Meri Repot Likh Le Drogga.............?

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devdahiya

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Ek be Palle Ram ki wife guum hogi,ar wo police station mein report likhawan gaya....ar pher ke huya...

Darogga:Haan batta bhai wa kissi thi[Mera matlab RANG-ROOP,Lambai,chehra-mohra,ummar....
Palle: JI,uski ummar te hogi koye 45-ek saal, kalla syah rang se,kadd hoga 5-ek foot,halka sa jathhar se,daant lambe-lambe sein,solli aankh pe risolli se aur usnen rah-chondha bhi aaya kre.

Darogga: BAS-BAS,ditjya..nyun batta pher tuun uska dhundhe-e ke se?

Palle : Kuun dhunde se,mein te nyon kehan aaya suun ke je handti-firti kite deekh bi ja te aappe raakh liyo,ar dhoondhiyo te katti nahin.
 
devdahiya said:
Ek be Palle Ram ki wife guum hogi,ar wo police station mein report likhawan gaya....ar pher ke huya...

Darogga:Haan batta bhai wa kissi thi[Mera matlab RANG-ROOP,Lambai,chehra-mohra,ummar....
Palle: JI,uski ummar te hogi koye 45-ek saal, kalla syah rang se,kadd hoga 5-ek foot,halka sa jathhar se,daant lambe-lambe sein,solli aankh pe risolli se aur usnen rah-chondha bhi aaya kre.

Darogga: BAS-BAS,ditjya..nyun batta pher tuun uska dhundhe-e ke se?

Palle : Kuun dhunde se,mein te nyon kehan aaya suun ke je handti-firti kite deekh bi ja te aappe raakh liyo,ar dhoondhiyo te katti nahin.
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Kaka Diwali mubarak ho
samjhe nahi??? to fer itnee fuljhadi ar bamb ek sath:D :D
 
arr meri bi rapett likh le daroga..

kaks k khilaf FIR:D
k bhunda varnan karya he uski WIFE ka:p
bhunde n bhunda na kahya karein;)
 
deepshika said:
kaks k khilaf FIR:D
k bhunda varnan karya he uski WIFE ka:p
bhunde n bhunda na kahya karein;)
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Ha..ha..ha...ha...Bebey pehlyan tei nyu batta tu challi kadde gai thi...ghanne dinna mein deekhkhi bebey......Arr yo vartantt manne na krya bebey yo te usse ne karya thha jiss ki khu rhi thi...ha..ha..ha...Manne te battai-2 se.
 
bataai-bataai se-hahaha

maje lege aar fer hath jhaad gey;)
well- good one:D
arr me kit jau thi- nuu sehez si penda na chhodu thara:p
 
deepshika said:
kaka tanne mer te happy baddey na kahi:o
jya maari:o :o
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Bebey i am extremely sorry...Bebey belated happy birthday from the bottom of my heart...May God give you all the happiness and respect in this world...and you won't find your kaka wanting if you ever need him[though i don't wish that]...Sorry bebey...dil se.
 
haha- fer haath jhad gya kaka

jokin...
nyways, thanks kaks
i know ur wishes wid me.
devdahiya said:
Bebey i am extremely sorry...Bebey belated happy birthday from the bottom of my heart...May God give you all the happiness and respect in this world...and you won't find your kaka wanting if you ever need him[though i don't wish that]...Sorry bebey...dil se.
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haha.......

devdahiya said:
Ek be Palle Ram ki wife guum hogi,ar wo police station mein report likhawan gaya....ar pher ke huya...

Darogga:Haan batta bhai wa kissi thi[Mera matlab RANG-ROOP,Lambai,chehra-mohra,ummar....
Palle: JI,uski ummar te hogi koye 45-ek saal, kalla syah rang se,kadd hoga 5-ek foot,halka sa jathhar se,daant lambe-lambe sein,solli aankh pe risolli se aur usnen rah-chondha bhi aaya kre.

Darogga: BAS-BAS,ditjya..nyun batta pher tuun uska dhundhe-e ke se?

Palle : Kuun dhunde se,mein te nyon kehan aaya suun ke je handti-firti kite deekh bi ja te aappe raakh liyo,ar dhoondhiyo te katti nahin.
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kaka........ merii itni bhundii aa gii tee main bhii unnee kittee BIYAA BAAN:eek::p:D main chodd aaungaa................... hahahahahaha............. arr ritu (matrimonial apsar) pee choo utregaa saara.......:D:D

arr fer main bhii katii bhinn ki bhinn repot likhwaaungaa............hahahahhaha.............:D:D:D
 
darogga- kaka ki ek orr rapett likh!

4 june ne e ANGELINA JOLIE ka bi tha
arr aagle din JHONNY DEPP:p ka tha
7 ne ANNA KOURNIKOVA ka
pehli na HEIDI KLUM ka
aagle hafte STEFFI GRAFF ka
arr aaj ELIZABETH HURLEY ka:p

unte bi na kari:o
 
Mujhe lagta hai ki Kaka yahan RISHTON ke saath kuchhkhilwadd sa kar ge sain..;) :D ..aur Mr.Rupendraa ne sahi farmaya ki Mahans ko Lugaai bataya gaya hai....lagey kaka neend mai likhgey yo chutkala sa:p :p:D
 
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