Monthly Report of a Software Engineer in B'bay

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Bank Balance
First Week: 10000
Second Week: 1000
Third Week: 100
Fourth week: 10

Conveyance
First Week: Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week: Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week: Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week: Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week: Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week: Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week: Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week: "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week: Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week: Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week: Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week: Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Boozing
First Week: "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!"
Second Week: "Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Lonawala."
Third Week: "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
Fourth week: "Drinking is injurious to health."
 
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