Microsoft windows source code.

[manish_tomer]

Microsoft windows source code.
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: DESI(tm)
Projected release-date: Winter 2000
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main() {
while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if(first_time_installation) {
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_s...w_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if(still_not_crashed) {
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if(detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if(fast_cpu()) {
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");


if(system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
}