Mooch.....

[jitendershooda]

Ek bhai ne jib meri moochyan pe aapatti darj karai te ....Moochyan pe baat yaad aagi ....

1. Ek be ek ke laambi laambi mooch thi ...cycle pe ja tha gaam me ....er cycle kime thodi aave thi chalani ....sikhtad tha ..

Gaam tahi te le aya kukare .. Er sikhtad aadmi tej pelya kare na aati ho jib ...

Mod pe ek tae ja thi ...pher ke tha balance bigad gya er POOOO DEEE cycle taae mein ....

Aaaaareeeee….. JAE ROE ....AANPUTE DHEDH ..... Itni laambi laambi mooch le rahya er cycle chalani na aati .....

Wo bichara aur te ke kahe tha ....bhunda sa muh bana ke .... Nu bolya .....

"REEEEE TAAAAEEEE MOOCHYAN MEIN KE BREAK LAAG RAHI HEIN "



2. Er ek be ek tau ke bhi aachi gabhru gabhru mooch thi ..... Tadkae tadak chah ( tea ) peen lag rahya tha ... Er dhore khat pe uska chota sa pota lot rahya tha… er ron lag rahya bhundi dhalan .... Sare gaam ne kattha karan ne ho rahya ...

Ek ja tha oot sa balak nu bolya tau tene saram nahi aai ekla ekla chah peen lag rhaya.... er yo balak rove ...isne bhi pya de chah ...

Tau bolya bhai ispe ke glass ke muh laya ja hai ....

Wo oot kahe hai ....

"TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"

Ha ha

( sorry for those who donot get some deep words of haryanvi, queries are welcome )

 

[sjakhars]

Moonch jat ki pichan

Bahut badhia Hooda saab.
Maja aa gaya.

 

[shwetashokeen]

hahahaha........kasute joke the donu......

 

[suniljakhar]

yar aajkal to teri muchh nahi deekhti...kadae gyee...

or koae photo nahi tha tarae dhorae adah lagan khatar...

 

[dahiyasaab]

yar aajkal to teri muchh nahi deekhti...kadae gyee...

or koae photo nahi tha tarae dhorae adah lagan khatar...

kyun bhai chore k photu mein k burayi se,
nd lage se, hooda bhai kati gadh raha se photu mein,
janu chori aala teh dekhaan tahi khichva rakhya se !

 

[radhikachhillar]

good

Jitender..bahut acha hai aapka chutkula.

 

[radhikachhillar]

it is bad

yar aajkal to teri muchh nahi deekhti...kadae gyee...

or koae photo nahi tha tarae dhorae adah lagan khatar...

really bad it is.

 

[parmod]

hooda bhai mast chutkala thaa.........keep it up.....

 

[anilsangwan]

Bahi bahoot badhiya Joke....Gyaan sa aa gyaa!

Sunil bhai : yoh Moochhan ka k rola sei ?

 

[malikmca]

chala paad diya bhai hooda sahab....doosre joke main kati bighan bitha rakha hai.....good keep posting such jokes....

 

[dalal_ravi]

good one

rather too good(i mean two)

 

[jitendershooda]

kyun bhai chore k photu mein k burayi se,
nd lage se, hooda bhai kati gadh raha se photu mein,
janu chori aala teh dekhaan tahi khichva rakhya se !

ha ha na re dahiya nu te sunil theek kahe hai aajkal moochyan ne kime ghat pasand karen hein ... chori aala te dikhe door te e ram ram kar dega .... er chori kade chilli maar ke bhaj le ... ha ha

bahut bahut dhanyavad bhaiyo ..... bahut khusi hui ek bhaiyan ne chutkule pasand aaye ....

 

[pammusangwan]

maraud MOCCHYAN ki

bhai JITU JOKE bahut badhiya tha arr ya duniya tau nyoon-e kahey jaya karey MOOCHYAN ki MARAUD tau isiye hoya karey ak DUNIYA dekh K ney ZALEY ja arr kooch kar na sakti......
(No offence to any one)

thnx bhai

 

[sandydalal]

wah

Ek bhai ne jib meri moochyan pe aapatti darj karai te ....Moochyan pe baat yaad aagi ....

1. Ek be ek ke laambi laambi mooch thi ...cycle pe ja tha gaam me ....er cycle kime thodi aave thi chalani ....sikhtad tha ..

Gaam tahi te le aya kukare .. Er sikhtad aadmi tej pelya kare na aati ho jib ...

Mod pe ek tae ja thi ...pher ke tha balance bigad gya er POOOO DEEE cycle taae mein ....

Aaaaareeeee….. JAE ROE ....AANPUTE DHEDH ..... Itni laambi laambi mooch le rahya er cycle chalani na aati .....

Wo bichara aur te ke kahe tha ....bhunda sa muh bana ke .... Nu bolya .....

"REEEEE TAAAAEEEE MOOCHYAN MEIN KE BREAK LAAG RAHI HEIN "



2. Er ek be ek tau ke bhi aachi gabhru gabhru mooch thi ..... Tadkae tadak chah ( tea ) peen lag rahya tha ... Er dhore khat pe uska chota sa pota lot rahya tha… er ron lag rahya bhundi dhalan .... Sare gaam ne kattha karan ne ho rahya ...

Ek ja tha oot sa balak nu bolya tau tene saram nahi aai ekla ekla chah peen lag rhaya.... er yo balak rove ...isne bhi pya de chah ...

Tau bolya bhai ispe ke glass ke muh laya ja hai ....

Wo oot kahe hai ....

"TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"

Ha ha

( sorry for those who donot get some deep words of haryanvi, queries are welcome )

wah Hooda sahib maja aa gaya
carry on such good jokes

 

[cooljat]

Moonch hot to ....

bhai logon,
moonche hot to hooda jaise ya na ho
apki munche ghee pee pee kar badi tagdi ho gayi hai!
keep them fit

rock on,
Jit

 

[virendernarwal]

wah teri moooooch

 

[dahiyasaab]

Mooooooooooooooooooch !!!

wah teri moooooch

kimmey batao bhai moocha ka fashion log kyun fail karn ho rey se,
jaat aer moooochaaaan ka teh purana rishta se !
aer woh kahva kare na

Bavlibooch tere dhadi na mooooooch !​

 

[sumitsehrawat]

"TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"

bohot badiya Hooda Shaaaaabhh.

ek din time likaad kai saath baithenge. jib padhan main itni hasi aawe se tai bhai sunnan main teh chaaaley hey paad jaaange. aaap bas tyaaar kar kai rakho.


$umit

 

[suniljakhar]

arae yar Anil, yo Hooda hae na, yo koa dan marae dhorae raya thaa Gurgaomae mae..arae bhai eb tae yo jama chikna ho rya sae...arrre jae na vishwas hota ho to es dhorae buj k dekh lao..

bhai aajkal yo chhora bagad liya...Banglore ki hava lag gi ...

Hanuman bachavae bhai Jitu nae...

Yar Dahiya, yae muchh-dadi to ghar ki kheti sae,,,ji kara jabae bo layan gae...kunsa khad gaerna paedaga !!​

 

[devdahiya]

Good joke Jitu

Fandoo joke tha bhai. Damn good Jitu! Lage raho.