Meri Daadi Manne Chetegi

[ajay_kumar_g]

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aap sab jaante hoge .... gaam ke skoolaan main master ... - masterni rojh balkaan tai kuch na kuch mangaate rah hain, kadey seet, kadey saag (bathuaa daakal ) , ...........
Nathu master nai Surjey tai kah rakhi thi ke rojh ek lotta seet lekai aawai .
ek din Surjay seet lyana bhool gya. aadhi chutti main master nai poochya seet kit sai???????
surjey bolya ... masterji bhool gya lyana.
master bolya... ja le kai aa.

surjay nai daud lagai ghar kahni.
maa tai ja kai bolya... maa ri , masterji ka seet kit sai??????? taawli si de.

maa boli .... beta , teri baat dekh kai mannai tai wo ibbaie kaatre aagai ghaal diya baroli main.
surja bolya ... maa, jai seet nahin le kai gaya tai master maraiga.
maa boli ... ja dekh le kaatre nai nahin piya ho tai , kyonke aur seet tai sai nahin !!!!!!!

surja bhajja gaya thaan main ar dekya ak kaatra baroli main tai seet peen laag rhya sai. usnai bhaaj kai baroli tha li. ibai master joga seet tai tha baroli main.

surja tawla sa baroli le kai master dhorai pohcha ar bolya ... lyo masterji seet.

master raji ho kai baroli kai moohn la kai seet peen laggya. jab seet khatam hon nai aaya tai master nai baroli ki tali main toori si dikhi.
master bolya.... surjay yo ke toora sa hai ismain??????

surjay bolya .... masterji, kaatre nai pee liya tha seet , bhadi mushkil tai yo bachcha aap ke liye.

master kai bhot cho uttha ar usnai baroli patak di .

baroli toot gi.

surjay ron laggya.

master bolya ... mannai to mara bhi nahin pher bhi kyon rowai hai ????

surjey bolya .... aapnai meri baroli tod di, ib meri Daadi mannai chhettai gi.

master bolya ... kyon??????

surjey bolya ..... master ji , ya baroli meri Daadi tadkai jungle jaati haana le kai jaaya karai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[addy]

kasoot gaddya bhai..

rrae Ajje...kitt tae lyaawae sae ye ek tae ek...
"kaatde aagae..baroli main".."toodi"..."jungle"...
Na aur p le..mere bhateej....

 

[prashantacmet]

katai dharti ka danka holiya tu to Bhai.......kasutte jatal baga rya........ lagya ro bhai nuoey......................

 

[mothsara1st]

master ka jamma dhuma tha diya rrrrr ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha hah a hah ah ah a ha hah ah a hah ah a ha ha hah dhuma tha diya rrrrrrrr....uun bhi master main ar katre main ghana farak nahin honda .....dono ke dono faltu main .......ardaya karai...........

 

[shivamchaudhary]

mast hai bhai..

the last line is ........ha ha ha

 

[rahultokas]

ajay bhai kasutaaa chutakala suna diyaa yo tai,,, kati jee saa aa gya

 

[yudhvirmor]

ajay bhai kasutaaa chutakala suna diyaa yo tai,,, kati jee saa aa gya

Worth to spend 10 minutes in reading this joke.

Good one Ajay Bhai...

 

[downtoearth]

good joke.. keep it p .....

 

[anilkadian]

oooo...raachh

tu bhai andy sei raey..arr tere ye chutkale dhooma tha reh sein...
iib kise aur ka number nahi aana chiye, tu nu e chepi ja....killki hum aap maar lyange

 

[choudhary_tapan]

maja aagya Ajay...khoon ki raftar bada di.... ha ha ha ha

 

[kuldeep_malik]

waah waah gazaaab roog kaat deeya

waah mazaa aa gaya kataayi roog saa kaat deeya daaadi neeey