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dosto....... yaa ek school ke tame ki baat sii yaad aagi thi............. te sochaa tamne bhi btaa duu........

EK 3 janne(American, Indian(jat), Japani) aapne aapne desh ki khoob badaii karan laag jyaa sain... akk mhaare desh ne itni tarrakki kar li.......... blah blah..... ........

Sabse pahle American........ bolyaa... mhaare desh .... jahaj(aeroplane) itni uppar ke uddein sein..... akk udti aanna AASMAAN ke bhidd jaa sei......TE Donu boley hhuuuuuuuu nu kyukar ke sake sai...... aasmaan ke bhide paache kyukar chalenge.... te American Bolyaa.. 2 aangal niche laa lyo..
JAPANI....... mhare desh.. mhare desh me.. RAIL (train) itni tejj bhaje sein... aak Jameen te uppar hawa me chalyaa kare...... dusrey donu boly..... haaann nu kyukar ho sake sai...... te JAPANI bolyaa. thoda saa niche laa lyo jibb....... donuaa ne kah dii theek.......

INDIAN ..... JO THAA AAPNE JISSA JAT........thodi aan taii soch me baithaa raya...akk susre donu ke donu..... ghani hawa banage...........thodi aan me JAT bolyaa........ mhare desh .... mhare desh....... LOGG BAAGG (PPL) .... NAAK te khana khave sain............. donu hairaan...... boley nu kykar...... te JAT BOLYA...... THODA SAA TALLE LAA LYO JAB.............
 
ram6april said:
dosto....... yaa ek school ke tame ki baat sii yaad aagi thi............. te sochaa tamne bhi btaa duu........

EK 3 janne(American, Indian(jat), Japani) aapne aapne desh ki khoob badaii karan laag jyaa sain... akk mhaare desh ne itni tarrakki kar li.......... blah blah..... ........

Sabse pahle American........ bolyaa... mhaare desh .... jahaj(aeroplane) itni uppar ke uddein sein..... akk udti aanna AASMAAN ke bhidd jaa sei......TE Donu boley hhuuuuuuuu nu kyukar ke sake sai...... aasmaan ke bhide paache kyukar chalenge.... te American Bolyaa.. 2 aangal niche laa lyo..
JAPANI....... mhare desh.. mhare desh me.. RAIL (train) itni tejj bhaje sein... aak Jameen te uppar hawa me chalyaa kare...... dusrey donu boly..... haaann nu kyukar ho sake sai...... te JAPANI bolyaa. thoda saa niche laa lyo jibb....... donuaa ne kah dii theek.......

INDIAN ..... JO THAA AAPNE JISSA JAT........thodi aan taii soch me baithaa raya...akk susre donu ke donu..... ghani hawa banage...........thodi aan me JAT bolyaa........ mhare desh .... mhare desh....... LOGG BAAGG (PPL) .... NAAK te khana khave sain............. donu hairaan...... boley nu kykar...... te JAT BOLYA...... THODA SAA TALLE LAA LYO JAB.............
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hahahahahahahahahhahahham

acha tha bhai lage raho
 
Ramey....Bhai we 2-3 kubaddhi aake bataveingey....:p :p Keshu/Bikas arr Rupi akk kitni uppar laani sai arr kitni talley....ghana badhiya tha....;) :) chokha tanne mahrey jissa Jat likh diya na tai talla pakka laagta iss kai:D :D
 
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ram6april said:
dosto....... yaa ek school ke tame ki baat sii yaad aagi thi............. te sochaa tamne bhi btaa duu........

EK 3 janne(American, Indian(jat), Japani) aapne aapne desh ki khoob badaii karan laag jyaa sain... akk mhaare desh ne itni tarrakki kar li.......... blah blah..... ........

Sabse pahle American........ bolyaa... mhaare desh .... jahaj(aeroplane) itni uppar ke uddein sein..... akk udti aanna AASMAAN ke bhidd jaa sei......TE Donu boley hhuuuuuuuu nu kyukar ke sake sai...... aasmaan ke bhide paache kyukar chalenge.... te American Bolyaa.. 2 aangal niche laa lyo..
JAPANI....... mhare desh.. mhare desh me.. RAIL (train) itni tejj bhaje sein... aak Jameen te uppar hawa me chalyaa kare...... dusrey donu boly..... haaann nu kyukar ho sake sai...... te JAPANI bolyaa. thoda saa niche laa lyo jibb....... donuaa ne kah dii theek.......

INDIAN ..... JO THAA AAPNE JISSA JAT........thodi aan taii soch me baithaa raya...akk susre donu ke donu..... ghani hawa banage...........thodi aan me JAT bolyaa........ mhare desh .... mhare desh....... LOGG BAAGG (PPL) .... NAAK te khana khave sain............. donu hairaan...... boley nu kykar...... te JAT BOLYA...... THODA SAA TALLE LAA LYO JAB.............
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blyaaa tu nahi maanyaa khagadd.........hahahhahahaha:p

ree uu ke champak type kaam kar diyaa........isse isse chothi main maarya karte aapaan..........kilkii@aapaan:eek::D:D

arr blyaa uu maada hi neechee laa liyaa inn ney naa tee ke karta jee we naa laamtee teey.......hahahahahaha:eek::D:D

parr bhai raamee kull milla key theek rahyaa tera uu saudaa......... blyaa u theek e thaa............kilkii pe kilkii@blyaa:D:D:D
 
ooooooooooo....... champak ke pujariiii

ratheetheraist said:
blyaaa tu nahi maanyaa khagadd.........hahahhahahaha:p

ree uu ke champak type kaam kar diyaa........isse isse chothi main maarya karte aapaan..........kilkii@aapaan:eek::D:D

arr blyaa uu maada hi neechee laa liyaa inn ney naa tee ke karta jee we naa laamtee teey.......hahahahahaha:eek::D:D

parr bhai raamee kull milla key theek rahyaa tera uu saudaa......... blyaa u theek e thaa............kilkii pe kilkii@blyaa:D:D:D
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aarre oo uut balyuuuuuuuu........... ghana blyaa blyaa naa karyaa kar.......... aar ek or baat killki thodi sii sehj sehj maaryaa kar....... aade taii aave sai tere ruuke......... arr tu bhi ibb maada saa neeche laa liye........... ann de killkii.......... PREM KE KUYE AALLII........ hahahahahahaha @ killki prem ke kuye aalii...........
 
blyaa bhai chutkale sunate raha karo......... daftar me afsaraan ne naak me dam kar rakha se. kade va file dikha kade va. thare chutkale padhke tensan thodi se kam hojya se blyaaaaaa
 
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ram6april said:
dosto....... yaa ek school ke tame ki baat sii yaad aagi thi............. te sochaa tamne bhi btaa duu........
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oooooooooooooooooooooo kungarr............... blyaa yaa baat teey main miss ee kar gyaa thaa khaagadd terii......kilkii @ blyaa.........:D:D

tu kadd si shkool main chalya gyaa jhakoii.......... tu nirii takhti lee keey mhensaan neey haankya kata padhaai ke tamee pee...... arr unkkeey chotthhaan main dikkdeey goyaa karta ooottaannn taaii akk blyaa meraa haii koiii nahi lee jaagaa.......hahahahahahhaahahha ............. arr jee koi lee jaataa tee tuu uskkee SHAR MAIN TAKKHTI MAARR KEE LAHOO PEE JAYA KARTA.................
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hahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahah............ marr gee reee............. kissi baat kehwaa lii kasaai ney tadkii tadkii.......hahahahaha:D:D:D

aaya saii skool ki baat aalaa:eek::eek:.......... susraa khuppati !!!!:p:p:p
 
blyaaa bhai mahare bhi skool ki ek baat yaad aagyi. baaat se jab hum primary skool me the. ek baar skool me inspection aale aage. classs me master bolya ak saare kubaddi balak kati pachhe ne baith jao aarr jo ve puchhe sirf hoshiar se balak hi jawab diyo arrr SUNDAL (class ka ek nira thoonth aarrr kubadhi balak) l tu kati mat boliye. inspector bolya ke bachho batao bharat ki rajdhani ka ke naam se. balkan ne hath khade kar liye batavan ki taai. Sundal sabte pache baitha tha. sawal puchhte hi sundal apni lane chhod ke lenaa ke bich me aagya arr hath ne kati khada kar rya arr kati kasuta utavla horya batavan ne. usne sochi neu karane te inspector sochega ke isne te bera hoga. per inspector ne use te hi kahi haan bhai to bol. Sundal te nira sundal tha, itna kahte he uske te honsh ud ge. bolya jee BAHADARGARH.................:D
 
Choth mai dikaddey...hahahahahahahahaha....bohot ghana experience le rey so aap Vikki Rathee Ji:p :p :D ;)
ratheetheraist said:
oooooooooooooooooooooo kungarr............... blyaa yaa baat teey main miss ee kar gyaa thaa khaagadd terii......kilkii @ blyaa.........:D:D

tu kadd si shkool main chalya gyaa jhakoii.......... tu nirii takhti lee keey mhensaan neey haankya kata padhaai ke tamee pee...... arr unkkeey chotthhaan main dikkdeey goyaa karta ooottaannn taaii akk blyaa meraa haii koiii nahi lee jaagaa.......hahahahahahhaahahha .............
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virender1976 said:
blyaaa bhai mahare bhi skool ki ek baat yaad aagyi. baaat se jab hum primary skool me the. ek baar skool me inspection aale aage. classs me master bolya ak saare kubaddi balak kati pachhe ne baith jao aarr jo ve puchhe sirf hoshiar se balak hi jawab diyo arrr SUNDAL (class ka ek nira thoonth aarrr kubadhi balak) l tu kati mat boliye. inspector bolya ke bachho batao bharat ki rajdhani ka ke naam se. balkan ne hath khade kar liye batavan ki taai. Sundal sabte pache baitha tha. sawal puchhte hi sundal apni lane chhod ke lenaa ke bich me aagya arr hath ne kati khada kar rya arr kati kasuta utavla horya batavan ne. usne sochi neu karane te inspector sochega ke isne te bera hoga. per inspector ne use te hi kahi haan bhai to bol. Sundal te nira sundal tha, itna kahte he uske te honsh ud ge. bolya jee BAHADARGARH.................:D
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mai jaatland me naya aaya hooon isliye meri baat pe kisi ne dhyan na diya lage se :( :( :(
 
Virender...nyu na jee chhota karya kartey....bas nyu manu sukar Sundlu nai Mundhela Kalan na batayi Rajhdhani:D :) :p
virender1976 said:
mai jaatland me naya aaya hooon isliye meri baat pe kisi ne dhyan na diya lage se :( :( :(
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hahahahha:D :D :D ahaha :D
bahut badiya virender, pehla vala joke to translated tha lakinbteri kati original sai, kati desi
maja aa gaya bhai
meanwhile you are heartly welcome to jatland


virender1976 said:
blyaaa bhai mahare bhi skool ki ek baat yaad aagyi. baaat se jab hum primary skool me the. ek baar skool me inspection aale aage. classs me master bolya ak saare kubaddi balak kati pachhe ne baith jao aarr jo ve puchhe sirf hoshiar se balak hi jawab diyo arrr SUNDAL (class ka ek nira thoonth aarrr kubadhi balak) l tu kati mat boliye. inspector bolya ke bachho batao bharat ki rajdhani ka ke naam se. balkan ne hath khade kar liye batavan ki taai. Sundal sabte pache baitha tha. sawal puchhte hi sundal apni lane chhod ke lenaa ke bich me aagya arr hath ne kati khada kar rya arr kati kasuta utavla horya batavan ne. usne sochi neu karane te inspector sochega ke isne te bera hoga. per inspector ne use te hi kahi haan bhai to bol. Sundal te nira sundal tha, itna kahte he uske te honsh ud ge. bolya jee BAHADARGARH.................:D
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sandeepsomu said:
hahahahha:D :D :D ahaha :D
bahut badiya virender, pehla vala joke to translated tha lakinbteri kati original sai, kati desi
maja aa gaya bhai
meanwhile you are heartly welcome to jatland
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dhanyavaad Sandeep bhai
 
sunitahooda said:
Virender...nyu na jee chhota karya kartey....bas nyu manu sukar Sundlu nai Mundhela Kalan na batayi Rajhdhani:D :) :p
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eee chhhoooori tane nahi bera Mundhela Kalan Delhi ki rajdhani se.
:D :D :p thari GK te kati kamjor lage se........:D :D :) :p
 
:D bhaio ik bar ki baat hai ik bamen .ik baniya ,ik rajput or ik jat ,,ik dhabein pe khana kha rahe the to moka dekh rajput bolya bamen se k

:mad: beta dhang main rahio dhang main hamare yahan baat pe hi maar dein

baman abola theek hai thakur saab

phir rajput ja phuncha bani dhore or bolya

:mad: dhang main rahoi mhare yahan baat pe hi maar dein hain

baniya bola theek a saab


:cool: phir rajput ja phuncha JAAT dhore ar usne ghoor ghoor dekhan lagya
or kuch bolne ko hua itna main hi jat ne ghuma k diya ik rahpta or bolya mhare yahan bin baat bhi maar dein hain:D :eek:
 
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