Merra Issa Ji Kre Se

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devdahiya

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Mera issa ji kre se jannu te:

1] Sarre machchhran mha ke golli kadhh dyun............bhai jab kattein sein na jab dard kassutta karren se,ar jatte-2 malariya ka roongga de jyan sein.

2] Sarre jattan ne minister banna dyun......................bhai re ke sahaj ka saang ho,dhartti nein katti todd dein ge.

3] Sarri taiyan ne ghaghree prah ke ek be jahaj mein bathha dyun...........bhai re air hostess chammolle sunn-2 mar jyangi.

4] sarre tauaan ne tehsildar la dyun............................bhai re jamin ki registry nahin honn dengge.

5] Delhi airport tein appne gaam tahin air condition bus service[5 minute ki service] sarru kra dyun................................................bhai re gaam aalle nyun kehnge.......................ak chhora ho te issa ho,na te sussarra hottein mar jya.

6] Saarri bahoowan ke ghoonghat khulwa dyun................bhai re darr bhi lagge se kadde tau harr marr latthhan dehi ne na todd dein.

7] Appne saare gaam ne ek be mumbai dikha dyun.............bhai re marine drive pe sarre bhar-2 lotte sitt piwen jab dekhan ka sawad kassutta aa jya.
 
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bhot badhiya

Dahiya Sir,

Bhot Badhiya jee karai sai aapka :) :)

chalo jee nai to kaam laye raakho :) aur dekhi jaagi :)
 
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Isa ji kare se ke "Tandulkar's" ke restaurant main KACHRII ki CHATTNEE, BATHUEY KA RAAYTA aur BAAJREY ki ROTI MENU main add kara doon ...
Fer Devenderji Roj udehey bethya pawey ;) ;)


Ya kisi rahi ;) :)

Stay Tuned
Uday

kulwant said:
Dahiya Sir,

Bhot Badhiya jee karai sai aapka :) :)

chalo jee nai to kaam laye raakho :) aur dekhi jaagi :)
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Katti Aandi

Bhai Uday...........YA KATTI AANDDI RAHI.........BOHOT-e NIRALLI BAAT. Ar uss ka wo restaurant bhi mere ghar tein 200 meter pe se...........PHER KACHAREE YADD DIVADI BHAI..............???? :D :confused:
 
devdahiya said:
Mera issa ji kre se jannu te:

1] Sarre machchhran mha ke golli kadhh dyun............bhai jab kattein sein na jab dard kassutta karren se,ar jatte-2 malariya ka roongga de jyan sein.

2] Sarre jattan ne minister banna dyun......................bhai re ke sahaj ka saang ho,dhartti nein katti todd dein ge.

3] Sarri taiyan ne ghaghree prah ke ek be jahaj mein bathha dyun...........bhai re air hostess chammolle sunn-2 mar jyangi.

4] sarre tauaan ne tehsildar la dyun............................bhai re jamin ki registry nahin honn dengge.

5] Delhi airport tein appne gaam tahin air condition bus service[5 minute ki service] sarru kra dyun................................................bhai re gaam aalle nyun kehnge.......................ak chhora ho te issa ho,na te sussarra hottein mar jya.

6] Saarri bahoowan ke ghoonghat khulwa dyun................bhai re darr bhi lagge se kadde tau harr marr latthhan dehi ne na todd dein.

7] Appne saare gaam ne ek be mumbai dikha dyun.............bhai re marine drive pe sarre bhar-2 lotte sitt piwen jab dekhan ka sawad kassutta aa jya.
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Dahiya saahab,
Bahut acchha dil karta hai apka, really nice to laugh.

Ab to mera bhi DIL CHAHTA HAI:

1. Saarey netaaon ko Swiss Bank ke locker mein jama karwa doon ..........
....................................................na rahega baans, na bajegi bansuri.
2. Saarey Jaaton ko ek din ikattha karke, ladney ki khuli chhutti de doon...
...........................................kam se kam, aagey se to pyar se rahenge.
3. Australia, England aur America ko apne desh mein laa kar basaa doon....
................................phir hamare bhai-behan to humse nahin bichdenge.
4. Saarey samudra ke paani ko meetha kar doon..........................kam se kam people, states aur countries mein paani ke liye to jahgdaa nahi hogaa.

Thinking............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shailendra
 
Mera ta isaa Jee kara sa
Purey World ma Haryanavi bolna compelsory karwa doo................. Soch ka dekho jab Bush aapney bahu na kaha ga. "Suna sa Ke Ek Baajrey ke Roti Sek la Chulhey pa Taawley se.".

Haryanavi Music na Famous karwa doo, White house ma Ragni Competition karwa doon. Chandrawal na Oscar award Diwa doo.

Jatland na Yahoo, Rediff se bhey jayada famous karwa doo.

England ka Pardhanmantri Tau na bana doo.

Bus ebb saarey a jee ke boojho gey. Itney hoja wa thodey sa. :)
 
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