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keshavdahiya said:
bhaai Anil S , ye Jacketii sii dede manne

main bhi maada style maar loonga :D :p
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jaaaa naaa tu ! naa dyun kati bhi ....

jyaada itna sai haade , tu oode west caost pe jee saa maar rahya ar ibb tai california mein aag bhi bal rahi sai , jai seelak lage to sek liyo haath se !:p
main na dyun ya jaacket :mad::D

ritu said:
name-ritu sehrawat
maiden name-ritu tomar
pihar-sunput
susrad-guddgama
work exp-gobar batorne te lake tasle ki hail sar pe dhar ke seedia(lakdi aali)te chaat tak le jaake gobbar thepaddi er golle bana raakhe se.khet me kassi te leke khurpa daratti sab istemal kar raakhe hai.shaani er khal bhen te leke gandaase me barsham kaat raakhi hai.ha er dudh haare me tata karan te leke gossa me tikade bana raakhe hai er chulhe me roti.nachan gaan me te geeta me mhaare gahar hi sabte pahla bulava aaya karta ek os vijje ki chorri n jarur bulayio na te raunk si na laage.nirre batashe er bakkli kha rakhi hai geeta ki.er ha pudde er gulgule khub badiya banliya karu er baajre ki roti er churma.
ha aur thosse dikha dikha ke ladna bhi avve hai mane.

i hope mera farm late nahi hoya hoga.
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ho ho ho ho :rock

u rock , my vote for u !! :rock
 
thanks deshwal ji.vaise inme koi khas baat nahi thi.gaama me saari jatni ye kaam kare hai.but I am so proud of the fact ki..mane bhi ye saare kam kar raakhe hai
spdeshwal said:
Great meritorious credentials Ritu ji!
My vote goes to You!


Cheers!
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Dear Jatlanders,

Looking at participants enthusiasm Last date has been removed from now on.Those who will be coming anytime can join parallaly..
So No issues regarding last date as of now.

Bhai Ladko...tum sirf bolne ke ho..Sare kah rahe ho ki Mai isliye participate nahi kar raha ki fir competition khatam ho jayega..Ufff...Thoda neeche aao..Kisi ne bhi ab tak dhansu Introduction nahi likha...Tum log to bhai females se bhi jyada darpok ho...Come on Gabrus!!

Thanks Ritu n Pragya...It wud be a motivation for other females.

JIT n all form phobics @ Aur koi form nahi bharna...Write abt yourself in best way...in your own desi language....Lets it flow from heart..

@Audiences: No Voting as of now in initial rounds.:D

Participants till now..

Males:
Suneel Chaudhary
SS Goyat
Amit Dabas
Sandeep Goyat
Jit
Cool Engineer Tej Veer

Females:
Sunita Hooda
Pragya Singh
Ritu Sherawat


Apna apna introduction 'andy' tarike se likho jaise Sunita or Ritu ne likha hai.

Cheers!!
 
Here goes my faarum cum mini auto biography


--baalakpan main maine kanche,bitti banda,maaram pitti ,peethu err bijjo
bandari etc etc sab dhal ke khel khele hain..
teejan par paatdi par khada hokar sabse unchi peeng bhi badhai hai
gharna roj kisse na kisse ka uulhana aaya rehya karta..


--skool er college main bahut ullbaad kari..holi ke bahane jin balkann
ghelya nahi bana karti unke sabke kolde pyaa karte:thappad..err essi
chakron main skool err collge t kahi baar suspend bhi hona pada..


--sport ki baat karo to sare khel badiya tariya khlene aate hain especialy
basketball and ghusand payam(boxing).:boxing

--rohtak aali JLN nahar ke pul(bridge)l ke uppar t khub daank maari hain
err sharat laga kara kar ek seedh main wa nahar kayi baar paar bhi kari
hai.
ek baar nuye hi sharat laga kar 1 kilo taya aud desi ghee pee gaya
tha..wa alag baat hai ek baad main kayi din daston ka zor raha tha:D


--kheton main bhi khub kassi bhaja rakhi hai..raat ke paani ke oosre par
jana,doli baanna,eenkh(sugarcane) nalana se lekar dhaanan(rice) main
ghaadul karna etc sab kaam badiya tariya kar rakhe hain


--ghar ke kaam jukar gandasse pherna,shani bhena,hukka bharna,apne
balud(oxen) pe khanagariya karan ki machine bhi pher rakhi hain..
paali ban k bhains ki chara rakhi hain.
baki bhains nayi karan le jana..byaavana eer pher uski zer kaadun aale
suggley kaam bhi karen hain...


--jhoota baggi,raihdaa ,tractor se lekar apne mama ka 14 tyra aala
truck bhi chala rakhya hai..:p


--rookhan(tress) par chud kar khub kachi aambi err jaamun bhi kha rakhyi
hain.;)

--gharney chinaai ke tem par masala banana rakhya hai..oobran(store)
main safedi karan ki paractice bhi kar rakhyi hai


--doomaan ki tariya naachna to nahi aata pher bhi byah shaddi main
haath paan hila kiya karun:rock

--doosran ke roole main bud kar apne haad godde bhi fudwaa rakhye hain
aur auran ke sur bhi fodd rakhye hain


--bumbai ke beach par firangeeyon ki jattu main class bhi le rakhyi hain.;)


--dufter main friday ko dholla kurta pajama err jutti gaad kaar chala jaya
karun err sari hana JL chaupal ki leeli screen open rehen ke karan mere
project manager hamesha maine mr. jatland boy kah kar bulata hai.:p


Mere khyal t next round main qualify hon taahi etna kafi hai..baki kaarnaame aagle round main suna dunga.:rolleyes:

DISCLAIMER:The above informationis 16 aane sachi err eska kisi bhi jaat bhai ki zindagi se nata hona bahut aam baat hai..I alwaz belev ki zindagi ek bar milti hai jo bhi karna hai es main karlo nahi to baat main pacstaava reh jaga.:)

Tejveer

 
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-baalakpan main maine ganche,bitti banda,maaram pitti ,peethu err bijjo
bandari etc etc sab dhal ke khel khele hain..
teejan par paatdi par khada hokar sabse unchi peeng bhi badhai hai
gharna roj kisse na kisse ka uulhana aaya rehya karta..


--skool er college main bahut ullbaad kari..holi ke bahane jin balkann
ghelya nahi bana karti unke sabke kolde pyaa karte..err essi
chakron main skool err collge t kahi baar suspend bhi hona pada..


--sport ki baat karo to sare khel badiya tariya khlene aate hain especialy
basketball and ghusand payam(boxing).

--rohtak aali JLN nahar ke pul(bridge)l ke uppar t khub daank maari hain
err sharat laga kara kar ek seedh main wa nahar kayi baar paar bhi kari
hai.
ek baar nuye hi sharat laga kar 1 kilo taya aud desi ghee pee gaya
tha..wa alag baat hai ek baad main kayi din daston ka zor raha tha


--kheton main bhi khub kassi bhaja rakhi hai..raat ke paani ke oosre par
jana,doli baanna,eenkh(sugarcane) nalana se lekar dhaanan(rice) main
ghaadul karna etc sab kaam badiya tariya kar rakhe hain


--ghar ke kaam jukar gandasse pherna,shani bhena,hukka bharna,apne
balud(oxen) pe khanagariya karan ki machine bhi pher rakhi hain..
paali ban k bhains ki chara rakhi hain.
baki bhains nayi karan le jana..byaavana eer pher uski zer kaadun aale
suggley kaam bhi karen hain...


--jhoota baggi,raihdaa ,tractor se lekar apne mama ka 14 tyra aala
truck bhi chala rakhya hai..


--rookhan(tress) par chud kar khub kachi aambi err jaamun bhi kha rakhyi
hain.

--gharney chinaai ke tem par masala banana rakhya hai..oobran(store)
main safedi karan ki paractice bhi kar rakhyi hai


--doomaan ki tariya naachna to nahi aata pher bhi byah shaddi main
haath paan hila kiya karun

--doosran ke roole main bud kar apne haad godde bhi fudwaa rakhye hain
aur auran ke sur bhi fodd rakhye hain


--bumbai ke beach par firangeeyon ki jattu main class bhi le rakhyi hain.


--dufter main friday ko dholla kurta pajama err jutti gaad kaar chala jaya
karun err sari hana JL chaupal ki leeli screen open rehen ke karan mere
project manager hamesha maine mr. jatland boy kah kar bulata hai.


Mere khyal t next round main qualify hon taahi etna kafi hai..baki kaarnaame aagle round main suna dunga.

DISCLAIMER:The above informationis 16 aane sachi err eska kisi bhi jaat bhai ki zindagi se nata hona bahut aam baat hai..I alwaz belev ki zindagi ek bar milti hai jo bhi karna hai es main karlo nahi to baat main pacstaava reh jaga.


bhai u kati jaatan aala kaam hai.... copy & paste bhai tejveer taney meri samsya hal kar di... mein kai dina tan sochun tha ki farm kyukar bharun.. eb bhar diya...

bhaiyon jaida se jaida vote mujhey dekar vijayi banao....

keval thara jat bhai

Amarjeet Siwach
 
haha gud one
wasie jat kab t copy paste main belev karan laage..:confused::tamatar
siwach2767 said:
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bhai u kati jaatan aala kaam hai.... copy & paste bhai tejveer taney meri samsya hal kar di... mein kai dina tan sochun tha ki farm kyukar bharun.. eb bhar diya...

bhaiyon jaida se jaida vote mujhey dekar vijayi banao....

keval thara jat bhai

Amarjeet Siwach
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Bhai Samar,

I wonder what to write here n how to describe myself :rolleyes: Well, nowdays am working on my autobiography and title of that very book is -

'The Yogi Who Luved Beer!' :cool:

Let me complete it, I bet this very book will describe me in the best possible way!! ;)

Enough for nw, Huhh ... I need a Drink! :)


Rock on
Jit



Samarkadian said:
JIT n all form phobics @ Aur koi form nahi bharna...Write abt yourself in best way...in your own desi language....Lets it flow from heart..

Cheers!!
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Well last time I was amused to such an extent when Steven Gerrard announced his autobiography. Arey bhai jee to lo pehlam ....doodh ke daant toote nahi ar chaal diye auto-bio likhan... Datt jao .... pehlam bade to ho lo ...fer likna.... ar usme Oont Chalisa bhi honi chhaiye.... [:)]!

Pls maan lo meri baat ..... nahi to aisa na ho ki 2020 me aapke bacche apni auto-bio ar falhaana dhimaaka likh de...8-9 saal ki umar me hi... aane waale yug ka bhi khyaal kar lo... :)!

cooljat said:
Bhai Samar,

I wonder what to write here n how to describe myself :rolleyes: Well, nowdays am working on my autobiography and title of that very book is -

'The Yogi Who Luved Beer!' :cool:

Let me complete it, I bet this very book will describe me in the best possible way!! ;)

Enough for nw, Huhh ... I need a Drink! :)


Rock on
Jit
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Miss & mr jatland

Sabne meri Ram-Ram,
Mera naam preety se or mai byahi-thyahi su.Mai 30 saal ki su.maine yo miss arr mr jatland aala saang dekhya arr maine bera patya ak mr ghane se or miss kam se tai maine bhi sochi ak mai bhi isme apna naam likhwa lu.ib mai nue bhi bata du su ak mai pakki/asli jatni kukar su...........


mai dilli me Dwarka me rahu su or udde bhi bhains rakhu su.apni bhains ne building me sabte niche aale ke chote se garden me bandhya karu ar iske badle me donu time un tai thoda dudh or tadkai sheet de diya karu.

building ki sabte upper aali chhaat pe gosse pathya karu or gobbar ki hail ne lift me le ke jaaya karu.koi batti naak sikode te usne pyar te upper le jya ke usse pe gosse pathwa diya karu.koi ghana bole te muh paache kholya karu ar rahpta pahlya maara karu.or koi kitni bhi angreji bol le mai te apni theth jatu mai e bolya karu.vo maine angreji sikhave na sikhave par mai usne jattu jarur sikha diya karu.

24 ghante apne muh pe te dhaata(ghunghat) nahi hatan diya karu.or koi meri saasu ne aunti kah de te usne isa kar diya karu ak vo fer usne TAAYI kahe bina na bole.maine apni saasu pure sector me TAAYI ke naam te parsidh kar rakhi se.or maine jataniya aali saari gaali aave se.or bhi ghani baat se mere me jataniya aali par ke-ke bataun.ib te itni e bhateri or fer jarut padegi te bata dungi.....................

ib bera patya asli/pakki jatni ka matbal???
asli/pakki jatni = puri dadagiri

or Samar ib mera naam likh liye apne is contest me achha.........:rock
 
preety said:
Sabne meri Ram-Ram,
Mera naam preety se or mai byahi-thyahi su.Mai 30 saal ki su.maine yo miss arr mr jatland aala saang dekhya arr maine bera patya ak mr ghane se or miss kam se tai maine bhi sochi ak mai bhi isme apna naam likhwa lu.ib mai nue bhi bata du su ak mai pakki/asli jatni kukar su...........

mai dilli me Dwarka me rahu su or udde bhi bhains rakhu su.apni bhains ne building me sabte niche aale ke chote se garden me bandhya karu ar iske badle me donu time un tai thoda dudh or tadkai sheet de diya karu.

building ki sabte upper aali chhaat pe gosse pathya karu or gobbar ki hail ne lift me le ke jaaya karu.koi batti naak sikode te usne pyar te upper le jya ke usse pe gosse pathwa diya karu.koi ghana bole te muh paache kholya karu ar rahpta pahlya maara karu.or koi kitni bhi angreji bol le mai te apni theth jatu mai e bolya karu.vo maine angreji sikhave na sikhave par mai usne jattu jarur sikha diya karu.

24 ghante apne muh pe te dhaata(ghunghat) nahi hatan diya karu.or koi meri saasu ne aunti kah de te usne isa kar diya karu ak vo fer usne TAAYI kahe bina na bole.maine apni saasu pure sector me TAAYI ke naam te parsidh kar rakhi se.or maine jataniya aali saari gaali aave se.or bhi ghani baat se mere me jataniya aali par ke-ke bataun.ib te itni e bhateri or fer jarut padegi te bata dungi.....................

ib bera patya asli/pakki jatni ka matbal???
asli/pakki jatni = puri dadagiri

or Samar ib mera naam likh liye apne is contest me achha.........:rock
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preety ji...ye contest ms. aur mr. orkut ke liye hai...pls. b carefull tht u dont write miss in yr nomination form otherwise i wud b damn to upset tht sucha rewarding contender lost his grounds before contesting.
...
aapne bahut badhiya likha...kathi pakki/solid jaatni ke saare gun hein aap mein, aur issa kar ke bhi dikha rahi hein aap...meri vote to aap ke liye lagbagh tai (confirmed) hai...UNLESS ANOTHER STRONG MS. CONTENDER CUMS UP !!! :p:D
 
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ritu said:
name-ritu sehrawat
maiden name-ritu tomar
work exp-gobar batorne te lake tasle ki hail sar pe dhar ke seedia(lakdi aali)te chaat tak le jaake gobbar thepaddi er golle bana raakhe se............... ha aur thosse dikha dikha ke ladna bhi avve hai mane.

i hope mera farm late nahi hoya hoga.
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preety said:
Sabne meri Ram-Ram,
Mera naam preety se or mai byahi-thyahi su.Mai 30 saal ki su.maine yo miss arr mr jatland aala saang dekhya arr maine bera patya ak mr ghane se .................
ib bera patya asli/pakki jatni ka matbal???
asli/pakki jatni = puri dadagiri

or Samar ib mera naam likh liye apne is contest me achha.........:rock
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Bahut badiya Ritu Ji or Preety Ji ... :)
Pls apna apna ek fotu tang do yahan .. :)
or proof k liye ek attachment bi :p:D
fir vote den tai assani si hojagi humne ... ;)
 
ritu said:
name-ritu sehrawat
maiden name-ritu tomar
pihar-sunput
susrad-guddgama
work exp-gobar batorne te lake tasle ki hail sar pe dhar ke seedia(lakdi aali)te chaat tak le jaake gobbar thepaddi er golle bana raakhe se.khet me kassi te leke khurpa daratti sab istemal kar raakhe hai.shaani er khal bhen te leke gandaase me barsham kaat raakhi hai.ha er dudh haare me tata karan te leke gossa me tikade bana raakhe hai er chulhe me roti.nachan gaan me te geeta me mhaare gahar hi sabte pahla bulava aaya karta ek os vijje ki chorri n jarur bulayio na te raunk si na laage.nirre batashe er bakkli kha rakhi hai geeta ki.er ha pudde er gulgule khub badiya banliya karu er baajre ki roti er churma.
ha aur thosse dikha dikha ke ladna bhi avve hai mane.

i hope mera farm late nahi hoya hoga.
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Bhabhi ye chat pe gose apne ghara pathe the k mhare??????
 
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