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spdeshwal said:
Kya aapko untt ki sawari ( Camel) ride ka experience hai?
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Yup, bhot dhodaye hai Untt ko.. kai baar niche bi gheera hoo..ek baar khet maie hall chala ke ghar ate time raat ko ek jharak ko dekh ke Untt bidhak gaya .. ib untt to controll maie reha hi nai aur baghe ja idhar udhar..I tried to controll but failed..aur ek jageh patak diya mere ko :D


spdeshwal; said:
Unttani ki Dhaar nikaal sakte ho ( Can you MIlk a female camel)?
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ohh nai :( actually dadaji ne kabi Unttani rakhi hi nai..:( bhains ki to nikal sakta ho :D

spdeshwal; said:
Jaatni ki absence mein Daal BHaati bana sakte ho? :
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achi tareh se.. Daal Bhaati hi nai balki chorma , kutedi bajre ki rabdi etc..:)

spdeshwal; said:
Rajasthani pagdi, dhoti baandh sakte ho? : ..
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Yup. :)


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spdeshwal said:
Sunita ji aap itni nirash naa ho, yo to sirf elimination round sai
aapke bina final round na ho sakta!

Pahle round mein , maine aapki bajaay Ritu ji ko vote iss liye diya thaa kyoki aapne Gobbar aale department ko smbhalne ka experience nahi tha!

Vaise bhi Modern Jaatni ka Title to aapko hi mil sakta hai, basharte Seema( Sindhu) ji enn mauke pe aake aapko challange naa karden. Vaise Preety ji bhi aapko poori takkar dene ki tayyari mein dikhati hein!

Happy Friendly Contest!
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Ha ha ha .... Deshwal ji,

Apki iss Gobar er Modern aali baat padh ke mere oooen khayal sa aya ...

Maka koe jatni je donu kaam kare to kaisa rahe .... matbal ...

Goggle lake ghaam mein gobar pathey ..... :D:D:D

Harvinder bhai saab ... shayad aapke liye yo sujhav kaam ka ho sake se .... kisse hassye natika mein dikha sako so ... ha ha
 
meri vote tae.................sunita ..........preety arr ritu tinua tayi sae.............pehli dusri arr teesarika faisla JL aale kar lenge.............
 
:(:( bhaisaab ques. no 2 n 4 ka jawab NA hai! :(

It means am disqualified n outta compition?!

humm, koi naa next time prepared hoke aaonga! ;)

Rock on
Jit

spdeshwal said:
Bhai Cool Jat Hadde Beer bayar ka koi fand naa se!

Kya aapko untt ki sawari ( Camel) ride ka experience hai?
Unttani ki Dhaar nikaal sakte ho ( Can you MIlk a female camel)?
Jaatni ki absence mein Daal BHaati bana sakte ho?
Have you been a cameleer?
Rajasthani pagdi, dhoti baandh sakte ho?
Aapka ek bhi naa mein jawaab, aur aap pahle hi round mein disqualify!




Cheers!
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coolengineer said:
Here goes my faarum cum mini auto biography


--baalakpan main maine kanche,bitti banda,maaram pitti ,peethu err bijjo
bandari etc etc sab dhal ke khel khele hain..
teejan par paatdi par khada hokar sabse unchi peeng bhi badhai hai
gharna roj kisse na kisse ka uulhana aaya rehya karta..


--skool er college main bahut ullbaad kari..holi ke bahane jin balkann
ghelya nahi bana karti unke sabke kolde pyaa karte:thappad..err essi
chakron main skool err collge t kahi baar suspend bhi hona pada..


--sport ki baat karo to sare khel badiya tariya khlene aate hain especialy
basketball and ghusand payam(boxing).:boxing

--rohtak aali JLN nahar ke pul(bridge)l ke uppar t khub daank maari hain
err sharat laga kara kar ek seedh main wa nahar kayi baar paar bhi kari
hai.
ek baar nuye hi sharat laga kar 1 kilo taya aud desi ghee pee gaya
tha..wa alag baat hai ek baad main kayi din daston ka zor raha tha:D


--kheton main bhi khub kassi bhaja rakhi hai..raat ke paani ke oosre par
jana,doli baanna,eenkh(sugarcane) nalana se lekar dhaanan(rice) main
ghaadul karna etc sab kaam badiya tariya kar rakhe hain


--ghar ke kaam jukar gandasse pherna,shani bhena,hukka bharna,apne
balud(oxen) pe khanagariya karan ki machine bhi pher rakhi hain..
paali ban k bhains ki chara rakhi hain.
baki bhains nayi karan le jana..byaavana eer pher uski zer kaadun aale
suggley kaam bhi karen hain...


--jhoota baggi,raihdaa ,tractor se lekar apne mama ka 14 tyra aala
truck bhi chala rakhya hai..:p


--rookhan(tress) par chud kar khub kachi aambi err jaamun bhi kha rakhyi
hain.;)

--gharney chinaai ke tem par masala banana rakhya hai..oobran(store)
main safedi karan ki paractice bhi kar rakhyi hai


--doomaan ki tariya naachna to nahi aata pher bhi byah shaddi main
haath paan hila kiya karun:rock

--doosran ke roole main bud kar apne haad godde bhi fudwaa rakhye hain
aur auran ke sur bhi fodd rakhye hain


--bumbai ke beach par firangeeyon ki jattu main class bhi le rakhyi hain.;)


--dufter main friday ko dholla kurta pajama err jutti gaad kaar chala jaya
karun err sari hana JL chaupal ki leeli screen open rehen ke karan mere
project manager hamesha maine mr. jatland boy kah kar bulata hai.:p


Mere khyal t next round main qualify hon taahi etna kafi hai..baki kaarnaame aagle round main suna dunga.:rolleyes:

DISCLAIMER:The above informationis 16 aane sachi err eska kisi bhi jaat bhai ki zindagi se nata hona bahut aam baat hai..I alwaz belev ki zindagi ek bar milti hai jo bhi karna hai es main karlo nahi to baat main pacstaava reh jaga.

Tejveer
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My vote for Mr. Jatland 2008 is
Coolengineer - Tejveer:cool:
 
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wo amazing....

i hvnt lisen bout this evr bfore....
so hn i the contest staring.... huuuuuuuu
Samarkadian said:
Dear Jatlanders,:cool:

First Mr and Ms Jatland contest is announced to be open. :rock.

First basic eligibility criteria:-
Females= Pakki Jatni
Males=Saccha Jat

Interested participantes start pouring.Rest in subsequent posts.


Thanks.
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