ek jat ki ladki ki shadi thi, mithai gaon wale hi kha gaye aur barat ke lie kuchh nahin bachi. barat ai to ate hi sabji poori khilane lag gaye(khana baith ke tha). ek corner se mithai leke ladka ata laddu laddu bolke par de ke kisi ko nahin jata. jab teesri baar wo ladka aise hi nikla to ek barati jor se bola LADDU DE BHAI. Laddu wala ladka peechhe mudke bola laddu kisne manga, barati jisne laddu manga tha dheere se bola MERA RAM NIKAL GYA THA BHAI.
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समझ में कोणी आया भाई |
 
theek h m isko samajh wala type kar deta hun, ye chutkule wali si baat kisi ne mujhe 3-4 din pahle hi sunai thi.
 
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RAM तै मतबल Random Access Memory तै है मन्ने लाग्गै, फेर भी कोन्या बात बणी...निरा फ़ालतू सौद्दा...
 
लाड्डू मांगदे ही बुरे दिन क्यूंकर आ गए भाई...लाड्डू भी जिब मांग्या, जिब वो छोरा पूछ्दा हांडै था...हा...हा...हा...
 
to budhiman bhai bahano se request h ki ise age na padhe, agla chutkula apki khidmat me tabhi pesh hoga jab wo asani se samjhne layak evam bharpoor hansi dene wala hoga,
 
dineshm said:
to budhiman bhai bahano se request h ki ise age na padhe, agla chutkula apki khidmat me tabhi pesh hoga jab wo asani se samjhne layak evam bharpoor hansi dene wala hoga,
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bharpoor hassi na bhi ho to chalega....samajh me aana chahiye bas...
chutkala to yahan waise hi ban jata hai REPLY-REPLY khelne me..!!! :P
jaise ab bana hua hai...
 
dineshm said:
ek shadi me mithai khatam ho gai, khana baith ke tha, laddu bahut kam bache the par dikhane to the hi ki mithai khatam ho gai h, laddu wala ladka jaldi se laddu - laddu bolke nikal jata par de kisi ko nahin raha tha, jab teesri bar laddu leke ladka gujar raha tha to ek admi ne jor se laddu wale ko awaj lagai, laddu wala peeche mudke bola "kisne manga?" admi bola dheere se "mera ram nikal gaya tha bhai."
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ho sakta hai us aadmi ne bola ho BHAI EB TO LAADU DE,,BHUKH K MAARE MERA TO RAM LIKADAN AALA SAI...!!!!!
 
chutkula tha ya nahin alag baat h par uska interpretation wakai majedar raha, ab 100% chutkula shreni me a gaya hai.
 
dineshm said:
to budhiman bhai bahano se request h ki ise age na padhe, agla chutkula apki khidmat me tabhi pesh hoga jab wo asani se samjhne layak evam bharpoor hansi dene wala hoga,
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oye maharaj ji aade ek to chutkale jaat bhasha me likha kar........
dusri baat ise joke likha kar jo samajh me aave....
dakki ne joke bhi issa likha se je kise te sunave to aagla 2 aur mare........

bhai aage te apni bhasha me likhiye jo bhi likhe..........

aade sare soch soch k dukhi ho liye ki yo kalug me ram kitt te aaya aur fer laddu mange te ram kyu bhaj liya......hahhahaha
 
dineshm said:
chutkula tha ya nahin alag baat h par uska interpretation wakai majedar raha, ab 100% chutkula shreni me a gaya hai.
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bhai tere is joke ne sare bhaiya k dimag onn kar diye...sare soche hai ki ebb ya baat kahi hogi, ebb ya kahi hogi.......
is chutkale ne is humour section ki re re, kaali, pilli, lal sari bhundi matti kar di...........
aage te isa joke na likhiye bhai.............
 
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