mukesh ka torture.....comments plz......

[keshavdahiya]

sabbhi jatlanders se gujarish hai ki kirpya karke JOKES sirf humor section mein hi post karen.......kyunki aaj mere er rathee ke saath chopal mein mukesh ne ghanni bhundi banaai..........muki bhai ne hum donu ger ger ke ghanne chete........mhaare ghanni jelli, chakku, talwar, khurppa, cheani maari ........ji likadd gya katti mhaara.......killkki hahahahahha gagu™
to manne nyu sochi aapko sabkko pata hona chaiye ki chopal mien mukesh ke eklle na phans jaiyo hum te bach ge iibke......aage na bacha jya...........hahahahhahahahahaah
to yu tha chota sa chat session aur mukesh ka TORTURE.......
paaddh lyo aur batao aap sab sajan log kya samjhte ho .............killkki pe killkki.............aan dyo comments iib

[mukeshkumar007]:bhai ek chutkala sunaunga
[ratheetheraist]:bhai aarre nahi.....post karde kassai hum batlawan saan
[mukeshkumar007]:sunana padega nahi to..........
[keshavdahiya]: nahiiiiiiiiiii bhau mukesh mein bhajun sun iib.......
[mukeshkumar007]: chutaklo to sun le
[ratheetheraist]: oooooo 007 maaf kar de bhai
[mukeshkumar007]: he he he
[mukeshkumar007]: ek baar mera ek dost kai dino mein college aya
[mukeshkumar007]: hum class le rehe the ...
[mukeshkumar007]: wo jaise hi class room ke behar se ja reha tha to maine usko dekh liya and class maie bula liya
[mukeshkumar007]: phir usne bi lecture likhna suru kar diya...
[keshavdahiya]: haansna se iis joke pe
[mukeshkumar007]: he he he
[mukeshkumar007]: dat jya kasam sun to le pehli
[keshavdahiya]: hahahhhahaha
[keshavdahiya]: bhai jatland pe humor section bhi hoya karre, udde chepne hoya karen chutkalle.....hahhaha
[mukeshkumar007]: jab lecture pura huwa to madam boli..."Any Question
[keshavdahiya]:thik se sunna
[keshavdahiya]: ...............tu bolle ja
[mukeshkumar007]: tab mera wo dost khada hoke bolya......
[ram6april]:theek thaak bhai keshav dahiya sahab
[mukeshkumar007]: madam lecture konse subject ka tha...
[ram6april]: sabhi bhaayio ko Ramlal ki RAMRAM
[keshavdahiya]: bhai ram lal, sahab kyun la diya taane mere naam aage........sahab hoga tu aare ka ....hahahahah
[ratheetheraist]: bhai chutkala sunan dyo mukesh ka plz....na to yu jilli ghomp dega......killkki
[keshavdahiya]: arre oo ghughu muki...khatam ho gya ke tera cutkala
[ratheetheraist]: hahahahah oooooo ram lal hamere aage laa lee sahab nee
[ram6april]: hehehehehehe
[mukeshkumar007]: abhi aur hai baki
[keshavdahiya]: tallli bajawanke aare iib hum
[keshavdahiya]: sunna ne pher fuffa
[mukeshkumar007]: ruk jya maie ek post pad reha hooo
[keshavdahiya]: tawallla kar ke sunna de yaar pher hum batla lyange......
[mukeshkumar007]: he he he
[ram6april]: okay guys i gotta go home now, finishing work here so hope catch u all guys later
[ram6april]: te kaache kaato
[mukeshkumar007]: aaj ispe hi hans le ..baki ka kal sunayenge
[keshavdahiya]: haan bhai hope te se ram lal yu purra sunna de to na ji likdan ne ho rehya se.....killkki
[keshavdahiya]: na bhai mukesh 007....iibe sunna purra
[mukeshkumar007]: phir madam bina kuch bole class ke behar chali gai
[mukeshkumar007]: and hum bi class ke bhear aa gaye
[mukeshkumar007]: THE END

 

[abhirana]

sabbhi jatlanders se gujarish hai ki kirpya karke JOKES sirf humor section mein hi post karen.......kyunki aaj mere er rathee ke saath chopal mein mukesh ne ghanni bhundi banaai..........muki bhai ne hum donu ger ger ke ghanne chete........mhaare ghanni jelli, chakku, talwar, khurppa, cheani maari ........ji likadd gya katti mhaara.......killkki hahahahahha gagu™
to manne nyu sochi aapko sabkko pata hona chaiye ki chopal mien mukesh ke eklle na phans jaiyo hum te bach ge iibke......aage na bacha jya...........hahahahhahahahahaah

Bhai Keshav,

tere itni jelli , chakku ,talwar , khurpa, cheani lagi
ke inke dard se hi tu kilki mar raha hai...

ghani kardi shikayatk kar rhya hai tu...

meri to hassi hi nahi ruk rahi...

Mukesh bhai chaupal mein hathiyar lana mana hai...
aage se kuch bhi laya to chaupal mein aane nahi diya jayega tujhe...

cheers!!!
~Abhi

P.S. Keshav bhai chat ko paste karna avoid bhi kar sakta tha...

 

[keshavdahiya]

P.S. Keshav bhai chat ko paste karna avoid bhi kar sakta tha...

bhai rana saab tu bhi to uude tha.........tere khoon na aaye honge jibbe tu khawe hai.......er rahi baat chat ko paste na karne ki......wah nyu ki mukesh bhai apna bhai se........iska chutkala to sabne sunawanga har saare haans lenge iib........killkkki........eklle swaad na liye jaate.......muki bhai ...........iib ke aare aan diye .......hahahahhahahha gagu™

 

[abhirana]

bhai rana saab tu bhi to uude tha.........tere khoon na aaye honge jibbe tu khawe hai.......er rahi baat chat ko paste na karne ki......wah nyu ki mukesh bhai apna bhai se........iska chutkala to sabne sunawanga har saare haans lenge iib........killkkki........eklle swaad na liye jaate.......muki bhai ...........iib ke aare aan diye .......hahahahhahahha gagu™

ha ha ha ha ha...

Keshav,

pahli baat to u saab aala sauda hata...doosri baat yeh ki chat se badhiya to tune upar likh rakha hai...
ar baaki chod bhai...chutkule padhege aur khub kilki pe kilki marege...

cheers!!!
~Abhi

 

[dalssunil]

bhai kesu tu theek keh hai,
chutkale humour main hi post hone cheye. er bhai tane kati theek kara jo jo ya chat post ker di aadeh na to hum sum is teh vanchit reh jawa he.

 

[keshavdahiya]

ooooooooooo bhai

ha ha ha ha ha...

Keshav,

pahli baat to u saab aala sauda hata...doosri baat yeh ki chat se badhiya to tune upar likh rakha hai...
ar baaki chod bhai...chutkule padhege aur khub kilki pe kilki marege...

cheers!!!
~Abhi

ooohhoo bhai rana ji tu pehlyan nyu bata de tanne bhi chat rom mein mhaari gheeti daabni se ke....lol.....kyun mukadma karre se, mhaara rathi bhai vakalat padhya karre ......mein na darun tere te...
tu chennai mein ke rocking .........pathar todya kaarre ke......killkki .......aare bhompu laa de ki rana saaab rocking kar rahe hain............
rahi baat killkki ki wah te bhai kadde bhi marwa le...tu khawe to samachar pe bhi killkki bitha dyange er ghanna karre to NIND mein bhi ..........gagu™
: hahahahahaha

 

[downtoearth]

ya carbon copy cheap di aarey

sabbhi jatlanders se gujarish hai ki kirpya karke JOKES
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[ram6april]: te kaache kaato
[mukeshkumar007]: aaj ispe hi hans le ..baki ka kal sunayenge
[keshavdahiya]: haan bhai hope te se ram lal yu purra sunna de to na ji likdan ne ho rehya se.....killkki
[keshavdahiya]: na bhai mukesh 007....iibe sunna purra
[mukeshkumar007]: phir madam bina kuch bole class ke behar chali gai
[mukeshkumar007]: and hum bi class ke bhear aa gaye
[mukeshkumar007]: THE END

arey mukeshey,,,, hahaha,, taaney nu na sochi akk tu farzi aadmiyaan key aagey CHUTKALA-GHOSHTI mein bhaag lewey sey,,,, ,,, arey nu too dekh lendeaa,,, yey kasai carbon paper laa rahey sey ak na ,,,,,,,yey to s.t.d key bill ki bhi carbon copy koni khoowein,,,, yu too tera masaledar joke tha,,, hahahah

 

[ratheetheraist]

hahahahaha

ooo bhaaii sunnoo ree

main iss bat kaa gawah hunn ree...............hahahah........arr iss mukesss nee mhaare itni jellii arr khajarr ghampo diyee sain kadd main ...akk bujjhe naa..............arr mere te isne ye chaloyee.........par keshu ke te khurpaa arr cheenni bhai gaad di jacha jacha.........hahahaha

arr bhai ye itne dhunghe dhunge khade ho ge sain ibb kadd main bera na ibb ye bharenge bhi akk naa.........manne te marann ki acting kar di thi bhaii jibb jaa ke chodyaa isnne main naa te rathee aade na panda thaamnee...............arr ree patlee khagadd tanne nyun te sochi hondi ak mera te ibe byaah bi na hoyaa saii tanne chaloo dii jelliii kuungarr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahaha.................marr ge reeeeeeeee................killki.....pe....killkii.............gagu@maran ki acting

 

[mukeshkumar007]

arey mukeshey,,,, hahaha,, taaney nu na sochi akk tu farzi aadmiyaan key aagey CHUTKALA-GHOSHTI mein bhaag lewey sey,,,, ,,, arey nu too dekh lendeaa,,, yey kasai carbon paper laa rahey sey ak na ,,,,,,,yey to s.t.d key bill ki bhi carbon copy koni khoowein,,,, yu too tera masaledar joke tha,,, hahahah

bhai rupi....maine bera na tha ki yo carbon paper leke ghoomta rehwe hai....

bhai yeh opposition party ki sazish hai.....isme sachai bilkul bi nahi hai

is keshav pe to maie MAN HANI ki mukadma tokunga.......

 

[dahiyarules]

bhai rana saab tu bhi to uude tha.........tere khoon na aaye honge jibbe tu khawe hai.......er rahi baat chat ko paste na karne ki......wah nyu ki mukesh bhai apna bhai se........iska chutkala to sabne sunawanga har saare haans lenge iib........killkkki........eklle swaad na liye jaate.......muki bhai ...........iib ke aare aan diye .......hahahahhahahha gagu™

Haan ray aadoo, ghani charbi chadd rhi se tere? Chohre na bolbala kyun naahin chhod deta?

 

[dndeswal]

Haan ray aadoo, ghani charbi chadd rhi se tere? Chohre na bolbala kyun naahin chhod deta?

Arrey Keshav, Yo chaupal ka chat session tu 'cut&paste' kar-key sab ko kyoon dikha rahya sey bhai? Yah baat tey theek konya. Eib paachhe ham tey chaupal mein aawann ki taall e kar dyaange. Bera na tu ke kar baithe ! Bhai, issko paste aur post karne se pahle mukesh ki permission bi layi thi ya nahin? Tere pey Jat mahapanchayat mein ek mukkaddma ho jyaaga - saboot saamne sey ey ! Gawah ye saare iss thread pey likhann wale bann jyaange. Koyi vakeel to Mukesh kar-e lega. So, bhai, bach key rahiye!
.

 

[ratheetheraist]

hahaha

Arrey Keshav, Yo chaupal ka chat session tu 'cut&paste' kar-key sab ko kyoon dikha rahya sey bhai? Yah baat tey theek konya. Eib paachhe ham tey chaupal mein aawann ki taall e kar dyaange. Bera na tu ke kar baithe ! Bhai, issko paste aur post karne se pahle mukesh ki permission bi layi thi ya nahin? Tere pey Jat mahapanchayat mein ek mukkaddma ho jyaaga - saboot saamne sey ey ! Gawah ye saare iss thread pey likhann wale bann jyaange. Koyi vakeel to Mukesh kar-e lega. So, bhai, bach key rahiye!
.

deswal sir,,

keshu ka vakiill (main khud) te tyaar ho liya sai bus ek mhinnaa aur laagega...........arr is mukess ne issi tariqq ......pe ......tariiqq ....kee jaal main uljhaungaa akk uu kehgaa ..............`hiye ree mar gyaa chakkaarii kaat kaat chandigarh ki ..............hahahahahaah.......killkiii.....pe......killkiii.........hahahahahah....marr ge reeeeeee..............hahahah..........

gagu...............pe.............gagu.........@tariqq.pe....tariqq................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[jitendershooda]

deswal sir,,

keshu ka vakiill (main khud) te tyaar ho liya sai bus ek mhinnaa aur laagega...........arr is mukess ne issi tariqq ......pe ......tariiqq ....kee jaal main uljhaungaa akk uu kehgaa ..............`hiye ree mar gyaa chakkaarii kaat kaat chandigarh ki ..............hahahahahaah.......killkiii.....pe......killkiii.........hahahahahah....marr ge reeeeeee..............hahahah..........

gagu...............pe.............gagu.........@tariqq.pe....tariqq................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bhai rathee vakeeeel te theek se tun ban jyaga par eeb te pache te dikhe ye chat karaniye bhi poori AAACHAR SAHINTA ka palan karenge hude chaupal pe .... YA KACHI BAAT HO JYAGI ...EK HUDE BHI KARFUE SA LAAG JYAGA ...

 

[ratheetheraist]

yaa bat aapki theek sai katii

Bhai rathee vakeeeel te theek se tun ban jyaga par eeb te pache te dikhe ye chat karaniye bhi poori AAACHAR SAHINTA ka palan karenge hude chaupal pe .... YA KACHI BAAT HO JYAGI ...EK HUDE BHI KARFUE SA LAAG JYAGA ...

hooda saabb aapki yaa bat kati aandi sai..........iska illaaj bandhwaaoo fer kyukaaree...........dyoo jatland ke dacdarr ne arjjii...........

 

[keshavdahiya]

bhai re

ooooooooo bakas dyo.......GHAdde ki aakh mein ghee ghaal diya ghadda bolya meri aankh phhod di......saare din aare yeh baat challen sein ki .....EK te bhalla karo pher buraai bhi lyo.......
ITNAA ND CHUTKALL SUNNA DIYA......har mere sir ho reh so ib......
mein te taal mar dyunga aage te chaaaat khaan ki.......GAGU...hahahahha
rahi baat kadde chaaaat khaan ka ji bhi kargya te INVISIBLE mode mein baadd ke dekh aayunga ke batlaan laag reh sein log baag......
bhai mukesh VAKIL ki chintta na se........rathee tanne aare hi le lega bol ke.......hahahhahahah tu cort mein jaan ka rhawe e konya...........hahahahahhah killkki
AAJ MERA MANN BAHUT UUDDAS HAI KILLKKI BHI PURI NA LIKADDTI .......
dekh liye tham saare.........aaj paache konya karun.........
thammne tomar dhumarkiya er mor barghyan ke chutkallan mein ji saa awe se.....hahahahahhahahhha....oo rathee koi na marre yaar........dekh lyan ge tu laagya reh.....hahahahhahahhaa

 

[jitendershooda]

ooooooooo bakas dyo.......GHAdde ki aakh mein ghee ghaal diya ghadda bolya meri aankh phhod di......saare din aare yeh baat challen sein ki .....EK te bhalla karo pher buraai bhi lyo.......
ITNAA ND CHUTKALL SUNNA DIYA......har mere sir ho reh so ib......
mein te taal mar dyunga aage te chaaaat khaan ki.......GAGU...hahahahha

hA HA HA ....bhai ree Dagdar ...nu na roosee mere yaar ...humne nu te bera tha ek tere jisa viveki balak jo bhi karega theek intention te karega ...

 

[jatsrule]

hooda saabb aapki yaa bat kati aandi sai..........iska illaaj bandhwaaoo fer kyukaaree...........dyoo jatland ke dacdarr ne arjjii...........

oohh khupaati ke CHOBHA chaal rehya se ke tere jo tu kudde se.......
tere to mane ghanna badda BAAL TODD lage se...hahahahhaahhahaha
tu ISSA LAAGE SE jyukar KAAG MAANGE HODD JACKET PEHER KE SMILE MARAN KI KOSHISH KARTA HO..........daaaat le is smile ne na te tU TOCHAN KARKE hospital le jana padega....hahahahahahah@TOCHAN...

 

[keshavdahiya]

oohh khupaati ke CHOBHA chaal rehya se ke tere jo tu kudde se.......
tere to mane ghanna badda BAAL TODD lage se...hahahahhaahhahaha
tu ISSA LAAGE SE jyukar KAAG MAANGE HODD JACKET PEHER KE SMILE MARAN KI KOSHISH KARTA HO..........daaaat le is smile ne na te tU TOCHAN KARKE hospital le jana padega....hahahahahahah@TOCHAN...

oooooo khasam tere to nhaans er uperle honth ke junction pe manne BAAL TODD lage se......kasssai tu kitt kunn si train mein baithya tha intne din er tera harmoniyum kitt se........
achha ib tu nyu kar yu chasmme taar....... tere 2 marnne sein ....hahahhahahhahahhaha killkki....GAGU™ daaar gya tha ne.....
itne din kitt tha marre batte mhaara ji e na laag rehya tha er iib te photu comment aali therad bhi band holiii................

kher tu dat jya.....tanne harre hi bata dyunga tu kisssaa lagge se>>>>

tera thobdda issa se janu.......roadwayz ki bus pe galat board laag rehya ho........er wah janni to ho ambala her board laag rehya ho uuspe.....narnaul ka......hahahhaha killkki ere iibe dat khatam na hoya hun.....uus bus ke shisse nyu haalte hon jannu jaade mein daandri baajya karen........hahahhahahhaa

 

[ratheetheraist]

ooooooooooo khasam

oohh khupaati ke CHOBHA chaal rehya se ke tere jo tu kudde se.......
tere to mane ghanna badda BAAL TODD lage se...hahahahhaahhahaha
tu ISSA LAAGE SE jyukar KAAG MAANGE HODD JACKET PEHER KE SMILE MARAN KI KOSHISH KARTA HO..........daaaat le is smile ne na te tU TOCHAN KARKE hospital le jana padega....hahahahahahah@TOCHAN.

ooooooooooo khasamm..............tu pehlyaan te nyun bata tere ke jakk saii........manney ke teri puchaddi pe paan dharr diyaa........?????

chall ib tu aa e gya maidaan main te aaja ib paache na hatiyee..........udde muskurate chehre pe te teri himmat na hoi kimme bollaann ki .........par tanne aadey aake yo raag ke soch ke chedyaa..........tuney kya socha srdar bahut khus hogaa saabaasi dega mmmmmmmmmm..................aajaaoo ibb tu ar tera sardaar ..................hahahaha..............sanghwaa lyoo apni sutniiyaan nee.........killkii@sutni......

oo 5 pissyan ke kaagach ............teri shakal issi sai janu tu mhens ki smmooch len gaya hooooooo arr teree honnth uske daandaan main ulajh gyee hoo arr badh gyee hooooon..........hahahahahahahaha...........killkiiii.........gagu@ulajh...........kilki........

ibb aa ar teri bakhiyaa ne udhedunngaa mere bhateej.............hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa.............ar AANDI ho te bhaaj manna jaaiyee ibb..................

JAAT TE TAQRAAR TOHYAA KAREE NAA.......

 

[devdahiya]

Arre tumnei iss chutkule ki PHITTKARI banna di arr bechare Mukesh nei aawnna bhi bandhh kar diya BILLUTTNNO. Jadde dekhkho hudde-e KADHHAI chadhha ke PURI taraan laag jyao soo.............CHULHA NYOT KAR RHE SOO katti. Ha...ha...ha...ha.Tumm nahin sudhro katti......CHOSSANGG thha rhe soo JULMIYO. Thara kyukkar bhalla hoga batta. BUMBLLYAN PE JHOTTYAN KA GEHTTA...ha...ha...ha..ha.FARRADD DYO SAB KYANHEIN NEI. Killki@ Farradd dyo.